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Posted 19 March 2024 - 08:46 PM

My 5 year old likes the Young Jedi series and he's getting into the idea of Jedi and lightsabers etc.

I'm thinking I'll start him on the Clone Wars TV show soon and maybe move onto the OT not long after that.

I don't want him to get too involved in the violence etc but I'm keen for him to enjoy the Star Wars universe.
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Posted 05 November 2024 - 07:07 PM

Finally watched Andor.

Certainly some of the better StarWars of amongst all the modern takes. However there was one segment of the show that was both amongst its best parts but also left me thinking it was unnecessary and made no sense.

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Posted 18 November 2024 - 04:20 PM

Took the kids of Disney week before last, and went to Galaxy's Edge.

I WANT to downplay it as overhyped, and that the money you leave at the altar of Disney capitalism is too much...

But fuck me it was amazing. the Rise of the Resistance ride MAY be the best amusement park ride I've ever been on....you can FEEL the money they spent on it just standing there.

You have not been properly sassed until you've been sassed by a First Order officer and two stormtroopers who scold you for bringing children to such a place as Baatu.

And the Smuggler's Run ride where you pilot the Millennium Falcon? YOU GET TO PULL THE FUCKING LEVER FOR LIGHTSPEED AND I WHOOPED WITH GODDAMN JOY WHEN WE JUMPED.


I am not ashamed. Kid me was in heaven. And my son now has a totally healthy obsession with R2 and BB8.
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Posted 04 December 2024 - 02:43 PM

Thought the first two episodes of SKELETON CREW were wonderful. Very much what Jon Watts was aiming for (Goonies in Star Wars). The kids are well cast and aren't remotely annoying as kids in this sort or venue could be. The writing is top notch. The vibe is as Star Wars-y as you can get. Lots of touchstone nostalgia, but also blazing a clearly new trail.


It's also got very clear Pirates of the Caribbean, Peter Pan, Treasure Island vibes...hell Nick Frost's First Mate droid is SM-33.....Smee....LOL


Law is great, but I expected that.

I'm fascinated by the whole Barrier, hidden planet aspect of At Attin...old Republic credits ect. Something deeply fishy is going on.

And call me crazy, but I'm SUPER glad that Vane (From The Mandalorian) is in this, he is easily the most interesting pirate character introduced in Star Wars since Hondo Onaka.


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Sidebar, I know I was not here when it debuted, but THE ACOLYTE was so bad. And that 100% came down to writing and acting for me.


Like Lee Jung-Jae (Master Sol) and Manny Jacinto (Sith Stranger) basically held that show together. Jung-Jae is especially impressive since he learned English like 4 months before they started shooting.

Amandla Stenberg was AWFUL. I don't know what it was but her acting was stilted, her delivery awkward AF. Her playing twins was a mistake as they were both boring and uninteresting for the show to focus on. Every time she was on screen I cringed from her lack of acting talent. It's weird because IIRC she was good in the Hunger Games. I feel bad saying this about a young actress, but there is nothing there.

Everyone else were varying degrees of fine to middling.

Carrie-Anne moss was great (as she usually is) but she's used so inefficiently here, and she's offed too quickly. More about this later.

The worst casting is show runner/writer Leslye Headland casting her wife Rebecca Henderson as the only recognizable High Republic Jedi, Vernestra Rwoh....like I've read almost all the High Republic stuff that features Vernestra as a young Jedi and this person that Henderson plays is not a shadow of that Jedi. But moreover, just like Stenberg, she does across as stilted and dry. I wanted her to be good, as I love her character in the books, but she just wasn't. And there is no universe where Rwoh keeps information from Yoda and the Council. NONE. That simply does not jive with who she was and her lived experience.


Now let's get to the writing.

