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#121 User is offline   Gait 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

Take that Gait


Oh you mother fudger you really want to dance?!

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

Take that Gait


Oh you mother fudger you really want to dance?!


I'll dance from dusk till dawn

#123 User is offline   Gait 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM

Nah just messing. I am sorta maybe done with the early senseless spam. Got the first couple of firsts.

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


DIBS!!!! I didn't even know he was in this game!

#125 User is offline   Gait 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


First quoting of a CF!

#126 User is offline   Kessobahn 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


First quoting of a CF!


Beat ya bitch! :)

#127 User is offline   Bendal Home 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


First quoting of a CF!


First FAIL :)

#128 User is offline   Lock 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:58 PM, said:

View PostLock, on 01 June 2015 - 01:55 PM, said:

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:54 PM, said:

View PostLock, on 01 June 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:52 PM, said:

Maybe it's the way she walked (wow)
Straight into my heart and stole it
Through the doors and passed the guards (wow)
Just like she already owned it

I said can you give it back to me
She said never in your wildest dreams

And we danced all night to the best song ever
We knew every line
Now I can't remember
How it goes but I know
That I won't forget her
Cause we danced all night to the best song ever

I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it goes...

:)


Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"


This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard


Out on bail fresh outta jail, California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
The life of a west side playa where cowards die and it's all ball
Only in Cali where we riot not rally to live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love!



Straight off the plane to a new hotel
Just touched down, you could never tell
A big house party with a crowded kitchen
People talk shh but we don't listen

Tell me that I'm wrong but I do what I please
Way too many people in the Addison Lee
Now I'm at the age when I know what I need, oh, whoa

Midnight memories, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Baby you and me
Stumbling in the street
Singing, singing, singing, singing
Midnight memories, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Anywhere we go never say no
Just do it, do it, do it, do it


Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re twerking with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

#129 User is offline   Gait 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


DIBS!!!! I didn't even know he was in this game!


Damn you!

And they weren't in this game it was a joke silleh!

Vote Kesso
for being a silly

#130 User is offline   Bendal Home 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:05 PM

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


DIBS!!!! I didn't even know he was in this game!


Damn you!

And they weren't in this game it was a joke silleh!

Vote Kesso
for being a silly


Vote Gait

For setting him up for the first OMGUS of the game

#131 User is offline   Kessobahn 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:06 PM

View PostLock, on 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:58 PM, said:

View PostLock, on 01 June 2015 - 01:55 PM, said:

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:54 PM, said:

View PostLock, on 01 June 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:52 PM, said:

Maybe it's the way she walked (wow)
Straight into my heart and stole it
Through the doors and passed the guards (wow)
Just like she already owned it

I said can you give it back to me
She said never in your wildest dreams

And we danced all night to the best song ever
We knew every line
Now I can't remember
How it goes but I know
That I won't forget her
Cause we danced all night to the best song ever

I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it goes...

:)


Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"


This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard


Out on bail fresh outta jail, California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
The life of a west side playa where cowards die and it's all ball
Only in Cali where we riot not rally to live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love!



Straight off the plane to a new hotel
Just touched down, you could never tell
A big house party with a crowded kitchen
People talk shh but we don't listen

Tell me that I'm wrong but I do what I please
Way too many people in the Addison Lee
Now I'm at the age when I know what I need, oh, whoa

Midnight memories, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Baby you and me
Stumbling in the street
Singing, singing, singing, singing
Midnight memories, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Anywhere we go never say no
Just do it, do it, do it, do it


Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re twerking with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it



Written in these walls are the stories that I can't explain
I leave my heart open but it stays right here empty for days
She told me in the morning she don't feel the same about us in her bones
Seems to me that when I die these words will be written on my stone

And I'll be gone, gone tonight
The ground beneath my feet is open wide
The way that I been holding on too tight
With nothing in between

The story of my life
I take her home
I drive all night
To keep her warm
And time is frozen (the story of, the story of)
The story of my life
I give her hope
I spend her love
Until she's broke
Inside
The story of my life (the story of, the story of)

#132 User is offline   Bendal Home 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:06 PM

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:05 PM, said:

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


DIBS!!!! I didn't even know he was in this game!


