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Political Comedy starring world leaders and local idiots Laugh while you cry

#201 Malankazooie

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Posted 20 December 2017 - 09:00 PM

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#203 Malankazooie

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Posted 29 December 2017 - 06:33 PM

HEYOOO!

*ba dum tssshhh

#204 Malankazooie

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Posted 04 January 2018 - 02:25 PM

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 06:43 PM

#HaveFunAndSmile

#207 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 03:58 PM

This gives me joy.

http://nationalpost....ete-comparisons

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#208 Puck

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 04:19 PM

Edit: Video doesn't seem to want to work. Just search youtube for "Trump Shithole Countries Namibia" and enjoy.

This post has been edited by Puck: 17 January 2018 - 04:22 PM

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#209 Malankazooie

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Posted 24 January 2018 - 10:33 PM

The porn star Trump paid hush money too right before the 2016 election has released some details about their "activities". She says in one, that he requested that she spank him with a Forbes magazine with him on the cover. Based on when their affair was occurring, this is the magazine (and cover) they think she may have spanked him with.... GROSS!
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#210 worry

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Posted 24 January 2018 - 11:02 PM

Special Issue?! Dang those pack a wallop.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#211 D'rek

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Posted 24 January 2018 - 11:07 PM

Easy for you to call it gross *now* when you're not on the cover of Forbes... but if that day ever comes I bet you'll have a forbespank-tastic weekend.

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#212 JPK

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Posted 24 January 2018 - 11:59 PM

If that is indeed the issue he used, does that make it a family affair?

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#213 worry

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Posted 25 January 2018 - 12:53 AM

Speaking of, and if you want 'GROSS', he literally told her that she was "just like [my] daughter" -- presumably Ivanka, since he don't love the other one.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#214 JPK

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Posted 25 January 2018 - 01:56 AM

worry, on 25 January 2018 - 12:53 AM, said:

Speaking of, and if you want 'GROSS', he literally told her that she was "just like [my] daughter" -- presumably Ivanka, since he don't love the other one.

Your POTUS ladies and gentlemen!

How in the fuck does Ivanka even look at him at this point?

#215 Tsundoku

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Posted 25 January 2018 - 06:35 AM

JPK, on 25 January 2018 - 01:56 AM, said:

worry, on 25 January 2018 - 12:53 AM, said:

Speaking of, and if you want 'GROSS', he literally told her that she was "just like [my] daughter" -- presumably Ivanka, since he don't love the other one.

Your POTUS ladies and gentlemen!

How in the fuck does Ivanka even look at him at this point?

Like most of her ilk, she mentally superimposes dollar signs over him. Probably fantasises about his funeral too.

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#216 Traveller

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Posted 03 February 2018 - 07:24 PM

Loving the Mash Report at the moment. This was made even better by the fact that Piers Morgan was so pissed about it he actually tweeted the link to complain - sharing it with tons of people who were previously unaware of it...

https://twitter.com/...90%7Ctwterm%5E0

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#217 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 03 February 2018 - 09:50 PM

Yes the Mash Report is my favourite comedy show at the moment. Rachel Parris is hilarious!

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#218 Malankazooie

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 11:23 PM

This isn't so much comedy as it is something that will creep you the fuck out. I've seen comb-overs, but holy shit, I've never seen anything like this. WTF! This is like some horror movie shit.