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Macros 
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 08:04 PM
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 08:05 PM
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worry
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 08:28 PM
Okay, over the next week everyone should keep a journal of all their waking boners, and tabulate which ones had anything to do with where your mind wandered and which ones are due to like a stray sunbeam landing on it and it just happened, you swear!
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 08:44 PM
Well to be fair, Sunbeam is the stage name of my favorite stripper out on route 58 on the edge of town. She can land on it, but it costs extra.
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 09:14 PM
Macros, on 25 November 2017 - 08:03 PM, said:
Morning wood afaik has been dealt with scientifically, something to do with dreams and bed sheets rubbing against skin.
While I'm sure dreams can amplify the effect, morning wood isn't subconscious. As far as I recall it's triggered by the male body being flush with a testosterone/blood flow build up after your brain and body goes through system repair and defrags your memory during sleep. Your testosterone levels are always highest in the morning for the same reason - depending upon sleep schedules of course.
It's why bro science suggests you do your weight lifting in the mornings.
I am sure Gust could educate us on this matter.
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Macros
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 09:38 PM
Hormonal shifts during REM are responsible, hence my saying dreams,if that makes it more sciency for you aptersonwheelchairthief
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 10:21 PM
I'll push this toward Mezla for backup
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 11:22 PM
Macros, on 25 November 2017 - 10:21 PM, said:
I'll push this toward Mezla for backup
I don't feel qualified to comment on your morning wood.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 11:26 PM
Facetiousness aside. It is hormone cycles.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 08:53 AM
Briar King, on 26 November 2017 - 12:11 AM, said:
Mezla PigDog, on 25 November 2017 - 11:22 PM, said:
Macros, on 25 November 2017 - 10:21 PM, said:
I'll push this toward Mezla for backup
I don't feel qualified to comment on your morning wood.
What happens in UK meet ups stays in UK meet ups!
Poor Mezla was always too hungover to touch any kind of wood in the morning.
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To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#151
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:28 AM
worry, on 20 November 2017 - 10:59 PM, said:
Glenn Thrush
... aaaand with that dude's surname, there goes any notion of MY morning glory. Then again, being so old such things are in the distant past.
Morgoth, on 27 November 2017 - 08:53 AM, said:
Briar King, on 26 November 2017 - 12:11 AM, said:
Mezla PigDog, on 25 November 2017 - 11:22 PM, said:
Macros, on 25 November 2017 - 10:21 PM, said:
I'll push this toward Mezla for backup
Wood, no. Porcelain, yes.
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 01:58 PM
So you know this Ed Westwick guy from GOSSIP GIRL who's been accused by multiple women? I never watched that show, but recently I was watching the British comedy WHITE GOLD on Netflix (about 70's window-dealers) which popped up in my recco's because I watched THE INBETWEENERS (show and movies)...and the whole season I was thinking, man, this guy playing the skeevy, slimy fucker seems off...
turns out he was just playing a variation on himself.
Which leads a theory my buddy who worked with actors for years and said, "MOST actors always basically play a mild variation on themselves"...
turns out he was just playing a variation on himself.
Which leads a theory my buddy who worked with actors for years and said, "MOST actors always basically play a mild variation on themselves"...
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"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#153
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 02:32 PM
Morgoth, on 27 November 2017 - 08:53 AM, said:
Briar King, on 26 November 2017 - 12:11 AM, said:
Mezla PigDog, on 25 November 2017 - 11:22 PM, said:
Macros, on 25 November 2017 - 10:21 PM, said:
I'll push this toward Mezla for backup
I don't feel qualified to comment on your morning wood.
What happens in UK meet ups stays in UK meet ups!
Poor Mezla was always too hungover to touch any kind of wood in the morning.
True. If it wasn't for my feeble metabolism of alcohol I would have Weinstein'ed the lot of you. Narrow escape boys!!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 04:27 PM
I would like to point out that I have photographic evidence of you Weinsteining my glorious mutton chops. I felt used!
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:31 PM
This thread is going to a bad place.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#156
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 06:17 PM
Going?
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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#157
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Posted 29 November 2017 - 02:28 PM
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#158
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Posted 29 November 2017 - 03:21 PM
Gust Hubb, on 29 November 2017 - 02:28 PM, said:
The clip of his co-hosts making the announcement is cringeworthy.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#159
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Posted 29 November 2017 - 05:22 PM
Gust Hubb, on 29 November 2017 - 02:28 PM, said:
I have some Fbook friends who are very willing to talk about this on the. They're all women and most of them are saying things along the lines of "He's so great, I hope he's innocent" or "Where does this hunt end?" It's disgusting to read and these people live their lives like that.
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Posted 29 November 2017 - 05:41 PM
Not surprised.
