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#661 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 06:43 AM

Okay. That onion article actually got me. Too close to home.
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#662 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 04:21 PM

This could be the moment Trump gave himself the coronavirus (after shaking hands at CPAC):

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Sloppily kissing the flag, he put his lips on his right hand....

https://slate.com/ne...oronavirus.html
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#663 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 10:43 PM

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Based on the total cost of President Trump's golf outings to taxpayers, he is the country's 10th-highest paid athlete. Taxpayers have paid about $152 million for Trump's golf trips, or roughly $50.6 million a year, records show. The No. 1 player in the world, Rory McIlroy, has been paid $12 million to ploay over the past two years.

-TheRoot.com

https://www.theroot....t-tu-1841793634
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#664 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 16 March 2020 - 04:50 AM

'Trump's Surprising Support in Prison
Americans behind bars tell us why they love the president.

Before prison, John Adkins, 43, didn't care about politics. He watched the news regularly but said he mostly wanted to see reports about the ongoing gang violence in Southwest Detroit, where he lived. Now, after 23 years in a Michigan prison for murder, Adkins is an ardent Republican and supporter of Donald Trump.

He credits conservative media for his political education. In prison, Adkins began watching the news again but soon grew sick of "the demonization of straight, white, Christian men on CNN and MSNBC and just about all mainstream media," he wrote, using the email system at Macomb Correctional Facility, where he is incarcerated. So he found himself drawn to right-wing shows such as The O'Reilly Factor and Tucker Carlson Tonight.'

Lol... (until Trump pardons this guy to join his martial law death squad, that is)

'The hosts' positions on key issues such as abortion (against)'

MAB (Murders Against Abortion)....

'and gay marriage (also against) won him over. But above all, Adkins says, he identifies as a conservative because he feels under attack by the left.

[... ] "Their rhetoric is what is divisive in this country, not Donald J. Trump's!"

[...] Some credited their political development to listening to Rush Limbaugh on a personal radio or watching Fox News on a shared television.

[...] picked up his political views from a Trump-supporting cellmate. [...] He considered his cellmate "very intelligent" and respected what he had to say. "He broke some things down to me. … That's when I realized I had wrong and ignorant impressions."

[...] "I also appreciate his honesty"'

https://slate.com/ne...upport-why.html


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Posted 16 March 2020 - 08:48 AM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 16 March 2020 - 04:50 AM, said:

'Trump's Surprising Support in Prison
Americans behind bars tell us why they love the president.

Before prison, John Adkins, 43, didn't care about politics. He watched the news regularly but said he mostly wanted to see reports about the ongoing gang violence in Southwest Detroit, where he lived. Now, after 23 years in a Michigan prison for murder, Adkins is an ardent Republican and supporter of Donald Trump.

He credits conservative media for his political education. In prison, Adkins began watching the news again but soon grew sick of "the demonization of straight, white, Christian men on CNN and MSNBC and just about all mainstream media," he wrote, using the email system at Macomb Correctional Facility, where he is incarcerated. So he found himself drawn to right-wing shows such as The O'Reilly Factor and Tucker Carlson Tonight.'

Lol... (until Trump pardons this guy to join his martial law death squad, that is)

'The hosts' positions on key issues such as abortion (against)'

MAB (Murders Against Abortion)....

'and gay marriage (also against) won him over. But above all, Adkins says, he identifies as a conservative because he feels under attack by the left.

[... ] "Their rhetoric is what is divisive in this country, not Donald J. Trump's!"

[...] Some credited their political development to listening to Rush Limbaugh on a personal radio or watching Fox News on a shared television.

[...] picked up his political views from a Trump-supporting cellmate. [...] He considered his cellmate "very intelligent" and respected what he had to say. "He broke some things down to me. … That's when I realized I had wrong and ignorant impressions."

[...] "I also appreciate his honesty"'

https://slate.com/ne...upport-why.html




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Posted 16 March 2020 - 09:10 AM

So basically brainwashing prisoners? Can see that ending well!

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#667 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 03:10 AM

Marco Rubio's (verified) Twitter:

'Please stop spreading stupid rumors about marshall law.

COMPLETELY FALSE

We will continue to see closings & restrictions on hours of non-essential businesses in certain cities & states. But that is NOT marshall law.'

https://twitter.com/...553159154057216

His Twitter bio: 'Follower of Christ,Husband,Father, Proud AMERICAN, US Senator for Florida, #GatorNation & #FinsUp.'

https://twitter.com/marcorubio

That really is his Twitter, not a parody account:

https://www.newsweek...o-rubio-1492606

Does he leave the errors up on purpose?... to appeal to Trump voters?

'Discussing coronavirus response, Sanders accidentally calls it Ebola and Biden accidentally calls it SARS'

https://www.newsweek...alls-it-1492425

(It technically is Sars-CoV-2.)

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 17 March 2020 - 03:13 AM

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 04:12 AM

He followed up with an apology that it was a typo and should have been marital law.

You..cannot...make...this...shit....up.
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Posted 17 March 2020 - 06:43 AM

Marital Law is vry vry srs bsns. It is known.

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 08:22 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 17 March 2020 - 06:43 AM, said:

Marital Law is vry vry srs bsns. It is known.


I pick Eddie Gordo
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#671 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 02:16 PM

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 07:53 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 17 March 2020 - 02:16 PM, said:

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Still a great name for an album of his though.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#673 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 18 March 2020 - 05:28 PM

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Posted 18 March 2020 - 10:34 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 18 March 2020 - 05:28 PM, said:

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To be fair, she's not an elected-or-otherwise government official.

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Posted 19 March 2020 - 02:30 AM

Naw, make no bones about it, she stands shoulder to shoulder with her orange pops, w/ Jared in direct reporting relationship directly below.

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Posted 19 March 2020 - 12:47 PM

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 18 March 2020 - 10:34 PM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 18 March 2020 - 05:28 PM, said:

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To be fair, she's not an elected-or-otherwise government official.


But she is a Saber-class Servant.
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#677 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 20 March 2020 - 06:04 AM

'Trump was reportedly saved from tweeting Tom Hanks had died from coronavirus after officials misunderstood what being "discharged" from hospital means'

https://news.yahoo.c...nity&soc_trk=fb

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#678 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 20 March 2020 - 05:32 PM

'When Peter Alexander asked what the president would say to Americans who are scared, Mr Trump shook his head and attacked the television reporter.

"I say you're a terrible reporter," Mr Trump said'

https://www.independ...e-a9414411.html

'China Pulled Back on Trump-Backed Drug Due to Overdose Fears

On Thursday, Trump said chloroquine is “not going to kill anybody.” It turns out that researchers in Wuhan found that not to be true.'

https://www.thedaily...deadly?ref=home

'Trump Again Touts Drug That Fauci Says Has No Evidence of Working on Coronavirus

“I feel good about it. Just a feeling. I am a smart guy, we’ll see soon enough and we have certainly big samples of people.”'

https://www.thedaily...avirus?ref=home

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 20 March 2020 - 05:37 PM

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 05:01 AM

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 05:46 PM


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