[Malaclypse]

There is virtually no snow here - if anything it's milder than Cambridge. Any snow that falls overnight is gone by noon. Freak storms notwithstanding, of course.

[Lady Bliss]

Abyss, on 27 August 2016 - 03:39 AM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 01:56 AM, said:

Abyss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:56 AM, said:

Secret Startaker, on 25 August 2016 - 02:56 PM, said:

Abyss, on 25 August 2016 - 12:05 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 24 August 2016 - 09:33 PM, said:

The forum defo needs more arguments, it's far too supportive these days. ...

I disagree. Also, you're wrong.

That isn't an argument

Good point...
Hey, Bliss.I disagree. Also, you're really fucking wrong.
...there, fixed.

It's 1 pound for a 5 minute argument, but only 8 pounds for a course of 10.

How much for abuse?

It's the SAME PRICE you fscking PERVERT!!

[bubba]

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

Abyss, on 27 August 2016 - 03:39 AM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 01:56 AM, said:

Abyss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:56 AM, said:

Secret Startaker, on 25 August 2016 - 02:56 PM, said:

Abyss, on 25 August 2016 - 12:05 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 24 August 2016 - 09:33 PM, said:

The forum defo needs more arguments, it's far too supportive these days. ...

I disagree. Also, you're wrong.

That isn't an argument

Good point...
Hey, Bliss.I disagree. Also, you're really fucking wrong.
...there, fixed.

It's 1 pound for a 5 minute argument, but only 8 pounds for a course of 10.

How much for abuse?

It's the SAME PRICE you fscking PERVERT!!

I would like to complain about this parrot.

[Gnaw]

Abyss, on 27 August 2016 - 03:39 AM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 01:56 AM, said:

Abyss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:56 AM, said:

Secret Startaker, on 25 August 2016 - 02:56 PM, said:

Abyss, on 25 August 2016 - 12:05 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 24 August 2016 - 09:33 PM, said:

The forum defo needs more arguments, it's far too supportive these days. ...

I disagree. Also, you're wrong.

That isn't an argument

Good point...
Hey, Bliss.I disagree. Also, you're really fucking wrong.
...there, fixed.

It's 1 pound for a 5 minute argument, but only 8 pounds for a course of 10.

How much for abuse?

Free of course.

A sneer and a snarl, the way the whip stings
these are a few of my favorite things

This post has been edited by Gnaw: 27 August 2016 - 02:35 PM

[Abyss]

Bubba, on 27 August 2016 - 01:43 PM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

Abyss, on 27 August 2016 - 03:39 AM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 01:56 AM, said:

Abyss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:56 AM, said:

Secret Startaker, on 25 August 2016 - 02:56 PM, said:

Abyss, on 25 August 2016 - 12:05 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 24 August 2016 - 09:33 PM, said:

The forum defo needs more arguments, it's far too supportive these days. ...

I disagree. Also, you're wrong.

That isn't an argument

Good point...
Hey, Bliss.I disagree. Also, you're really fucking wrong.
...there, fixed.

It's 1 pound for a 5 minute argument, but only 8 pounds for a course of 10.

How much for abuse?

It's the SAME PRICE you fscking PERVERT!!

I would like to complain about this parrot.

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

[Nevyn]

Abyss, on 27 August 2016 - 04:34 PM, said:

Bubba, on 27 August 2016 - 01:43 PM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

Abyss, on 27 August 2016 - 03:39 AM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 01:56 AM, said:

Abyss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:56 AM, said:

Secret Startaker, on 25 August 2016 - 02:56 PM, said:

Abyss, on 25 August 2016 - 12:05 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 24 August 2016 - 09:33 PM, said:

The forum defo needs more arguments, it's far too supportive these days. ...

I disagree. Also, you're wrong.

That isn't an argument

Good point...
Hey, Bliss.I disagree. Also, you're really fucking wrong.
...there, fixed.

It's 1 pound for a 5 minute argument, but only 8 pounds for a course of 10.

How much for abuse?

It's the SAME PRICE you fscking PERVERT!!

I would like to complain about this parrot.

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Havent got any spam, just got this albatross.

[Lady Bliss]

Bubba, on 27 August 2016 - 01:43 PM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

Abyss, on 27 August 2016 - 03:39 AM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 27 August 2016 - 01:56 AM, said:

Abyss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:56 AM, said:

Secret Startaker, on 25 August 2016 - 02:56 PM, said:

Abyss, on 25 August 2016 - 12:05 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 24 August 2016 - 09:33 PM, said:

The forum defo needs more arguments, it's far too supportive these days. ...