1. Headland claimed in MULTIPLE interviews that she was aping two things in the show, and one of those was Kurosawa's RASHOMON. A story (if you were not aware) that is about a samurai being murdered in the woods, and the various characters in the "know" telling their VERSIONS of the tale of how it occurred. The point of it is that everyone lies in their version and no one's is the most accurate. It's a study of the self and human nature of survival topping all else. This is a WEIGHTY film to try to ape in a Star Wars TV show, and if you're going to attempt to take a shot at the king (Kurosawa) you best not miss. And she whiffs it. Not only is the concept largely abandoned about 4 eps in, only to attempt to revisit it later...now one is "wrong" or deliberately lying...they are telling their version that they saw, and the pieces are disconnected. Like Osha and Mae see what they want to see and not the context of what happened, even Mae who is the "bad" twin sees the Jedi taking out her "mother" and considers this evil....igoring the context that said "mother" was summoning up dark magic and smoke near that Jedi who then thought the kids were in danger...like NONE of this is RASHOMON at all. It's just a tropey attempt at a narrative TV trick of not showing US what happened in full up front, so that we could be strung along to the end to see the full events which is so narratively bankrupt that it would be ridiculous in a kids movie.

2. One of these things is not like the other. In episode 3 and in episode 7 Headland hired the single-named auteur SK director Kogonada...which fine...the man is good at what he does and his stuff, while weird and juddery works in the single stories he's told in his career (AFTER YANG was solidly good)....what he is not is an ensemble piece director to brig in to helm two episodes in an 8 episode season amongst other workmanlike TV directors. Both those eps are flashback episodes, where Kogonada not only gets poor performances out of Stenberg as the two sisters, but their two youthful actors who play them young. And both those episodes yank the whole 8 episode story to a screeching halt. What's worse is that the best episode of the season and the one that followed it were all present day action packed and full of lore with Manny Jacinto acting his ass off....so to slow the whole shebang to a halt with another flashback episode that pretty much confirms the things you already assumed about the gaps in the story from the past, is asinine. You don't do a second flashback episode one episode from your finale.

3. So we had RASHOMON attempt that fails, the other major thing she claimed to be aping was King Hu's COME DRINK WITH ME (Shaw Bros. 1966) Inn scene. That whole opening with Carrie-Anne Moss and Mae fighting in an old wooden inn is meant to ape COME DRINK WITH ME. Now the whole point of the scene in that film is that Chang Pei-Pei's Golden Swallow character is ambushed in an inn, and while fighting the many men attempting to kill her, is saved by the help of a local drunk who joins her so they can escape. The scene in the ACOLYTE is basically only an homage to CDWM if you note that the inn is a wooden inn reminiscent of an old Hong Kong Shaw Bros. kung fu set, and that Moss is ambushed. She's not saved. She is killed, and none of the rest of the scene rings closely to King Hu's masterpiece...so again Headland is talking directly out of her ass about wanting to homage a famous piece of cinema and having no idea how to do that in reality and there are just visual Easter eggs instead. Nonsense. I also hate that she cast Carrie as a Jedi and then proceeded to kill her off...like I feel like she was attempting to pull a SCREAM and cast Drew Barrymore only to kill her in the prologue...except if you do that you better make sure the rest of your story makes that WORTH it, but that's not the case here...the loss of Moss is keenly felt because no one feels quite like her later in the series.


4. There is also a badly made song, an wildly unexplained Witches Coven who seem to use the dark side, a Parent Trap in space twin swap (and honestly, I truly thought that Sol was seeing through Mae's Osha disguise (which consisted of her triming her long hair with a lightsaber...feck off) and keeping it tom himself...but nope, he really didn't know that this person in the force was not Osha...sigh. Osha going bad because she ALSO misunderstood the context of why Sol attacked her "mother" for suing dark magic is just so narratively bankrupt...like really? Then to have her go with Sith boy AND be romantic towards him...yeah this dude just SHANKED a batch of people you called friends in cold blood....but sure, he seems stable enough for a relationship. Oh and here's his master Darth Plagueis....what a wild mis-swing that moment was too, same with the Yoda reveal at the end....like sorry Vernestra, it's WAY too late to go to the Council with your fuckups.

