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#241 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 12:06 PM

It's an interesting assertion


I'd say more than the NK flag for sure, Nazi flag probably not if you class all the casualties in WW2 as down to them for starting it.
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Posted 13 June 2018 - 12:29 PM

A friend of mine (also a Ph.D. in history) stated a while back that the US now had gained the high score kill count throughout history, overtaking the Catholic church. I don't think he has solid math to prove it though, either. :p
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Posted 13 June 2018 - 04:07 PM

I suppose they have been embroiled in war for pretty much the entirity of their history
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Posted 13 June 2018 - 08:51 PM

I'm confident in the assertion and I'm pretty sure the 'math' holds up, though obviously there's some degree of art there when speaking of 'blood.' Do we count ounces? Do the little kids at the weddings and hospitals we drone bomb count as less blood than the adults? I don't think what I said is even particularly controversial. I just wasn't feeling open to having orders thrown at me last night (even by someone I'm otherwise congenial with Posted Image).
Anyway, I will say war isn't the only bloody business.

How much blood did this man lose? (graphic image warning)
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How many paper cranes attributable to the two atomic bombs we dropped, and what did our willingness to drop them mean for the world? How many deaths attributable to our weapons sold to tyrants and terrorists, our material support of coups and right-wing revolutionaries, our use of agent orange? How many millions of deaths, in Cambodia, in Central and South America, tied to just Henry Kissinger? What has our "War on Drugs" meant for cartel violence? How much blood is spilled each year from our total legislative paralysis regarding domestic gun violence? Do we have any genocides in our history that may have inspired the Nazis?
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Posted 13 June 2018 - 08:54 PM

View PostKhazduk, on 13 June 2018 - 12:29 PM, said:

A friend of mine (also a Ph.D. in history) stated a while back that the US now had gained the high score kill count throughout history, overtaking the Catholic church. I don't think he has solid math to prove it though, either. :p


That is scary as hell.
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Posted 13 June 2018 - 09:22 PM

Maybe move this to the Discussion thread?

In other news ....

In keeping with the spirit of this thread . . .

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:56 AM

Yeah, just gonna throw this in here and then drink and be merry again: Might makes itself right, it's hard to build a global hegemony without breaking a few omelets. Lack of credible statistics and defining responsibility makes an actual count impossible though. Who shot first and who killed who is too much in the eye of the beholder (or inquisition or shooter, or the one tricking the shooter into firing on that specific person or coutnry). But - the ones on top haven't gotten there by hugs and cuddles alone. They are probably standing on the largest pile of skulls.
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Posted 16 June 2018 - 10:19 PM



[EDIT] Dammit! How come the tweet tag only works intermittently!? Here's a link https://twitter.com/...510881297575937

This post has been edited by Malankazooie: 16 June 2018 - 10:22 PM

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Posted 21 June 2018 - 10:27 PM

Dammit Kirstjen! You ruined Taco Tuesdays!

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 07:03 AM

Is this winning bigly?
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Posted 17 July 2018 - 02:46 AM

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Posted 19 July 2018 - 11:32 AM

Ha! "A really milky cup of tea". Just might be the most British insult I've ever heard.

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Posted 22 August 2018 - 11:41 AM

Bahahahaha Fox News are idiots...

https://youtu.be/7duImEMpi9s
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Posted 22 August 2018 - 02:35 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 22 August 2018 - 11:41 AM, said:

Bahahahaha Fox News are idiots...

https://youtu.be/7duImEMpi9s

Barbara L'Italien is my new hero. Brilliant of her to dupe Fox News to get a message to Trump.
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Posted 23 August 2018 - 07:59 PM


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Posted 01 September 2018 - 06:47 PM

Michelle Obama's got herself a side piece on the low (receiving secret notes from her admirer). Looks like they've been found out, but Barack and Laura Bush seemed to be fine with it. Those silly swingers. Bet they are having a lot of fun in the bedroom.

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Posted 06 September 2018 - 08:36 PM

This is fucking gold.


fuck you kapershnit.


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Posted 17 September 2018 - 04:47 PM

Scarily accurate...

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Posted 30 September 2018 - 03:26 PM

SNL season premier last night. And you just know they were going after the bullshit that has all sheeple overcome by the vapors.

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Posted 30 September 2018 - 11:53 PM

Video unavailable. SAD!
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