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My name is Malaclypse and I'm a madman & I need your help!

#341 Abyss

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 02:28 AM

Yo mama is a calzone.

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#342 Itwæs Nom

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 05:41 AM

By that definition, is like a whole roasted chicken (meat encased in skin) a sandwich? Dumplings with some filling? Potato that is roasted whole and encased in peel? What if I encase a fry in a dip? Ice cream on stick encased in chocolate? Some candy with fillling?
Hmm and what about living chicken, it's flesh encased in skin, or organs encased in flesh encased in skin, are most of animals walking sandwiches?

I'm with Apt, someone update the title to "My name is Amphibian and I'm a madman"

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#343 D'rek

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 07:43 AM

Sooo... sandwich?

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#344 Aptorian

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 08:33 AM

If it wasn't hollowed out yes. But that is a giant bun that has been hollowed out. It's not sandwiching the gullasch, it's containing it.

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 04:19 PM

That's a bread bowl.

If it had been sliced with the filling between the two slices, then yes.

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 04:39 PM

Itwæs Nom, on 08 May 2017 - 05:41 AM, said:

...are most of animals walking sandwiches?

Yes.Most people too.

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#347 Lady Bliss

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 04:48 PM

What about lettuce wraps? I think they are a paleo version of a sandwich.

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#348 Aptorian

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 05:08 PM

God damn it woman, the function is right there in the name. A lettuce wrap "wraps" the food. It does not sandwich it. Unless you're talking about food sandwiched between two parallel pieces of lettuce leaves, then it is not a sandwich. That is the natural law of sandwiches!

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 05:16 PM

When I'm really lazy, I take a slab-cut of ham (or sausage. Or back bacon) and put it between 2 thick slices of Swiss cheese.

Best sandwich ever.

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 06:11 PM

Mentalist, on 08 May 2017 - 05:16 PM, said:

When I'm really lazy, I take a slab-cut of ham (or sausage. Or back bacon) and put it between 2 thick slices of Swiss cheese.

Best sandwich ever.

That is not a sandwich. A sandwich is between 2 non-connected pieces of bread. Subway does not make sandwiches they make ~~pedophiles~~ they make Subs. Which is a different classification. Just like a completely wrapped food item (ala cazone) is not a sandwich as the breading completely covers everything.

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 07:00 PM

Fret not! I am but an impartial observer of these proceedings.

Thus, no comment.

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 07:17 PM

Sub is short for submarine sandwich though.

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 07:18 PM

What kind of a Sandwich Earl could possibly remain silent when the very nature of his greatest work is being sullied on the internet?

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 07:22 PM

Seduce Goose, on 08 May 2017 - 07:18 PM, said:

What kind of a Sandwich Earl could possibly remain silent when the very nature of his greatest work is being sullied on the internet?

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 08:02 PM

Lady Bliss, on 08 May 2017 - 04:48 PM, said:

What about lettuce wraps? I think they are a paleo version of a sandwich.

You and Itwaes Nom are missing that a sandwich must have a bread outside.

Hence me saying a breaded chicken and not a lettuce wrap or a Masan Gilani/Kisswhere envelopement.

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 08:04 PM

worry, on 08 May 2017 - 07:17 PM, said:

Sub is short for submarine sandwich though.

It is short for Submarine sucky not sandwich thing.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#357 Earl of Sandwich

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 10:06 PM

I was busy gambling the family fortune away and just ate what my servants showed up with. I'd have eaten a calzone, a piece of breaded chicken, maybe even a slab of tofu between two lettuce leaves.

Ha! Just kidding! I'd have had them executed had they waltzed in bearing that atrocious tofu and lettuce concoction!

This post has been edited by Earl of Sandwich: 08 May 2017 - 10:33 PM

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 11:03 PM

I need larl's opinion before deciding.

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