There was also terrible writing choices that assume you, the viewer, are an idiot or morally complicit. Like In the scene where Jacinto's Sith shanks Dayne Keens' Jecki character, and Sol says "She was just a child" and Jacinto's character replies "You brought her"....the writing wants to absolve the Sith for killing her so coldly by basically laying the blame at the Jedi's feet for bringing a young apprentice to a fight. Like that's not a "Let's show hoe evil this dude is" scene as it SHOULD be read....but instead is one of a myriad of choices that the writers make to try to soften the eventual Osha and Sith relationship by constantly trying to show the Jedi in a poor light. IT's stupid, and only works if you are willing to swill down what they are selling you. This penchant by (I assume) Headland is brought to a clear head when a whole as scene exists to touchstone the fall of the Jedi in the future under Yoda and Windu 120 years hence...like no, Leslye, you are NOT clever, and no, showing us that the Jedi of the High republic (a much more honourable time) are just as bad as the Jedi of Obi-Wan's time is not clever, it's fucking arrogant and petulant and I loathe it.

The show also cost $250million to make and I don't know where ANY of it went. Like most of the show was shot on a damned forest soundstage and some exteriors. The most they "built" for the show were the Inn, and the coven home, the Jedi Temple scenes (there weren't many and they could have easily been done on the Volume), and what, the interior of the Jedi ship? Like were on EARTH did that money go?

It's no surprise that it got cancelled, and I'm baffled anyone feels like it was robbed of a second season...you wanted more of this piss poorly written show? REALLY? Oof. I also lay the blame of the show not getting a second season at Heandlands feet for basically setting up a first season that acts as prologue to something bigger and treating the whole finale episode like a "to be continued". This season should have been contained as a story so that if they didn't get renewed, then everyone would not be annoyed about it's cancellation.

I maintain that they should have set the show from Jancinto's characters' POV. Show him as Rwoh's apprentice (it's clear that's what she was hiding) and the events that lead him to leave the Jedi order, and how he falls in with Plagueis, and how he starts being that Sith warrior, and THEN show him trying to corrupt someone else. Setting it from these force twins perspective was a bad mistake and the most interesting part of that whole season was Jacinto.

EDIT: My bellwether for a show that I'm into the IP of like Star Wars is truly bad, or if I'm projecting my love of the IP onto it, is my wife who is not a Star Wars nerd of any description...and she kept turning to me throughout the season going "This show is bad. Like don't you think this show is bad?" and she made fun of dialogue and acting..if the casual viewer could not get on board, then I'm not sure what they expected.

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Posted 04 December 2024 - 03:45 PM

QT I don't know much about Skeleton Crew but is it a kids show? My son is getting into SW and I'm thrilled but don't want to jump into the movies just yet. He likes Young Jedi and I think he's watched a little bit of the Clone Wars but would Skeleton Crew be a good one to watch with him?
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Posted 04 December 2024 - 04:15 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 04 December 2024 - 03:45 PM, said:

QT I don't know much about Skeleton Crew but is it a kids show? My son is getting into SW and I'm thrilled but don't want to jump into the movies just yet. He likes Young Jedi and I think he's watched a little bit of the Clone Wars but would Skeleton Crew be a good one to watch with him?


Yeah, it's a kids show that has a lot of adults to enjoy as well.

I can't recall how old your little one is, my son who is six is going to watch (note: He's seen ANH, TESB, and half of ROTJ so far and loved them) and I watched the first two eps to be sure he could handle it.


It depends on what you think he can handle. It's definitely aimed at kids though...there are some smaller mildly scary bits (some monster faces of the pirates, the robot first mate is creepy when they first comer across him) and Star Wars-y violence (shooting guns ect.) but nothing too egregious honestly. The leads are all about 13-ish I think?

It's going to come down to what you're comfy with him watching.

Here is the opening scene, which shows you some of the space violence stuff, but the back half trailer bit which shows more of the kids is more of the overall vibe of the show itself, which is definitely Goonies in Space. I'm showing my son since he handled the OT movies well without being too freaked out.



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Posted 04 December 2024 - 06:37 PM

 QuickTidal, on 18 November 2024 - 04:20 PM, said:

Took the kids of Disney week before last, and went to Galaxy's Edge.

I WANT to downplay it as overhyped, and that the money you leave at the altar of Disney capitalism is too much...

But fuck me it was amazing. the Rise of the Resistance ride MAY be the best amusement park ride I've ever been on....you can FEEL the money they spent on it just standing there.

