[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

Wait, so back in Dumbledor's day, when he was a young apprentice (or whatever) and he was in the Herbology class getting his learn on, he would just drop trou and plop a couple of steaming dune piles on the floor and then wave his wand and say something like "shittium nomoreium"?

You gotta be shittin' me! <<<<<< see what I did there?

You do realize that shit and piss will soak into flooring material, right? So did they also vanish part of the floor then? Or did they just accept that there was going to be some funky shit and pissed stained classrooms?

'Harry Potter' Fans Can't Believe Wizards Used Poop Magic Back In The Day

[Malankazooie]

Truth

[Malankazooie]

(Q): What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek?

(A): If we stick together, we can stop all this shit.

[Malankazooie]

Google Stadia sounds like a drink you mix to help you poop.

- Destructoid

[Malankazooie]

Oh snap! Charmin just put the hammer down. Your move Cottonelle.

Charmin Forever Toilet Paper Roll Makes Butts Happy



This will be on my wish list for those unfortunate decisions when I agree to have lunch at Taco Bell.

[Traveller]

Great until your kid smears a line of poo down the side.

[Malankazooie]

As they say: "cover in brown, if you wanna get down"

[John II]

This is the greatest thread ever.

[Malankazooie]

Out with the lads last night slowly crawling (and clawing) our way from pub to pub. Night filled with beers, shots, and more pub eats then one should be allowed. Paid for it this morning, but was able to admire my work.


A double flush it took. Had the plunger ready, but that second flush sent it to its final resting place.

[Aptorian]

I need you guys to watch this and report back:

https://youtu.be/Ba8-Vjn2a8c

That's not normal right? Right? Like imagine when you have diarrhea.

[Malankazooie]

I mean, this could also work in the Brexit thread, right?

[Tiste Simeon]

I think that's the only time I've ever related to Theresa May. Thanks, I hate it.

[Malankazooie]

WARNING! Do not... repeat... ..DO NOT! eat that new KFC Cheetos Chicken Sandwich!

While it's not bad, taste wise; it not only has the glowing toxic, electric orange Cheetos on it, but also a 'Cheeto sauce' of the same color. And believe me when I say it comes out the way it goes in. I was shocked by what was looking up at me when I lifted my bottom off the bowl.

I guess if you can get used to that screaming orange color, and are all out of glow sticks for your next rave, you could scoop up some of that electric orange filth out of the toilet, put it in a clear plastic tube and be good to go.

[Macros]

This week I have been pooping in an underground command center. It was built in the 70s/80s to be a self sufficient command post for a post nuclear strike situation. Currently being upgraded a bit.
Couldn't do a during poop post, because, well it's underground, so no signal, but also because it's a strictly no phones area.

Right now I am looking on my new toilet in my apartment. Apartment is not finished yet but I'll be posting a few pics in the DIY thread this weekend.
Of the progress on apt, not the poop

[Malankazooie]

DROPPING ANCHORS IN THE SICK PIT WITH FIERY RAINS!

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

The Spice Melange.

[Macros]

Massive poop.
Biggest, most solid and satisfying poop in a while

[Maark Abbott]

Explosively, today