[Malankazooie]

Finally, one for you Fart Warts fans. Pause your concentrated digging for them green meanies and have a chuckle.

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

'Joe Biden Could Be Impeached by GOP Over Ukraine if He Wins, Iowa Senator Says

Iowa Senator Joni Ernst warned Sunday that Republicans would immediately push to impeach Joe Biden over his work in Ukraine as vice president if he win the White House.

“I think this door of impeachable whatever has been opened,” Ernst said in an interview with Bloomberg News. “Joe Biden should be very careful what he’s asking for because, you know, we can have a situation where if it should ever be President Biden, that immediately, people, right the day after he would be elected would be saying, ‘Well, we’re going to impeach him.’

[...] Biden communications director Kate Bedingfield responded to Ernst’s latest comments by again encouraging Iowans to caucus for Biden. “Iowans have the chance tomorrow to say the words that Donald Trump and Joni Ernst fear most: I’m here to caucus for Joe Biden,” she said.'

https://www.bloomber...UmZ-fsKi9e4ouf4

[Macros]

Surely if Buren did wrong he should just be held accountable now?
No?
Is this not how it works?

Fuck the republicans

[Slow Ben]

Kansas. Fucking Kansas.

The only thing worse than the president not knowing where Kansas City is is his minions defending him.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

Slow Ben, on 03 February 2020 - 01:23 PM, said:

Kansas. Fucking Kansas.

The only thing worse than the president not knowing where Kansas City is is his minions defending him.

'there is, indeed, a small Kansas City in Kansas, but the famed city that hosts and is associated with the Chiefs is located in Missouri—and it is the state's largest city. [...]

Doocy wasn't the only Trump loyalist to toss out the "Kansas City is ALSO in Kansas" defense in the wake of the widespread mockery the president has received over his geographical snafu.

American Conservative Union chairman Matt Schlapp, a Trump sycophant whose wife works for the White House, chastised the "East Coast establishment" for not knowing about the existence of Kansas City, Kansas.

He also claimed that the president was "more right the first time" while calling on the media to "stop insulting Kansas."'

https://www.thedaily...weet?ref=scroll

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 03 February 2020 - 07:39 PM

[Slow Ben]

Pffssshhhtttt.

Only liberal elitists care about things like geography.

[Macros]

Sounds like Kansas needs some freedom.

To the bombers!

[Malankazooie]

Kansas needs some personality. If you find yourself having to drive across Kansas, do so with a friend in tow and time the drive so he or she has to assume driving duties when you hit the Kansas border so you can sleep through most of it.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

'Trump Had "Goddamn F*cking" Meltdown Over Birther Statement
HAIR-TRIGGER
When Trump’s aides tried to get him to renounce his birther theory about Barack Obama, it seems it wasn’t easy to get him to play ball.'

https://www.thedaily...screed?ref=home

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 04 February 2020 - 09:16 PM

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

'Trump Denies Nancy Pelosi Pre-State of the Union Handshake

[...] Video shows Pelosi sticking out her hand to give it to Trump, but the president simply turned around toward the podium.'

https://www.thedaily...dshake?ref=home

'Nancy Pelosi rips up copy of Trump's State of the Union speech following divisive address'

https://www.theguard...-latest-updates

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

'Rush Limbaugh denied health risks of smoking years before lung cancer diagnosis: "I would like a medal for smoking cigars"'

https://www.nydailyn...kyv9fubKKuf3b7A

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 05 February 2020 - 05:09 PM

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

'Bye-Bye, Biden


[...] In an interview with the New York Times editorial board last December, Biden sounded like he was mocking even death itself. “You all declare me, not you, editorially in a broad sense, declare me dead and guess what?” Biden said. “I ain’t dead. I’m not going to die.” Kathleen Kingsbury of the Times responded by noting, “Everybody dies.” Biden clarified that he meant “I’m not going to die politically.”

That claim might be questioned after the Iowa caucus, which left Biden, if not dead, then at least severely wounded.'

https://www.thenatio...results-defeat/

[Morgoth]

Wait, has BK gone full fox news gremlin now? That stuff he posted doesn't even make sense.

[Aptorian]

He's just countering all the liberal propaganda Azath has been posting.

I for one welcome our new republican Facebook grandparent memes.

[Malankazooie]

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

'Supporters of President Donald Trump flooded a hotline used by Iowa precinct chairs to report Democratic caucus results after the telephone number was posted online, worsening delays in the statewide tally, a top state Democrat told party leaders on a conference call Wednesday night.

According to two participants on the call, Ken Sagar, a state Democratic central committee member, was among those answering the hotline on caucus night and said people called in and expressed support for Trump.'

https://www.bloomber...p-democrat-says

'In an apparent reference to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tearing up a copy of President Donald Trump's State of the Union address on Tuesday night, Pompeo tweeted an image of Lisa Simpson weeping on the floor as she rips up pieces of paper. But the image comes from a key scene in [...] "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington," in which Lisa witnesses firsthand a corrupt politician at work and becomes disillusioned with American democracy.'

https://www.buzzfeed...ncy-pelosi-sotu


'Don Jr. Calls Sen. Mitt Romney a "Pussy" for Announcing Vote to Convict Trump

"Donald Trump Jr. posted a picture on Instagram calling Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) a “pussy” after the former GOP presidential candidate announced that he would be voting to convict President Trump on one of two impeachment charges. The picture featured Romney wearing high-waisted jeans, and was captioned: “Mom Jeans, Because you’re a pussy.”'

https://www.thedaily...o-convict-trump


'Trump Uses Prayer Breakfast to Hit Romney for Invoking Faith

[...] Trump began his speech by saying he'd "been put through a terrible ordeal by some very dishonest and corrupt people," before praising "courageous Republican politicians and leaders" who supported him. [...] Trump said: "I don't like people who use their faith as justification for doing what they know is wrong..."'

https://www.thedaily...iticizing-faith

'[More from Trump's speech:] "so many people have been hurt, and we can't let that go on." Asked about Trump's comments, Grisham told Fox News that the president thinks "people should be held accountable.""

'"He is going to be honest, going to speak with honesty and I think with a little bit of humility that he and the family went through a lot'

'"He gave a little preview this morning at the prayer breakfast," she said on Fox News' America's Newsroom. "He is going to be honest, going to speak with honesty and I think with a little bit of humility that he and the family went through a lot...But I think he's also going to talk about just how horribly he was treated and, you know, that maybe people should pay for that."'

https://www.thedaily...chment?ref=home

'In Private, Republicans Admit They Acquitted Trump Out of Fear

One journalist remarked to me, "How in the world can these senators walk around here upright when they have no backbone?"'

[...] when Mr. Schiff told the Senate: “CBS News reported last night that a Trump confidant said that Republican senators were warned, ‘Vote against the president and your head will be on a pike.’” The response from Republicans was immediate and furious. Several groaned and protested and muttered, “Not true.” But pike or no pike, Mr. Schiff had clearly struck a nerve. (In the words of Lizzo: truth hurts.)'

https://www.nytimes....gEv0Dbq_lYZLRS0

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 06 February 2020 - 05:42 PM