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#661
Posted 14 March 2020 - 06:43 AM
Okay. That onion article actually got me. Too close to home.
#662
Posted 14 March 2020 - 04:21 PM
This could be the moment Trump gave himself the coronavirus (after shaking hands at CPAC):
Sloppily kissing the flag, he put his lips on his right hand....
https://slate.com/ne...oronavirus.html
Sloppily kissing the flag, he put his lips on his right hand....
https://slate.com/ne...oronavirus.html
#663
Posted 14 March 2020 - 10:43 PM
Quote
Based on the total cost of President Trump's golf outings to taxpayers, he is the country's 10th-highest paid athlete. Taxpayers have paid about $152 million for Trump's golf trips, or roughly $50.6 million a year, records show. The No. 1 player in the world, Rory McIlroy, has been paid $12 million to ploay over the past two years.
-TheRoot.com
#664
Posted 16 March 2020 - 04:50 AM
'Trump's Surprising Support in Prison
Americans behind bars tell us why they love the president.
Before prison, John Adkins, 43, didn't care about politics. He watched the news regularly but said he mostly wanted to see reports about the ongoing gang violence in Southwest Detroit, where he lived. Now, after 23 years in a Michigan prison for murder, Adkins is an ardent Republican and supporter of Donald Trump.
He credits conservative media for his political education. In prison, Adkins began watching the news again but soon grew sick of "the demonization of straight, white, Christian men on CNN and MSNBC and just about all mainstream media," he wrote, using the email system at Macomb Correctional Facility, where he is incarcerated. So he found himself drawn to right-wing shows such as The O'Reilly Factor and Tucker Carlson Tonight.'
Lol... (until Trump pardons this guy to join his martial law death squad, that is)
'The hosts' positions on key issues such as abortion (against)'
MAB (Murders Against Abortion)....
'and gay marriage (also against) won him over. But above all, Adkins says, he identifies as a conservative because he feels under attack by the left.
[... ] "Their rhetoric is what is divisive in this country, not Donald J. Trump's!"
[...] Some credited their political development to listening to Rush Limbaugh on a personal radio or watching Fox News on a shared television.
[...] picked up his political views from a Trump-supporting cellmate. [...] He considered his cellmate "very intelligent" and respected what he had to say. "He broke some things down to me. … That's when I realized I had wrong and ignorant impressions."
[...] "I also appreciate his honesty"'
https://slate.com/ne...upport-why.html
Americans behind bars tell us why they love the president.
Before prison, John Adkins, 43, didn't care about politics. He watched the news regularly but said he mostly wanted to see reports about the ongoing gang violence in Southwest Detroit, where he lived. Now, after 23 years in a Michigan prison for murder, Adkins is an ardent Republican and supporter of Donald Trump.
He credits conservative media for his political education. In prison, Adkins began watching the news again but soon grew sick of "the demonization of straight, white, Christian men on CNN and MSNBC and just about all mainstream media," he wrote, using the email system at Macomb Correctional Facility, where he is incarcerated. So he found himself drawn to right-wing shows such as The O'Reilly Factor and Tucker Carlson Tonight.'
Lol... (until Trump pardons this guy to join his martial law death squad, that is)
'The hosts' positions on key issues such as abortion (against)'
MAB (Murders Against Abortion)....
'and gay marriage (also against) won him over. But above all, Adkins says, he identifies as a conservative because he feels under attack by the left.
[... ] "Their rhetoric is what is divisive in this country, not Donald J. Trump's!"
[...] Some credited their political development to listening to Rush Limbaugh on a personal radio or watching Fox News on a shared television.
[...] picked up his political views from a Trump-supporting cellmate. [...] He considered his cellmate "very intelligent" and respected what he had to say. "He broke some things down to me. … That's when I realized I had wrong and ignorant impressions."
[...] "I also appreciate his honesty"'
https://slate.com/ne...upport-why.html
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 16 March 2020 - 05:00 AM
#665
Posted 16 March 2020 - 08:48 AM
Azath Vitr (D, on 16 March 2020 - 04:50 AM, said:
'Trump's Surprising Support in Prison
Americans behind bars tell us why they love the president.
Before prison, John Adkins, 43, didn't care about politics. He watched the news regularly but said he mostly wanted to see reports about the ongoing gang violence in Southwest Detroit, where he lived. Now, after 23 years in a Michigan prison for murder, Adkins is an ardent Republican and supporter of Donald Trump.
He credits conservative media for his political education. In prison, Adkins began watching the news again but soon grew sick of "the demonization of straight, white, Christian men on CNN and MSNBC and just about all mainstream media," he wrote, using the email system at Macomb Correctional Facility, where he is incarcerated. So he found himself drawn to right-wing shows such as The O'Reilly Factor and Tucker Carlson Tonight.'
Lol... (until Trump pardons this guy to join his martial law death squad, that is)
'The hosts' positions on key issues such as abortion (against)'
MAB (Murders Against Abortion)....
'and gay marriage (also against) won him over. But above all, Adkins says, he identifies as a conservative because he feels under attack by the left.
[... ] "Their rhetoric is what is divisive in this country, not Donald J. Trump's!"
[...] Some credited their political development to listening to Rush Limbaugh on a personal radio or watching Fox News on a shared television.
[...] picked up his political views from a Trump-supporting cellmate. [...] He considered his cellmate "very intelligent" and respected what he had to say. "He broke some things down to me. … That's when I realized I had wrong and ignorant impressions."
[...] "I also appreciate his honesty"'
https://slate.com/ne...upport-why.html
Americans behind bars tell us why they love the president.
