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#21 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 04:20 PM

Is a hot dog really a sandwich?
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 04:22 PM

I'm pretty sure you need two slices of bread for a sandwich.

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 04:26 PM

From Webster:

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Definition of sandwich
1
a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
b : one slice of bread covered with food

2
: something resembling a sandwich; especially : composite structural material consisting of layers often of high-strength facings bonded to a low strength central core


So, yeah, I guess it'd count as long as it was a roll and not a sad hot-dog on a folded piece of limp white bread.
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 07:21 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 07 September 2017 - 03:50 PM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 07 September 2017 - 01:46 PM, said:

Since the discussion has gone from a natural disaster, which suggests you can eventually return, to the end of the world,/zombie apocalypse scenario, I am amending my response and saying instead of important papers, you will need lube! Lots of LUBE!!! LUUUUUUUUUBE!

If you are going to work in quickies while on the run during the apocalypse, there probably isn't going to be a lot of time to get the engine purring, if you know what I am sayin. So yeah,
LUBE!

It is called spit.

Hydration is probably going to be a problem during an apocalypse so you probably will need to conserve your spit. Also, oral hygiene probably isn't going to be a high priority, so, ewwww yucky!

So yeah. L - U - U - U - U - U - U - U - U - U - B - E !!!!!!!!!!! Posted ImagePosted Image
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 07:24 PM

View PostJPK, on 07 September 2017 - 04:26 PM, said:

From Webster:

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Definition of sandwich
1
a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
b : one slice of bread covered with food

2
: something resembling a sandwich; especially : composite structural material consisting of layers often of high-strength facings bonded to a low strength central core


So, yeah, I guess it'd count as long as it was a roll and not a sad hot-dog on a folded piece of limp white bread.


But according to this, so is a taco.
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 09:17 PM

are we serioulsy having the sandwich discussion again?

DOnt yall have better things to do like planning for the eventual apocalypse.
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 09:23 PM

View PostLinearPhilosopher, on 07 September 2017 - 09:17 PM, said:

are we serioulsy having the sandwich discussion again?

DOnt yall have better things to do like planning for the eventual apocalypse.


But if you can have a sandwich DURING the apocalypse... wouldn't that be better?
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 09:42 PM

3 seashells and a piece of plywood.
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 10:02 PM

Monopoly board game. Who cracks first?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 11:31 PM

Unless you're really good at building fires and are assured to have wood to burn, I'd maybe pack some Sterno also.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterno
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 11:39 PM

There are whole websites dedicated to this




http://www.theorganicprepper.ca/

http://www.thesurvivalgardener.com/

http://readynutrition.com/
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 12:10 AM

View Postnacht, on 07 September 2017 - 11:39 PM, said:

There are whole boarders dedicated to this




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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:12 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 07 September 2017 - 07:21 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 07 September 2017 - 03:50 PM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 07 September 2017 - 01:46 PM, said:

Since the discussion has gone from a natural disaster, which suggests you can eventually return, to the end of the world,/zombie apocalypse scenario, I am amending my response and saying instead of important papers, you will need lube! Lots of LUBE!!! LUUUUUUUUUBE!

If you are going to work in quickies while on the run during the apocalypse, there probably isn't going to be a lot of time to get the engine purring, if you know what I am sayin. So yeah,
LUBE!

It is called spit.

Hydration is probably going to be a problem during an apocalypse so you probably will need to conserve your spit. Also, oral hygiene probably isn't going to be a high priority, so, ewwww yucky!

So yeah. L - U - U - U - U - U - U - U - U - U - B - E !!!!!!!!!!! Posted ImagePosted Image


And how clean to you think the human mouth is???

Also, if you don't have enough to spit, you are probably dead.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:13 AM

View PostHoney Cups, on 07 September 2017 - 07:49 PM, said:

Look at these perverts talking about lube, spit andddd tacos.


It all fits neatly together.
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Posted 10 September 2017 - 12:15 PM

Military Grade Bullets will be the currency of choice to ride the metro post-apocalypse. Everyone knows that.

I read an article about a guy who had to live in a city in syria for months without water or electricity. He said butane gas, and disposable Bic lighters were the things no one could get enough of. Makes sense. Need it too cook, start fighters, light etc.

For water I think the rule of thumb is at least 2 liters per person per day. Try for a minimum of 3 days.

I also for some reason have had this in the back of my head lately. I often think preppers are crazy. But a 3 day kit seems smarter and smarter to me. No natural disastaers in my country to speak of. Im worried about the man made ones.
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