[Vengeance]

 worry, on 08 September 2016 - 07:36 PM, said:

I don't understand a single post in this thread.

But isn't that true for most threads....

[worry]

Yah, now that you mention it, wth is an "arse"?

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

 worry, on 08 September 2016 - 07:36 PM, said:

I don't understand a single post in this thread.

Isn't your name a pun on

Spoiler

Sorry? Then just conceptualize this thread as a god possessing your eyeballs in order to assassinate the tyranny of your cognitive quasi-pseudo-freedom in spite (if not malice, mal-ass, or Malaclypse) of the non-existence of the Force in the (arguably metaphorical, but mathematically most literal) outer spaces we are perpetually expanding into becoming, like the arse-ark-hole of the sun---La Part maudite. Then understanding that you're not understanding will be proof of your understanding of the essence "for which it stands".

[worry]

No, it's not a pun, but thank you for asking.

[Slow Ben]

He's just a worrier. Thats why his friends call him whiskers.

[Whisperzzzzzzz]

I call him warts and all.

[Mentalist]

 High Geek of Crawfish, on 09 September 2016 - 12:39 AM, said:

 Vengeance, on 08 September 2016 - 07:55 PM, said:

 worry, on 08 September 2016 - 07:36 PM, said:

I don't understand a single post in this thread.

But isn't that true for most threads....

Grief would ev deleted every single post starting with Amp's 1st reply just leaving us Mals opener. Ha

I think we are taking Mal's earlier call to arms as inspiration to bring back the nonsense threads of old.

This isn't quite the RP silliness of Rep Wars, but rather the silly pontificating on random, pointless topics

[amphibian]

I don't know why Mal wants people to "hate" him or "fight" with him in order to sustain interest here.

I mean, I tuned out all of the Star Trek stuff and my experience was still a fun one.

If he literally wants to fight, I'll take him up on that offer though. Me fite gut.

[Vengeance]

 amphibian, on 09 September 2016 - 03:24 AM, said:

I don't know why Mal wants people to "hate" him or "fight" with him in order to sustain interest here.

I mean, I tuned out all of the Star Trek stuff and my experience was still a fun one.

If he literally wants to fight, I'll take him up on that offer though. Me fite gut.

Star War you creton! We haven't gotten to the Star Trek discussions yet.

[Vengeance]

 Mentalist, on 09 September 2016 - 01:57 AM, said:

 High Geek of Crawfish, on 09 September 2016 - 12:39 AM, said:

 Vengeance, on 08 September 2016 - 07:55 PM, said:

 worry, on 08 September 2016 - 07:36 PM, said:

I don't understand a single post in this thread.

But isn't that true for most threads....

Grief would ev deleted every single post starting with Amp's 1st reply just leaving us Mals opener. Ha

I think we are taking Mal's earlier call to arms as inspiration to bring back the nonsense threads of old.

This isn't quite the RP silliness of Rep Wars, but rather the silly pontificating on random, pointless topics

I smash you with the hammer of sillyness then bang your head with the pot of insanity! Abyss Wins!

[Mentalist]

I know he does. SE said so (according to Mal)

*dodges the hammer, dives into the pot. Emerges with a chainsaw and proceeds to chop Venge to bits*

[Vengeance]

 Mentalist, on 09 September 2016 - 01:59 PM, said:

I know he does. SE said so (according to Mal)

*dodges the hammer, dives into the pot. Emerges with a chainsaw and proceeds to chop Venge to bits*

With your chainsaw dripping in blood a portal opens behind you and I jump followed by the rest of the Venge clone army welding laser guns.

That was my first clone you fiend! Molecularize him!!!

[Abyss]

I've seen porn that starts like this.

[Mentalist]

Your lazers hit nothing but a smoke cloud.

Hey, what's that sound? Why is it getting dark all of a sudden.

*giant boulder lands and flattens the clones*

[Vengeance]

 Mentalist, on 09 September 2016 - 04:34 PM, said:

Your lazers hit nothing but a smoke cloud.

Hey, what's that sound? Why is it getting dark all of a sudden.

*giant boulder lands and flattens the clones*

You rush to the bottom of the boulder expecting to see gallons of blood squirting all over the floor of the warren. Instead it is just grey ground. You close your eyes in frustration knowing that a warren portal was used to escape your death trap.

Suddenly the chilling laughter of hundreds of children's clowns rings through the air. You open your eyes and realize that you have been dropped into an unending Chuck e Cheese kids birthday party!!!

[Nevyn]

Could you make this fight at least a little interesting? The collateral damage of thousands of boredom related deaths is getting quite appalling.

[Abyss]

I'm currently reading Bakker.

No one wants me stepping into this conflict.

No one.

[Mentalist]

We need Maark to blackspunk it up?

[Vengeance]

I was trying to remain in the spirt that the I win thread was in. Not delve into my lighter and nicer side....

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

 Abyss, on 09 September 2016 - 06:30 PM, said:

I'm currently reading Bakker.

No one wants me stepping into this conflict.

No one.

The children in the electrified

Spoiler

vomit (Chuck = Vomit, E = Electrified, Cheese=

cheese ball-pit start raping every hole you have while chanting "Trump Trump Trump!" Their throbbing phalluses and clitorides are longer than your tongue and middle finger combined and stiffer than Darth Vader's armor. You don't have enough holes, so they bite more and more into you, stuffing their crotches in, as semen blacker than outer space spurts out of every pore, giving birth to tiny-fingered clones of Donald Trump's grasping hands, which shit saltily into your open wounds while singing in your mother's voice muffled by a Holocaust gas chamber, "Black milk of morning we drink it at daybreak we drink it at night-time we drink and we drink it...".

You realize it's the best sex you've ever had, and vote for Trump as God-Emperor. He is your Daddy.

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 09 September 2016 - 07:56 PM