I disagree. Also, you're wrong.

That isn't an argument

Good point...
Hey, Bliss.I disagree. Also, you're really fucking wrong.
...there, fixed.

It's 1 pound for a 5 minute argument, but only 8 pounds for a course of 10.

How much for abuse?

It's the SAME PRICE you fscking PERVERT!!

I would like to complain about this parrot.

That Norwegian Blue does have beautiful plumage.

[Mezla PigDog]

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 03:17 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 24 August 2016 - 09:33 PM, said:

The forum defo needs more arguments, it's far too supportive these days. And the doll fetish guy was called Erisai or something wasn't he? He made Nico look like a sweet little old lady.

I realised this upon waking. Thank you for being the one to point it out! I would have reacted badly if it had been almost anybody else. How's motherhood you sexy beast?

Each day is an ad hoc relentless mixture of boundless joy, boredom, annoyance and existential crisis. But you know like in a good way.....

Hope you are enjoying your stirring here.

[D'rek]

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

[HoosierDaddy]

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

"Because those stupid gits need to be fleeced for the money they are spending on all the fucked up shit they are doing around the world!"

[Vengeance]

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

In mals voice

I didn't. I went to the last vestige of the empire to set it up. Someplace where civilized people would be found. Some place where ideas abound and people are actually able to put two thoughts together....


Canada....

[Gust Hubb]

HoosierDaddy, on 28 August 2016 - 12:55 AM, said:

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

"Because those stupid gits need to be fleeced for the money they are spending on all the fucked up shit they are doing around the world!"

Wait, you goddamn motherfucker are on our shores?! Since when?

[Gust Hubb]

Fuck me...

[Mentalist]

Vengeance, on 28 August 2016 - 01:15 AM, said:

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

In mals voice

I didn't. I went to the last vestige of the empire to set it up. Someplace where civilized people would be found. Some place where ideas abound and people are actually able to put two thoughts together....


Canada....

ah, the blessed zone within 200 km of the border... where life prospers and the polar bears don't tread.

[LinearPhilosopher]

Urquart, on 27 August 2016 - 04:28 AM, said:

It's poetic how you've derailed my vanity thread via typical spammer posts. I'm tickled, a bit. I just feel that approach must come from an empty philosophy. Let's deny the meaning of things that other people care about, let's embrace meaninglessness - I dunno, that's the way it comes off to me and I fucking hate it. I miss the forum experience but I can't tolerate the people. In any case, I come here to vent and get into fights. I don't necessarily believe everything I post - I just really want to get into a fight. I don't really know why, but there it is. You sad lot don't necessarily deserve that and so I sincerely apologize.

How very Palahniuk of you, Though the derailment largely comes from an attempt to either mock you or steer the discussion eslewhere.

To your credit you've created quite the entertaining thread to read.

[Abyss]

Vengeance, on 28 August 2016 - 01:15 AM, said:

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

In mals voice

I didn't. I went to the last vestige of the empire to set it up. Someplace where civilized people would be found. Some place where ideas abound and people are actually able to put two thoughts together....


Canada....

Oh hey that reminds me.... Mal, when you have five minutes some friends of mine from CBSA and CIC would like a word with you. Bring comfortable clothes, an overnight bag, your passport, and lube.

[Malaclypse]

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

LOL, this is priceless. You'll have to explain to me why you think Salt Spring Island is in America and then I'll tell you why it's so funny.

[Malaclypse]

Abyss, on 28 August 2016 - 04:20 PM, said:

Vengeance, on 28 August 2016 - 01:15 AM, said:

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

In mals voice

I didn't. I went to the last vestige of the empire to set it up. Someplace where civilized people would be found. Some place where ideas abound and people are actually able to put two thoughts together....


Canada....

Oh hey that reminds me.... Mal, when you have five minutes some friends of mine from CBSA and CIC would like a word with you. Bring comfortable clothes, an overnight bag, your passport, and lube.

