[HiddenOne]

Macros, on 10 August 2013 - 06:01 AM, said:

Pooped in San Fran, Alcatraz, LA, Disneyland, Universal Studios, San Diego, Flagstaff, The Grand Canyon, Hoover Dam, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City and Chicago.

foreign fecal fiend has out pooped me in my own home land, so ashamed

[HiddenOne]

Satan, on 10 August 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Post-masturbation poop. I always feel the need to relieve myself after I've relieved myself.

good for the prostate

also, TMI, even for this thread

[EmperorMagus]

You know what is immensely fun while pooping? Using warm water to coax more poop to come out.

(Seriously, what is this? peer pressure?)

[HiddenOne]

EmperorMagus, on 10 August 2013 - 04:58 PM, said:

You know what is immensely fun while pooping? Using warm water to coax more poop to come out.

(Seriously, what is this? peer pressure?)

don't understand, disgusted anyway

[EmperorMagus]

HiddenOne, on 10 August 2013 - 05:14 PM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 10 August 2013 - 04:58 PM, said:

You know what is immensely fun while pooping? Using warm water to coax more poop to come out.

(Seriously, what is this? peer pressure?)

don't understand, disgusted anyway

I think it's peer pressure.
Can administrators stop someone from posting in a specific topic?



Edit: FYI, in my culture, the idea of not washing after a poop is repulsing.

This post has been edited by EmperorMagus: 10 August 2013 - 05:24 PM

[Satan]

EmperorMagus, on 10 August 2013 - 04:58 PM, said:

You know what is immensely fun while pooping? Using warm water to coax more poop to come out.

(Seriously, what is this? peer pressure?)

This intrigues me. How would you go about applying said hot water?

[Tiste Simeon]

Pooped on a ferry today. Had no internet to update live from the scene.

[Macros]

I have pooped in the tallest building in the world.

[Ukjent]

I have pooped behind a rock, while wearing skis. And when your pants have suspenders its just a pain.

[Aptorian]

Abyss, on 02 August 2013 - 04:25 PM, said:

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 01 August 2013 - 09:48 AM, said:

I just swallowed a piece of soft plastic from my travel thermos- no shit. ... it fell into the tea and I was very thirsty.
I can no longer use the thermos now because without this plug, the thing leaks a lot because of the way it's designed- see above.

Guess what I'll pass tomorrow. I'll spare you the "picture or it didn't happen". And I win.

PS: any recommendations for a good thermos that doesn't leak and can be used one-handed without funny plugs?

What's the problem? Just reclaim the plug, clean it off and use it to fix the thermos.

There's no reason to be wasteful....

...what?

I'm with Abyss on this. Just apply bleach or boiling holy water.

Just think of the adventure this plug has been on. This plug has seen some shit.

This post has been edited by Aptorius: 12 August 2013 - 01:41 PM

[EmperorMagus]

Satan, on 10 August 2013 - 07:14 PM, said:

EmperorMagus, on 10 August 2013 - 04:58 PM, said:

You know what is immensely fun while pooping? Using warm water to coax more poop to come out.

(Seriously, what is this? peer pressure?)

This intrigues me. How would you go about applying said hot water?

You use one of these hose like things.
http://saniplastic.c...1/Art-206-1.jpg

[amphibian]

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 01 August 2013 - 09:48 AM, said:

I just swallowed a piece of soft plastic from my travel thermos- no shit. It fell into the thermos because it is a piece of shit design: a little plastic plug fitted to the bottom of the lid, the side that faces the liquid. It came lose, probably because the thermos fell over during the trip and the sloshing liquid must have been enough to dislocate the little stopper, it fell into the tea and I was very thirsty.
I can no longer use the thermos now because without this plug, the thing leaks a lot because of the way it's designed- see above.



Guess what I'll pass tomorrow. I'll spare you the "picture or it didn't happen". And I win.



PS: any recommendations for a good thermos that doesn't leak and can be used one-handed without funny plugs?

A good thermos is metal and has a screw-in socket at the top that can be used to tie it securely to your bag or whatever. The least amount of moving, breakable parts, the better for your drinking container.

Something like this, minus the team logo.

I was given such a thermos by a real, mountain-going Sherpa and it's been through hell and back with only a couple dents.

[Darkwatch]

It shows when I've been home as my parents tend to not keep as much fruit and vegetables on hand. This leads to my farts not smelling as earthy due to the drastically different food being broken down. It really is striking in terms of odour shift.

[Macros]

Ended up eating the unholy mcdonalds last night.
the morning poop? Oh dear god.

[Macros]

Currently experiencing some stomach rumblings myself, hoping to poop the problem away today.

[EmperorMagus]

Pooping more than thrice a week is incredibly boring and useless. One runs out of things to contemplate about.
<< May have a had a small stomach issue this past days.

[Tiste Simeon]

EmperorMagus, on 15 August 2013 - 01:37 PM, said:

Pooping more than thrice a week is incredibly boring and useless. One runs out of things to contemplate about.
<< May have a had a small stomach issue this past days.

"Small minds poop less." Confucius, probably.

[Macros]

There's always more stuff to mull over.

[Satan]

Saw this and though of you:

Quote

Ask a grown-up: why are human poos so huge?
Embarrassing Bodies' Dr Dawn Harper answers eight-year-old Mathilde's question

• Dawn Harper
• The Guardian, Saturday 17 August 2013

Illustration: Jaime Turner/GNM Imaging
Food passes from your mouth to your bottom along a muscular tube called the gut. By the time food enters the large colon, all the nutrients have been absorbed and what is left is a mixture of unabsorbed water, undigested fibre, chemicals called short-chain fatty acids, some salts and literally millions of bacteria. In the average adult gut there are around 2kg of bacteria, which help digest our food and keep our gut healthy.

The average adult has a poo anything from three times a day to twice a week and the average poo weighs around 200g (about the same as two apples). They seem big, but are in fact in proportion to the size of a human – a mouse's poo is smaller, an elephant's is much bigger.

Poo should be easy to pass and formed but not hard. Normal poos are brown in colour. They should never contain blood, and if they are yellow or look like tar, then that needs to be checked out by a doctor.

@DrDawnHarper

• If you're 10 or under and have a question that needs answering, email ask.a.grownup@theguardian.com and we'll find an expert to look into it for you.

Source

This post has been edited by Satan: 21 August 2013 - 01:17 PM

[Macros]

If they look like tar, you had a rip of pints of Guinness the night before.

three weeks ago I pooped in. £5000 toilet.
Today I felt the need to raise the stakes
I christened a £9000 toilet.