You have not been properly sassed until you've been sassed by a First Order officer and two stormtroopers who scold you for bringing children to such a place as Baatu.

And the Smuggler's Run ride where you pilot the Millennium Falcon? YOU GET TO PULL THE FUCKING LEVER FOR LIGHTSPEED AND I WHOOPED WITH GODDAMN JOY WHEN WE JUMPED.


I am not ashamed. Kid me was in heaven. And my son now has a totally healthy obsession with R2 and BB8.


Completely off topic, but we took the kids to Universal over the summer and i felt the same way about Hagrids Motorbike ride. Its phenomenal. And as someone who absofuhreakinglutely hates waiting in lines, a 90 minute wait for that ride is worth it.
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Posted 04 December 2024 - 06:42 PM

Oh and regarding my son watching the OT. Yes, he's seeing the OT first as I feel like the Vader reveal is a better thing to preserve than doing chronological order.

And so we got to that moment in TESB...and he turns to my wife a little confused. She goes: "He's Darth Vaders SON"....and my kid goes "really? Like really really?" and she's like "Yeah" and he's like "whoa"

So not the jaw drop I expected, but his incredulousness at the reveal shows that he didn't suspect that Vader was Lukes father in ANH or up to that point in TESB, so mission accomplished?

Also, I'm really impressed that be's bucked convention and that his fave SW character is R2....like not Luke or anyone you'd expect. R2-D2. At Galaxy's Edge he was really upset that R2 was not wandering around (like Rey, Kylo, Mando, Sabine and everyone else was) and we asked a staffer who said R2 doesn't go around anymore like he used to back in the old pre-Galaxy Edge Star Tours days, and only comes out now for special occasions...which feels like a missed opportunity for Disney, but who knows.
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Posted 04 December 2024 - 06:46 PM

 Slow Ben, on 04 December 2024 - 06:37 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 18 November 2024 - 04:20 PM, said:

Took the kids of Disney week before last, and went to Galaxy's Edge.

I WANT to downplay it as overhyped, and that the money you leave at the altar of Disney capitalism is too much...

But fuck me it was amazing. the Rise of the Resistance ride MAY be the best amusement park ride I've ever been on....you can FEEL the money they spent on it just standing there.

You have not been properly sassed until you've been sassed by a First Order officer and two stormtroopers who scold you for bringing children to such a place as Baatu.

And the Smuggler's Run ride where you pilot the Millennium Falcon? YOU GET TO PULL THE FUCKING LEVER FOR LIGHTSPEED AND I WHOOPED WITH GODDAMN JOY WHEN WE JUMPED.


I am not ashamed. Kid me was in heaven. And my son now has a totally healthy obsession with R2 and BB8.


Completely off topic, but we took the kids to Universal over the summer and i felt the same way about Hagrids Motorbike ride. Its phenomenal. And as someone who absofuhreakinglutely hates waiting in lines, a 90 minute wait for that ride is worth it.


So I rode that before when it was Duelling Dragons (prior to the accidnts that made it close and get renovated into Hagrid's) and it makes me annoyed that I've not visited since it became Hagrids Motorbike ride as it sounds like an absolute stunner of a ride and DD was just a lame rollercoaster at best. Glad you enjoyed it! Hope to ride it one day.
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Posted 05 December 2024 - 11:26 AM

Thanks QT I'll check it out with him I think he'll enjoy it!
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Posted 11 December 2024 - 01:59 PM

SKELETON CREW episode 3 was awesome.


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I'm having a blast with this show and I can't wait to see the next episode.