Before prison, John Adkins, 43, didn't care about politics. He watched the news regularly but said he mostly wanted to see reports about the ongoing gang violence in Southwest Detroit, where he lived. Now, after 23 years in a Michigan prison for murder, Adkins is an ardent Republican and supporter of Donald Trump.
He credits conservative media for his political education. In prison, Adkins began watching the news again but soon grew sick of "the demonization of straight, white, Christian men on CNN and MSNBC and just about all mainstream media," he wrote, using the email system at Macomb Correctional Facility, where he is incarcerated. So he found himself drawn to right-wing shows such as The O'Reilly Factor and Tucker Carlson Tonight.'
Lol... (until Trump pardons this guy to join his martial law death squad, that is)
'The hosts' positions on key issues such as abortion (against)'
MAB (Murders Against Abortion)....
'and gay marriage (also against) won him over. But above all, Adkins says, he identifies as a conservative because he feels under attack by the left.
[... ] "Their rhetoric is what is divisive in this country, not Donald J. Trump's!"
[...] Some credited their political development to listening to Rush Limbaugh on a personal radio or watching Fox News on a shared television.
[...] picked up his political views from a Trump-supporting cellmate. [...] He considered his cellmate "very intelligent" and respected what he had to say. "He broke some things down to me. … That's when I realized I had wrong and ignorant impressions."
[...] "I also appreciate his honesty"'
https://slate.com/ne...upport-why.html
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#666
Posted 16 March 2020 - 09:10 AM
So basically brainwashing prisoners? Can see that ending well!
This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 16 March 2020 - 09:10 AM
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#667
Posted 17 March 2020 - 03:10 AM
Marco Rubio's (verified) Twitter:
'Please stop spreading stupid rumors about marshall law.
COMPLETELY FALSE
We will continue to see closings & restrictions on hours of non-essential businesses in certain cities & states. But that is NOT marshall law.'
https://twitter.com/...553159154057216
His Twitter bio: 'Follower of Christ,Husband,Father, Proud AMERICAN, US Senator for Florida, #GatorNation & #FinsUp.'
https://twitter.com/marcorubio
That really is his Twitter, not a parody account:
https://www.newsweek...o-rubio-1492606
Does he leave the errors up on purpose?... to appeal to Trump voters?
'Discussing coronavirus response, Sanders accidentally calls it Ebola and Biden accidentally calls it SARS'
https://www.newsweek...alls-it-1492425
(It technically is Sars-CoV-2.)
'Please stop spreading stupid rumors about marshall law.
COMPLETELY FALSE
We will continue to see closings & restrictions on hours of non-essential businesses in certain cities & states. But that is NOT marshall law.'
https://twitter.com/...553159154057216
His Twitter bio: 'Follower of Christ,Husband,Father, Proud AMERICAN, US Senator for Florida, #GatorNation & #FinsUp.'
https://twitter.com/marcorubio
That really is his Twitter, not a parody account:
https://www.newsweek...o-rubio-1492606
Does he leave the errors up on purpose?... to appeal to Trump voters?
'Discussing coronavirus response, Sanders accidentally calls it Ebola and Biden accidentally calls it SARS'
https://www.newsweek...alls-it-1492425
(It technically is Sars-CoV-2.)
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 17 March 2020 - 03:13 AM
#668
Posted 17 March 2020 - 04:12 AM
He followed up with an apology that it was a typo and should have been marital law.
You..cannot...make...this...shit....up.
You..cannot...make...this...shit....up.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#669
Posted 17 March 2020 - 06:43 AM
Marital Law is vry vry srs bsns. It is known.
This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 17 March 2020 - 06:43 AM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#670
#672
Posted 17 March 2020 - 07:53 PM
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
#674
Posted 18 March 2020 - 10:34 PM
#675
Posted 19 March 2020 - 02:30 AM
Naw, make no bones about it, she stands shoulder to shoulder with her orange pops, w/ Jared in direct reporting relationship directly below.
#676
#677
Posted 20 March 2020 - 06:04 AM
'Trump was reportedly saved from tweeting Tom Hanks had died from coronavirus after officials misunderstood what being "discharged" from hospital means'
https://news.yahoo.c...nity&soc_trk=fb
https://news.yahoo.c...nity&soc_trk=fb
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 20 March 2020 - 06:04 AM
#678
Posted 20 March 2020 - 05:32 PM
'When Peter Alexander asked what the president would say to Americans who are scared, Mr Trump shook his head and attacked the television reporter.
"I say you're a terrible reporter," Mr Trump said'
https://www.independ...e-a9414411.html
'China Pulled Back on Trump-Backed Drug Due to Overdose Fears
On Thursday, Trump said chloroquine is “not going to kill anybody.” It turns out that researchers in Wuhan found that not to be true.'
https://www.thedaily...deadly?ref=home
'Trump Again Touts Drug That Fauci Says Has No Evidence of Working on Coronavirus
“I feel good about it. Just a feeling. I am a smart guy, we’ll see soon enough and we have certainly big samples of people.”'
https://www.thedaily...avirus?ref=home
"I say you're a terrible reporter," Mr Trump said'
https://www.independ...e-a9414411.html
'China Pulled Back on Trump-Backed Drug Due to Overdose Fears
On Thursday, Trump said chloroquine is “not going to kill anybody.” It turns out that researchers in Wuhan found that not to be true.'
https://www.thedaily...deadly?ref=home
'Trump Again Touts Drug That Fauci Says Has No Evidence of Working on Coronavirus
“I feel good about it. Just a feeling. I am a smart guy, we’ll see soon enough and we have certainly big samples of people.”'
https://www.thedaily...avirus?ref=home
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 20 March 2020 - 05:37 PM