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My name is Malaclypse and I'm a madman & I need your help!

#141 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 07:55 PM

View Postworry, on 08 September 2016 - 07:36 PM, said:

I don't understand a single post in this thread.


But isn't that true for most threads.... :killingme:
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#142 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 08:17 PM

Yah, now that you mention it, wth is an "arse"?
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#143 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 08:54 PM

View Postworry, on 08 September 2016 - 07:36 PM, said:

I don't understand a single post in this thread.


Isn't your name a pun on
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#144 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 09:17 PM

No, it's not a pun, but thank you for asking.
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Posted 08 September 2016 - 10:10 PM

He's just a worrier. Thats why his friends call him whiskers.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 12:04 AM

I call him warts and all.
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 01:57 AM

View PostHigh Geek of Crawfish, on 09 September 2016 - 12:39 AM, said:

View PostVengeance, on 08 September 2016 - 07:55 PM, said:

View Postworry, on 08 September 2016 - 07:36 PM, said:

I don't understand a single post in this thread.


But isn't that true for most threads.... :killingme:


Grief would ev deleted every single post starting with Amp's 1st reply just leaving us Mals opener. Ha


I think we are taking Mal's earlier call to arms as inspiration to bring back the nonsense threads of old.

This isn't quite the RP silliness of Rep Wars, but rather the silly pontificating on random, pointless topics
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 03:24 AM

I don't know why Mal wants people to "hate" him or "fight" with him in order to sustain interest here.

I mean, I tuned out all of the Star Trek stuff and my experience was still a fun one.

If he literally wants to fight, I'll take him up on that offer though. Me fite gut.
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 12:35 PM

View Postamphibian, on 09 September 2016 - 03:24 AM, said:

I don't know why Mal wants people to "hate" him or "fight" with him in order to sustain interest here.

I mean, I tuned out all of the Star Trek stuff and my experience was still a fun one.

If he literally wants to fight, I'll take him up on that offer though. Me fite gut.


Star War you creton! We haven't gotten to the Star Trek discussions yet.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#150 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 12:36 PM

View PostMentalist, on 09 September 2016 - 01:57 AM, said:

View PostHigh Geek of Crawfish, on 09 September 2016 - 12:39 AM, said:

View PostVengeance, on 08 September 2016 - 07:55 PM, said:

View Postworry, on 08 September 2016 - 07:36 PM, said:

I don't understand a single post in this thread.


But isn't that true for most threads.... :killingme:


Grief would ev deleted every single post starting with Amp's 1st reply just leaving us Mals opener. Ha


I think we are taking Mal's earlier call to arms as inspiration to bring back the nonsense threads of old.

This isn't quite the RP silliness of Rep Wars, but rather the silly pontificating on random, pointless topics


I smash you with the hammer of sillyness then bang your head with the pot of insanity! Abyss Wins!
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#151 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 01:59 PM

I know he does. SE said so (according to Mal)

*dodges the hammer, dives into the pot. Emerges with a chainsaw and proceeds to chop Venge to bits*
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 03:14 PM

View PostMentalist, on 09 September 2016 - 01:59 PM, said:

I know he does. SE said so (according to Mal)

*dodges the hammer, dives into the pot. Emerges with a chainsaw and proceeds to chop Venge to bits*


With your chainsaw dripping in blood a portal opens behind you and I jump followed by the rest of the Venge clone army welding laser guns.

That was my first clone you fiend! Molecularize him!!!
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 03:40 PM

I've seen porn that starts like this.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 04:34 PM

Your lazers hit nothing but a smoke cloud.

Hey, what's that sound? Why is it getting dark all of a sudden.

*giant boulder lands and flattens the clones*
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 06:08 PM

View PostMentalist, on 09 September 2016 - 04:34 PM, said:

Your lazers hit nothing but a smoke cloud.

Hey, what's that sound? Why is it getting dark all of a sudden.

*giant boulder lands and flattens the clones*


You rush to the bottom of the boulder expecting to see gallons of blood squirting all over the floor of the warren. Instead it is just grey ground. You close your eyes in frustration knowing that a warren portal was used to escape your death trap.

Suddenly the chilling laughter of hundreds of children's clowns rings through the air. You open your eyes and realize that you have been dropped into an unending Chuck e Cheese kids birthday party!!!
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 06:26 PM

Could you make this fight at least a little interesting? The collateral damage of thousands of boredom related deaths is getting quite appalling.
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish

Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 06:30 PM

I'm currently reading Bakker.

No one wants me stepping into this conflict.

No one.
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 06:50 PM

We need Maark to blackspunk it up?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 07:18 PM

I was trying to remain in the spirt that the I win thread was in. Not delve into my lighter and nicer side....
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 07:51 PM

View PostAbyss, on 09 September 2016 - 06:30 PM, said:

I'm currently reading Bakker.

No one wants me stepping into this conflict.

No one.





The children in the electrified
Spoiler
cheese ball-pit start raping every hole you have while chanting "Trump Trump Trump!" Their throbbing phalluses and clitorides are longer than your tongue and middle finger combined and stiffer than Darth Vader's armor. You don't have enough holes, so they bite more and more into you, stuffing their crotches in, as semen blacker than outer space spurts out of every pore, giving birth to tiny-fingered clones of Donald Trump's grasping hands, which shit saltily into your open wounds while singing in your mother's voice muffled by a Holocaust gas chamber, "Black milk of morning we drink it at daybreak we drink it at night-time we drink and we drink it...".

You realize it's the best sex you've ever had, and vote for Trump as God-Emperor. He is your Daddy.

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