[Bendal Home]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Gait, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

 Tholen, on 01 June 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:

Putting in a vote for myself for the Monocle of Foreskin. I have the perfect majestic rack to hang it on.

Didn't know Tholen was a female!

Now I'm picturing breasts with a monocle... It's funnier than I thought it would be!

The important question is is it on the left or right nipple

[Kessobahn]

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:41 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Path-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

I, for one, have greatly MISSED day 1 spam. I'm in heaven.

What's up with media links?

I think there are certain parts of the forum where the media function doesn't work, or it's disabled for the game alts.

[Bendal Home]

So what's everyone up to today? You all are off work to keep up the spam, right?

[Kessobahn]

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Gait, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

 Tholen, on 01 June 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:

Putting in a vote for myself for the Monocle of Foreskin. I have the perfect majestic rack to hang it on.

Didn't know Tholen was a female!

Now I'm picturing breasts with a monocle... It's funnier than I thought it would be!

The important question is is it on the left or right nipple

*snickers* You said nipple.

[Bendal Home]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:41 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Path-Shaper, on 01 June 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

I, for one, have greatly MISSED day 1 spam. I'm in heaven.

What's up with media links?

I think there are certain parts of the forum where the media function doesn't work, or it's disabled for the game alts.

Veeeeeeeeeennnngggggeeeee!

Fix pls

[Bendal Home]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Gait, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

 Tholen, on 01 June 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:

Putting in a vote for myself for the Monocle of Foreskin. I have the perfect majestic rack to hang it on.

Didn't know Tholen was a female!

Now I'm picturing breasts with a monocle... It's funnier than I thought it would be!

The important question is is it on the left or right nipple

*snickers* You said nipple.

Boobies!

[Kessobahn]

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

So what's everyone up to today? You all are off work to keep up the spam, right?

Nah, but most of my managers are out of town at a meeting, so it's going to be a quiet day for me!

[Bendal Home]

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Gait, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

 Tholen, on 01 June 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:

Putting in a vote for myself for the Monocle of Foreskin. I have the perfect majestic rack to hang it on.

Didn't know Tholen was a female!

Now I'm picturing breasts with a monocle... It's funnier than I thought it would be!

The important question is is it on the left or right nipple

*snickers* You said nipple.

Boobies!

Willy willy willy

[Bendal Home]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

So what's everyone up to today? You all are off work to keep up the spam, right?

Nah, but most of my managers are out of town at a meeting, so it's going to be a quiet day for me!

Your co-workers will be impressed at the work you're putting in mashing the keyboard as fast as you can

[Bendal Home]

8 anons, come on the rest of you speak up

[Lock]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:41 PM, said:

 Lock, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

First song lyrics


With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)

Oh come on, better lyrics are these:

You're insecure,
Don't know what for,
You're turning heads when you walk through the door,
Don't need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough,

Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,

Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Oh, oh,
That's what makes you beautiful

Please get out with that shit.


Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggas Wit Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed-off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if you fuck with me
The police are gonna have to come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm going out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showing out
Niggas start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Going off on a motherfucker like that
With a gat, that's pointed at
Yo ass--so give it up smooth
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep you dancing
With a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfucking fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knocking niggas out the box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy, you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Cause Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stomping
But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta Compton

[Kessobahn]

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:44 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

So what's everyone up to today? You all are off work to keep up the spam, right?

Nah, but most of my managers are out of town at a meeting, so it's going to be a quiet day for me!

Your co-workers will be impressed at the work you're putting in mashing the keyboard as fast as you can

I often do lots of that anyway, so it shouldn't be a problem.

[Kessobahn]

 Lock, on 01 June 2015 - 01:45 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:41 PM, said:

 Lock, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

First song lyrics


With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)

Oh come on, better lyrics are these:

You're insecure,
Don't know what for,
You're turning heads when you walk through the door,
Don't need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough,

Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,

Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Oh, oh,
That's what makes you beautiful

Please get out with that shit.


Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggas Wit Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed-off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if you fuck with me
The police are gonna have to come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm going out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showing out
Niggas start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Going off on a motherfucker like that
With a gat, that's pointed at
Yo ass--so give it up smooth
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep you dancing
With a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfucking fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knocking niggas out the box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy, you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Cause Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stomping
But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta Compton

Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere that you'd like
We could go out any day, any night
Baby I'll take you there, take you there
Baby I'll take you there, yeah

Oh, tell me, tell me, tell me, how to turn your love on
You can get, get anything that you want
Baby just shout it out, shout it out
Baby just shout it out, yeah

And if you,
You want me too
Let's make a move

Yeah, so tell me girl if every time we

To-o-uch
You get this kind of ru-u-ush
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna take it slow
And you just wanna take me home
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And let me kiss you

[Bendal Home]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:45 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:44 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

So what's everyone up to today? You all are off work to keep up the spam, right?

Nah, but most of my managers are out of town at a meeting, so it's going to be a quiet day for me!

Your co-workers will be impressed at the work you're putting in mashing the keyboard as fast as you can

I often do lots of that anyway, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Lots fo work, lots of impressing co-workers or lots of mashing the keyboard?

[Gait]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Gait, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

 Tholen, on 01 June 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:

Putting in a vote for myself for the Monocle of Foreskin. I have the perfect majestic rack to hang it on.

Didn't know Tholen was a female!

Now I'm picturing breasts with a monocle... It's funnier than I thought it would be!

It's just because we are all high from the amount of Day 1 compared to the normal desert of activity!

[Kessobahn]

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:47 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:45 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:44 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

So what's everyone up to today? You all are off work to keep up the spam, right?

Nah, but most of my managers are out of town at a meeting, so it's going to be a quiet day for me!

Your co-workers will be impressed at the work you're putting in mashing the keyboard as fast as you can

I often do lots of that anyway, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Lots fo work, lots of impressing co-workers or lots of mashing the keyboard?

A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B, a little bit from column C.

[Bendal Home]

 Gait, on 01 June 2015 - 01:47 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Gait, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

 Tholen, on 01 June 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:

Putting in a vote for myself for the Monocle of Foreskin. I have the perfect majestic rack to hang it on.

Didn't know Tholen was a female!

Now I'm picturing breasts with a monocle... It's funnier than I thought it would be!

It's just because we are all high from the amount of Day 1 compared to the normal desert of activity!

Perfect, this should be the standard ME way to assign killers based upon each Mods own personal conditions

[Gait]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:47 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:47 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:45 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:44 PM, said:

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

 Bendal Home, on 01 June 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

So what's everyone up to today? You all are off work to keep up the spam, right?

Nah, but most of my managers are out of town at a meeting, so it's going to be a quiet day for me!

Your co-workers will be impressed at the work you're putting in mashing the keyboard as fast as you can

I often do lots of that anyway, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Lots fo work, lots of impressing co-workers or lots of mashing the keyboard?

A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B, a little bit from column C.

Column C they are all coke addicts and aren't paying any attention to you any the first place?

[Tholen]

 Kessobahn, on 01 June 2015 - 01:40 PM, said:

 Gait, on 01 June 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

 Tholen, on 01 June 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:

Putting in a vote for myself for the Monocle of Foreskin. I have the perfect majestic rack to hang it on.

Didn't know Tholen was a female!

Now I'm picturing breasts with a monocle... It's funnier than I thought it would be!

I knew everyone would be picturing me naked before the day of over...sorry about the hairy nipples, forgot to pluck this morning.

[Lock]

I got my black shirt on
I got my black gloves on
I got my ski mask on
This shit's been too long
I got my twelve gauge sawed off
I got my headlights turned off
I'm 'bout to bust some shots off
I'm 'bout to dust some cops off

I'm a cop killer, better you than me
Cop killer, fuck police brutality!
Cop killer, I know your family's grieving
(Fuck 'em!)
Cop killer, but tonight we get even, ha ha

I got my brain on hype
Tonight'll be your night
I got this long-assed knife
And your neck looks just right
My adrenaline's pumpin'
I got my stereo bumpin'
I'm 'bout to kill me somethin'
A pig stopped me for nuthin'!