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Macros 
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Posted 01 January 2026 - 11:35 PM
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#742
Abyss
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Posted 02 January 2026 - 05:36 AM
Mark Lawrence, on 01 January 2026 - 07:04 PM, said:
Azath Vitr (D, on 01 January 2026 - 05:36 PM, said:
I might consider buying hardcovers (or non-e-books in general) again if they came with holographic projections of gigantic animals (crows or fluffy cats or humans, as the situation calls for). And that would make for some "performative reading" I could appreciate...
Mine definitely do. Maybe.
AS THEY SHOULD
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ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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#743
Mark Lawrence
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Posted 03 January 2026 - 03:54 PM
And for any self-published authors amongst you:
The 11th SPFBO contest has opened its doors to submissions. You have about 19 hours left to throw your book into the ring.
The 11th SPFBO contest has opened its doors to submissions. You have about 19 hours left to throw your book into the ring.
#744
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 03 January 2026 - 03:58 PM
Mark Lawrence, on 03 January 2026 - 03:54 PM, said:
And for any self-published authors amongst you:
The 11th SPFBO contest has opened its doors to submissions. You have about 19 hours left to throw your book into the ring.
The 11th SPFBO contest has opened its doors to submissions. You have about 19 hours left to throw your book into the ring.
Oh dang I meant to get my book ready this year!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#745
Tsundoku
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Posted 04 January 2026 - 12:17 AM
Mark Lawrence, on 03 January 2026 - 03:54 PM, said:
And for any self-published authors amongst you:
The 11th SPFBO contest has opened its doors to submissions. You have about 19 hours left to throw your book into the ring.
The 11th SPFBO contest has opened its doors to submissions. You have about 19 hours left to throw your book into the ring.
*logs into ChatGPT*
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
