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#661 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 03:38 PM

Wait, people are watching the Nation's League?
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#662 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 04:28 PM

I will if it is a semi-final. One of the very few chances for England or the Netherlands to actually win something, so you'd better not be too derisive. Two matches and you can have a trophy that actually sort of perhaps means sometihng. Vaguely. If you squint.
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Posted 03 December 2018 - 05:05 PM

Watched every one of San Marino's matches. Fascinating. I was on the edge of my seat for every one. Six losses. GA=16 / GD=-16. There should be relegation for League D, but since there is no lower, they can't be. Oh well, we'll get 'em next time.Posted Image
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Posted 16 December 2018 - 07:23 PM

Goal Zone put up statistics for that 3-1 win by Liverpool over Man. U. Wow, Man. U. is absolute rubbish.

And Mourinho says they can still finish fourth. Suuuuuuuure. I want what he is smoking.
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#665 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 08:51 PM

View PostGorefest, on 03 December 2018 - 03:21 PM, said:

Now I'll have to pressure my wife into betraying her homeland again.


FTFY

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 01:34 PM

Well, you know what they say. If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much.
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#667 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 10:55 AM

View PostGorefest, on 17 December 2018 - 01:34 PM, said:

Well, you know what they say. If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much.


I've heard the Dutch are the ... tallest ... white people. ;)

In other news:

https://www.news.com...b2a35050d00c8ac

Premature? Overdue? Deserved? Not? Discuss.

IMHO it was obvious he wasn't a fit for the new setup, but whether the setup he was given by the club was realistic for his style ... well I guess we'll never know for sure, but I'll take a punt and say "Nope".

So by that logic, were they angling to get rid of him for a while now?

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 11:14 AM

they handed him a new contract not so long ago that means firing him will cost them a fucking fortune now.

was he angling for it?

Yes.

he has been setting up the blame game for this since the summer. He complained all summer about them not backing him in the transfer market, he has been scapegoating pogba and fred for ages. Jose used to be a genius media spinner, can't see him pulling this one off though
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#669 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 02:33 PM

Can't say I'm surprised. Feels like we've wasted a few seasons. I mean, winning the CL this year will make up for it but still...
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 03:49 PM

Crap manager for a crap organization.
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#671 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 09:04 AM

Solskjaer hmm I can see it working.
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#672 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 09:23 AM

I think they should have pulled Quizeros in from the Iran job
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 12:37 PM

View PostMacros, on 19 December 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:

I think they should have pulled Quizeros in from the Iran job


That just sounds like a line from a Guy Ritchie film.

@TS

Yeah, OGS swooping in to save the day at the last moment (we hope!) would be in keeping with what he used to do on the field back in the day. Quite the goal sneak, young Ole.

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Posted 21 December 2018 - 04:59 PM

Ok, you soccer heads, I need your help.

So, Wolverhampton? What are they, the Wolves? Or something else? And what is their deal and/or history? Asking because I may elevate them to my second favorite club (behind Tottenham), especially if they are the Wolves.

They are about to kick it off against the slack jawed droolers from Liverpool.
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#675 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 21 December 2018 - 05:12 PM

Wolverhampton is a town in the Midlands near Birmingham. Their team is Wolverhampton Wanderers but it's easy to shorten to Wolves. Dunno if there's much more of a connection then that.
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Posted 21 December 2018 - 05:48 PM

They were promoted to the PL this season, right? When was the last time they played at the highest level?
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Posted 21 December 2018 - 06:07 PM

They've been up and down a couple of times the past decade IIRC.
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Posted 21 December 2018 - 06:32 PM

What's ownership like? Solid and reliable? Or flaky?

Can their ultras yell and carry on with the best of the best?
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Posted 21 December 2018 - 09:10 PM

Mo Salah has some of the best feet in all of professional football (probably second only to Messi). Agree or no?
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Posted 22 December 2018 - 06:32 PM

Bobby Firmino has better close technical control but Salah blows him away with his pace and timing for running
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