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#21 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 01:30 PM

Didn't this used to be done by DelRay? AKA, this isn't the REAL yearly Cage Match?

I agree, the sand worm needs to win just be being huge and eating everyone.

And Kell would just get bored, turn his coat and disappear to the next universe.
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Posted 02 March 2017 - 03:13 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 02 March 2017 - 01:30 PM, said:

Didn't this used to be done by DelRay? AKA, this isn't the REAL yearly Cage Match?



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I agree, the sand worm needs to win just be being huge and eating everyone.



With sufficient momentum and very little effort, this could become REALLY fun / funny.
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Posted 02 March 2017 - 05:39 PM

Count me in for Leto the Sandworm.

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 08:43 PM

Very well... I will throw myself in with you lot for the sheer twistedness of it. I can't help but picture Jim Butcher going WTF?!!

For the record, I was never able to get past the God Emperor of Dune due to the sheer absurdity of worm boy.







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Posted 06 March 2017 - 03:50 PM

It has started! Cast your votes!
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Posted 06 March 2017 - 03:57 PM

I personally am not bothered who wins, but will like the results for reading purposes.
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Posted 06 March 2017 - 03:59 PM

Oh no, the worm is behind!

http://www.unboundwo...vi-vs-sandworm/

In other news, I am happy to see that the sentient luggage chest is winning by a mile.
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Posted 06 March 2017 - 04:27 PM

50.20 to 49.80.... damn close. Just needs a little push...


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Posted 06 March 2017 - 04:30 PM

I just evened up the sand worm to 50% even. BOOYAH
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Posted 06 March 2017 - 05:06 PM

The worm just crawled ahead!


Meanwhile over in his match Dresden is destroying the competition.
Gaiman's Mr Wednesday surprisingly tie'ish with Hitchhiker's Marvin.
King's Randal Flagg annihilating Expanse's Bobbie Draper, which is logical but makes me sad.
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Posted 10 March 2017 - 03:57 PM

Alas the worm has lost. Now I'd like to see a final matchup between Harry and Bombadil.
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Posted 10 March 2017 - 06:43 PM

THE WORM WAS ROBBED. ROBBED I SAY!!!

Ah well, go Dresden!
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Posted 10 March 2017 - 07:04 PM

If we can't help a goddamned Sandworm to the finish line...or even out of Round 1...this is why we can't have nice things! Arg!
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Posted 10 March 2017 - 10:49 PM

Menolly beat Ged - wtf???

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We have to get Dresden over the line against Menolly.

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Posted 11 March 2017 - 12:07 AM

View PostCaptain Needa, on 10 March 2017 - 10:49 PM, said:

Menolly beat Ged - wtf???

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We have to get Dresden over the line against Menolly.

Yeah... What are they teaching kids now a days...
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Posted 11 March 2017 - 12:14 AM

Ged's dead, baby. Ged's dead.
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Posted 11 March 2017 - 03:14 AM

No shocker... Pern is massively more popular than Earthsea.
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Posted 11 March 2017 - 03:24 AM

That popularity contest bs is why Mr. Wednesday is going to lose this round. Honestly, I'll be amazed if anything other than The Luggage has a shot in hell of taking out Daenerys. I don't give a shit if she has dragons or not, she shouldn't stand a chance against him.
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:58 AM

Well, at least Harry beat Menolly. That would have been embarrassing otherwise.

Now he's up against someone called Devi. No, I haven't gotten around to reading The Name Of The Wind yet. :p
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 12:38 PM

FFS Devi is currently beating HARRY!! Get out to vote!!
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