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Posted 18 April 2025 - 08:25 AM

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... :unsure: :hope:

Ryan Gosling joins huge Disney franchise as Hollywood studio attempts to bring Star Wars back to its former box office glory days
After diminishing returns at the Box Office in recent years, Disney has unveiled its plan to return one of the world’s biggest movie franchises to its former glory.

https://www.news.com...9d56be3e338d67c

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Posted 19 April 2025 - 01:26 AM

Spoiler alert. It’s just remake of Driver, but with an X Wing.
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Posted 19 April 2025 - 11:09 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 18 April 2025 - 08:25 AM, said:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... :unsure: :hope:

Ryan Gosling joins huge Disney franchise as Hollywood studio attempts to bring Star Wars back to its former box office glory days
After diminishing returns at the Box Office in recent years, Disney has unveiled its plan to return one of the world’s biggest movie franchises to its former glory.

https://www.news.com...9d56be3e338d67c


The timeframe is the most intriguing thing to me, 5 years post-TROS! Bring it on.
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Posted 23 April 2025 - 06:23 AM

OK, bringing Andor back to the SW thread. First reviews are pretty darn good.

https://editorial.ro...-first-reviews/
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Posted 23 April 2025 - 11:18 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 23 April 2025 - 06:23 AM, said:

OK, bringing Andor back to the SW thread. First reviews are pretty darn good.

https://editorial.ro...-first-reviews/


Got about halfway through the first ep and my wife called it boring (she and I BOTH found S1 to be boring)....I thought it was fine. I don't get why people think this show is the second coming or something...like Diego Luna is fantastic, and I love seeing Faye Marsay....but otherwise it's just bog standard "Star Wars with an adult hat on" to me.
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Posted 23 April 2025 - 11:27 AM

 QuickTidal, on 23 April 2025 - 11:18 AM, said:

 Tsundoku, on 23 April 2025 - 06:23 AM, said:

OK, bringing Andor back to the SW thread. First reviews are pretty darn good.

https://editorial.ro...-first-reviews/


Got about halfway through the first ep and my wife called it boring (she and I BOTH found S1 to be boring)....I thought it was fine. I don't get why people think this show is the second coming or something...like Diego Luna is fantastic, and I love seeing Faye Marsay....but otherwise it's just bog standard "Star Wars with an adult hat on" to me.

Look, not everything can be the absolute masterpiece that TLJ is and I think you need to accept that ;)
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Posted 23 April 2025 - 12:22 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 23 April 2025 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 23 April 2025 - 11:18 AM, said:

View PostTsundoku, on 23 April 2025 - 06:23 AM, said:

OK, bringing Andor back to the SW thread. First reviews are pretty darn good.

https://editorial.ro...-first-reviews/


Got about halfway through the first ep and my wife called it boring (she and I BOTH found S1 to be boring)....I thought it was fine. I don't get why people think this show is the second coming or something...like Diego Luna is fantastic, and I love seeing Faye Marsay....but otherwise it's just bog standard "Star Wars with an adult hat on" to me.

Look, not everything can be the absolute masterpiece that TLJ is and I think you need to accept that ;)


Oof, while I don't hate it as I did before, it's still the nadir of the whole saga for me. LOL. I will never understand how people think it's anything but a flawed execution of a middle film in a trilogy. Like put it this way, is TLJ was Film 1 in the trilogy, I would be even more conciliatory about it...because that's what it acts like, film 1...but as film 2 in a trilogy it fails on a lot of strictly narrative and arc levels. It's okay though, TROS fixed the Star Wars story stuff about it that I disliked. Ben Solo's redemption is TOP TIER Star Wars for me, as it Lando's Hail Mary fleet arriving to help.

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ANDOR S2 Ep1. Hoobooy....well, wife bailed out 15minutes into it saying it was boring. So that's a bit of a condemnation for casual viewers (Note: She LOVES Mando, Liked Obi-Wan, didn't like Boba Fett, LOVED Ahsoka, liked but didn't love Skeleton Crew, outright HATED Acolyte).

As for me, I could not tell you how little I care about what Krennic and Co. are doing on Ghorman....figuring out how to strip mine the planet for a resource mineral for Death Star Lens protection? Oh my gods I don't care. Oh look, the space nazis people are considering doing evil things to an inhabited planet, Q'uel surprise. And Luthen and Mon Mothma are still loudly being nobility while whispering about what the rebels are doing...uh...yay? I'm bored. And the rebels are infighting from lack of trust, and Andor is mixed up in it...Diego Luna I love, and he is doing his level best...but even that plot line is tired.