Damn you!

And they weren't in this game it was a joke silleh!

Vote Kesso
for being a silly


Vote Gait

For setting him up for the first OMGUS of the game


Lets try that again

Vote Gait

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:07 PM

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:05 PM, said:

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


DIBS!!!! I didn't even know he was in this game!


Damn you!

And they weren't in this game it was a joke silleh!

Vote Kesso
for being a silly


Vote Gait

For setting him up for the first OMGUS of the game


Now, now, Bendal, don't feed the bears!

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:07 PM

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

Take that Gait


Oh you mother fudger you really want to dance?!


Where you got to Gait?

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#135 User is offline   Bendal Home 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:08 PM

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:07 PM, said:

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:05 PM, said:

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


DIBS!!!! I didn't even know he was in this game!


Damn you!

And they weren't in this game it was a joke silleh!

Vote Kesso
for being a silly


Vote Gait

For setting him up for the first OMGUS of the game


Now, now, Bendal, don't feed the bears!


Hungry bears are more likely to eat you...

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:09 PM

30 hours and 50 minutes left in the day.

16 players are hanging out.

BendalHome, Denesmet, Eloth, Fanderay, Gait, Grasp, Hood's Path, Kessobahn, Lock, Okaros Omtose, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Tholen, Ultama


1 vote Kesso: Gait
1 vote Gait: Bendal


Players not voting:

Denesmet, Eloth, Fanderay, Grasp, Hood's Path, Kessobahn, Lock, Okaros, Omtose, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Tholen, Ultama
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:09 PM

View PostShadow, on 01 June 2015 - 12:48 PM, said:

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 12:44 PM, said:

Posting something before the first quote

View PostShadow, on 01 June 2015 - 12:44 PM, said:

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 12:42 PM, said:

View PostSerc, on 01 June 2015 - 12:20 PM, said:

Calm down & switch to 1/2 caffeine coffee before you burst something important


Remove Vote


I can't! I need to keep going! Also if I post enough very useful and contributive posts I will get lots powah!


And an itty bitty living space.




Hey, anything to get to wear cuffs and not have people look at me like I'm a creep!


Nothing in this world could cover up your creeperness


I think we scared off Shadow

#138 User is offline   Bendal Home 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:10 PM

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:09 PM, said:

30 hours and 50 minutes left in the day.

16 players are hanging out.

BendalHome, Denesmet, Eloth, Fanderay, Gait, Grasp, Hood's Path, Kessobahn, Lock, Okaros Omtose, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Tholen, Ultama


1 vote Kesso: Gait
1 vote Gait: Bendal


Players not voting:

Denesmet, Eloth, Fanderay, Grasp, Hood's Path, Kessobahn, Lock, Okaros, Omtose, Serc, Silanah, Shadow, Tholen, Ultama


First to point out a PS typo - BendalHome should be Bendal Home :)

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:11 PM

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:08 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:07 PM, said:

View PostBendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 02:05 PM, said:

View PostGait, on 01 June 2015 - 02:04 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostKessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Ooh, I just thought of something no one else has, methinks...

remove vote
vote Fener


Because even if he isn't in the game, he's obviously scum...



Fener is Dead. They were Morgoth and DIBS intertwined in a tantric lovers embrace.


DIBS!!!! I didn't even know he was in this game!


Damn you!

And they weren't in this game it was a joke silleh!

Vote Kesso
for being a silly


Vote Gait

For setting him up for the first OMGUS of the game


Now, now, Bendal, don't feed the bears!


Hungry bears are more likely to eat you...


OOH! Kinky! I've never had bear before....

#140 User is offline   Bendal Home 

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 02:11 PM

Who is up for the inevitably required posting in every hour for Day 1 to get the Predator role?

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