Oh really? You mean they would like a word with Hetan surely? I was born here. Her immigration status has been a terrible burden for both of us since we discovered how hostile the immigration process is. So we've been living in desperate uncertainty with regard to her status here, unable to get healthcare or a proper driver's license, having been forced to surrender her UK driving license for the dubious privilege of getting a two- month, then a three-month, then a two-month temporary driving license and then at some point having to apply for special permission to get another temporary driving license - not knowing how long the immigration process was going to take - 113 page long application, designed to be impossible to complete 100% correctly so they can judge you purely on your bank account and find a technicality to reject you on without seeming exclusionary - typical Conservative bullshit. You will notice that the Liberals retook power shortly after my return, btw. In any case, she has her permanent residency so take your empty threat and shove it up your well-used ass (not that there's anything wrong with that

This post has been edited by Malaclypse: 29 August 2016 - 01:46 AM

[Vengeance]

Malaclypse, on 29 August 2016 - 01:46 AM, said:

Abyss, on 28 August 2016 - 04:20 PM, said:

Vengeance, on 28 August 2016 - 01:15 AM, said:

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

In mals voice

I didn't. I went to the last vestige of the empire to set it up. Someplace where civilized people would be found. Some place where ideas abound and people are actually able to put two thoughts together....


Canada....

Oh hey that reminds me.... Mal, when you have five minutes some friends of mine from CBSA and CIC would like a word with you. Bring comfortable clothes, an overnight bag, your passport, and lube.

Oh really? You mean they would like a word with Hetan surely? I was born here. Her immigration status has been a terrible burden for both of us since we discovered how hostile the immigration process is. So we've been living in desperate uncertainty with regard to her status here, unable to get healthcare or a proper driver's license, having been forced to surrender her UK driving license for the dubious privilege of getting a two- month, then a three-month, then a two-month temporary driving license and then at some point having to apply for special permission to get another temporary driving license - not knowing how long the immigration process was going to take - 113 page long application, designed to be impossible to complete 100% correctly so they can judge you purely on your bank account and find a technicality to reject you on without seeming exclusionary - typical Conservative bullshit. You will notice that the Liberals retook power shortly after my return, btw. In any case, she has her permanent residency so take your empty threat and shove it up your well-used ass (not that there's anything wrong with that

Obviously you should have reached out to abyss ages ago. Think about how much effort could have been saved.

The whole thing could have been completed in 3 months using the special 25 page form.

See what hostility got you..the 113 page form.

[D'rek]

Vengeance, on 29 August 2016 - 02:31 AM, said:

Malaclypse, on 29 August 2016 - 01:46 AM, said:

Abyss, on 28 August 2016 - 04:20 PM, said:

Vengeance, on 28 August 2016 - 01:15 AM, said:

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

In mals voice

I didn't. I went to the last vestige of the empire to set it up. Someplace where civilized people would be found. Some place where ideas abound and people are actually able to put two thoughts together....


Canada....

Oh hey that reminds me.... Mal, when you have five minutes some friends of mine from CBSA and CIC would like a word with you. Bring comfortable clothes, an overnight bag, your passport, and lube.

Oh really? You mean they would like a word with Hetan surely? I was born here. Her immigration status has been a terrible burden for both of us since we discovered how hostile the immigration process is. So we've been living in desperate uncertainty with regard to her status here, unable to get healthcare or a proper driver's license, having been forced to surrender her UK driving license for the dubious privilege of getting a two- month, then a three-month, then a two-month temporary driving license and then at some point having to apply for special permission to get another temporary driving license - not knowing how long the immigration process was going to take - 113 page long application, designed to be impossible to complete 100% correctly so they can judge you purely on your bank account and find a technicality to reject you on without seeming exclusionary - typical Conservative bullshit. You will notice that the Liberals retook power shortly after my return, btw. In any case, she has her permanent residency so take your empty threat and shove it up your well-used ass (not that there's anything wrong with that

Obviously you should have reached out to abyss ages ago. Think about how much effort could have been saved.

The whole thing could have been completed in 3 months using the special 25 page form.

See what hostility got you..the 113 page form.

They should have just moved to Canada, instead of AMURRICAAAAA. Then they wouldn't have needed a driver's license because they could just ride their complimentary polar bear everywhere (no license required and the application is only 2 maple-syrup-soaked pages long in English and 13 poutine pages in French).

All that paperwork and you can't even ride a bald eagle...



Speaking of which, I saw a bald eagle last week! First time ever for me, they don't normally emigrate to these whereabouts. Seems he is roosting in an old abandoned fire tower. I saw him perched on some trees and got a great view of him swooping over a lake. It was pretty cool.