I simply DO NO get the love for this show. It's fine. This seaosn seems a bit of a step up form last season, but if the big reveals are all "parts of the Death StarTM"...then I'm baffled how this is so popular? Is it well written? Sure...but it's also DEEPLY predictable.
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Posted 23 April 2025 - 12:36 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 23 April 2025 - 12:22 PM, said:

but if the big reveals are all "parts of the Death StarTM"...then I'm baffled how this is so popular? Is it well written? Sure...but it's also DEEPLY predictable.


You said it yourself - that's the trap of prequels. We kinda know what's going to happen. :p

You're allowed to not like it, that's OK.

But I will disagree with you. As I will disagree with you about ... pretty much anything positive regarding the sequel trilogy.
Aside from a few fun moments I'm flat out liking anything about it.
It was utter garbage, and even more - a great example of how to fuck up a great franchise on all levels and take the biggest fans in fandom and shit on their love.

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Posted 23 April 2025 - 12:58 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 23 April 2025 - 12:36 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 23 April 2025 - 12:22 PM, said:

but if the big reveals are all "parts of the Death StarTM"...then I'm baffled how this is so popular? Is it well written? Sure...but it's also DEEPLY predictable.


You said it yourself - that's the trap of prequels. We kinda know what's going to happen. :p

You're allowed to not like it, that's OK.

But I will disagree with you. As I will disagree with you about ... pretty much anything positive regarding the sequel trilogy.
Aside from a few fun moments I'm flat out liking anything about it.
It was utter garbage, and even more - a great example of how to fuck up a great franchise on all levels and take the biggest fans in fandom and shit on their love.


So I will meet you halfway here, as I feel like the Sequel trilogy is a HUGE missed opportunity. I found things to enjoy in it, but if it was made over again I would hope it would be made much differently.

Do I like TFA? For what it is (largely a rehash of ANH, and utilizing JJ's Mystery Box storytelling nonsense) I like it. I don't love it. And on re-watches I have to skip whole sections to get enjoyment out of it.

Do I like TLJ? I don't hate it as much as I viscerally hated it when I first watched it...I have found things in it to enjoy, and angles to view things in it in a way that makes it make more sense...but I don't like it much. As I said it also acts like the first film in a trilogy not the middle...it cuts a bunch of TFA's plot points to ratchet (which would be fine if it had replaced them with others, but it didn't).

Do I like TROS? I like it the best of the three as it very much tries to get at the magic of Star Wars that exists in something like the Sequel Trilogy...so it's wrong-footed from the off, but it's at least TRYING to be Star Wars-y.


If they could re-do the whole thing? I would have shot some variation of the HEIR TO THE EMPIRE books. It should have built on the achievements of the OT, not destroyed them for fodder (this by the way is all JJs fault, splitting up Leia and Han, Allowing the New Republic to be fallen in 20 years, putting Luke on a distant planet, leaving R2 asleep, ect. and allowing Rebels VS Empire 2.0 to be the thing). Luke didn't need to have his Jedi Order dismantled by one wayward nephew...and THAT shit seems to stem form the original script attempt by Michael Ardnt, who famously said that he could not have Luke be who he was meant to be at the end of the OT as "he sucked the air away from the new younger cast"....No Michael, this just means you can't write for shit....Hampton Fancher managed to have Deckard be in over half of BLADE RUNNER 2049 and he didn't "suck the air away from Ryan Gosling" who is still the lead. So yeah, I lay a lot of the problems with the Sequels at the feet of shitty writers like JJ Abrams and Michael Arndt who could not crack a new Star Wars trilogy without dismantling the wins of the OT.


I feel like Filoni's Ahsoka and HEIR movie are Lucasfilms attempt to do what they should have done in the first place and make a proper HEIR to the OT, just with Ahsoka, Sabine, Ezra, Zeb, And Co. VS Obi-Wan, Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie Ect.....you know? And if they are smart this will coincide and combine with what they have planned for Rey's NJO movies...


Anyways. So yeah I like parts of the Sequels but I would be lying if I said they were even close to the best that Lucasfilm could have managed after the Disney buyout. They started wrong-footed and I've just found what enjoyment in them I can? Shrug.
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