[Jakovasaurus]

al gore ...Al Gore! ... AL GORE!! .... unfriend Al Gore!!!!! #manbearpig

[Jakovasaurus]

"Mongolian beef smell like Lionel Richie's asshole"

[Jakovasaurus]

What the!

Spoiler

I just defeated Khloé Kardashian's aborted fetus. WTF!

[Aptorian]

Spoiler

The fetuses I didn't think was that bad.

I am still trying to get over my character, a small child, being ass-fucked by a giant alien probe and that stage where you were hunting a underpants gnome while the parents were doing some hardcore fucking in the background. So glad nobody was watching the screen during that part.

[Wind]

I played human. I didn't care about mistrust. Who doesn't love Cartman? Anyway it doesn't matter as you well know. I just wanted butters. This gam is amazing. if there is ANY GOD THERE WILL BE EXPANSIONS. LOL I love South Park!

[Monok Ochem]

my save file has corrupted, won't load I may have to restart. God damnit cartman!

[Jakovasaurus]

Wind, on 07 April 2014 - 10:58 PM, said:

I played human. I didn't care about mistrust. Who doesn't love Cartman? Anyway it doesn't matter as you well know. I just wanted butters. This gam is amazing. if there is ANY GOD THERE WILL BE EXPANSIONS. LOL I love South Park!

I chose human as well. Butters has the best powers. And besides, Cartman got the ball rolling on the whole adventure, so I figure I would keep my allegiance with humans.

[Jakovasaurus]

I think I'm at the end.

Spoiler

Uhhhh.... I'm up Mr. Slave's ass and a used condom (with spooge oozing out) is blocking my path.

[Jakovasaurus]

Ok, my Mr. Slave post with the spoiler tag was just scratching the surface (no pun intended). Please disregard. We shall never talk of this experience again.

[Macros]

Really stuck.
underpants gnomes.just shrunk me. Go in the mouse hole and straight away there's a mouse trap
how the fuck do I get past it?

[Aptorian]

Google says you can walk around it.

[Macros]

Google lies, I've tried it all

[Aptorian]

Suggestions: Shoot it with the slingshot, fart on it, lure a rat over to it, teleport around it, make a companion do something to it.

[Macros]

Can you call.companion when minified? I'm at work now, might try it later

[Macros]

southpark stick of truth broke on me way back when.
decided, on a whim, to try running it again the other day.
It ran,
I'm just up to the betrayal, after sorting out the bomb.
I thought things were sick at kloe kardashian, man this game is hilarious.

Canadaland is amazing

[Malankazooie]

Hey guys. I didn't see a thread for The Fractured But Whole, so decided to submit this here.

So, if you were unaware, South Park: The Fractured But Whole releases on Tuesday (at least here in the US it does). What you may be unaware of, because I don't think there are many viewers of the South Park television series here anymore, is that last week's episode is a "prequel" of sorts for the video game. It sets up what happens to the "super heroes" prior to what happens in the game.

Anyway, any of you guys going to get this game at launch? I'll see how reviews are, but may wait a little before picking up a copy.

[Aptorian]

I changed the title.

I am on the fence about buying the game. I really want to play it but I am also looking to play Assassin's Creed: Origins, Wolfenstein 2, Mario: Odyssey and Destiny 2. So what to chose?!

I loved the first game so I think I'll wait and see what the reviews say today/tomorrow. If it's as solid as the first one I'll probably end up buying it tomorrow.

[Aptorian]

Well, I posted the above and then saw the review thread on Reddit:

https://www.reddit.c..._review_thread/

I think I might just pick it up. Because I am weak like that.

[Malankazooie]

I'm sorta leaning towards getting it now.

[Macros]

Yeah I'm gonna have to buy this