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Warring States Interlude One: Imperial Influences Ten years later...

#41 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:36 PM

Humble PS must go to bed.

It was a long and difficult day (I actually intended on starting this game a few hours earlier, but just couldn't get to it.)

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:37 PM

Well I guess I could whore myself out to earn a few extra bucks. Earn me a nice new cushion to sit on to make all this artsy stuff to sell.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:38 PM

Night oh great and glorious Mod-God.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:38 PM

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View PostSerc, on 13 March 2012 - 02:19 PM, said:

I have changed my avatar - How does it look?


It looks like two people firing lasers out of their asses at a discombobulated garden gnome.

Quickly, we must steal his technology!

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Really? Because on my screen its still the grumpy Chinese man

EDIT: fixed now

This post has been edited by Serc: 13 March 2012 - 02:39 PM


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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:54 PM

View PostKorvalain, on 13 March 2012 - 02:37 PM, said:

Well I guess I could whore myself out to earn a few extra bucks. Earn me a nice new cushion to sit on to make all this artsy stuff to sell.


Calligraphy from the sitting position? I am no expert in calligraphy like yourself, but this seems overly difficult - perhaps why you are so poor! If I might, perhaps I can introduce you to the kneeling position? It would appear to offer far more mobility for calligraphic stylings.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:56 PM

What a strange showing. I will be in my chambers.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:59 PM

Calligraphy is best done in the crossed legs position.
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:00 PM

View PostKarosis, on 13 March 2012 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostKorvalain, on 13 March 2012 - 02:37 PM, said:

Well I guess I could whore myself out to earn a few extra bucks. Earn me a nice new cushion to sit on to make all this artsy stuff to sell.


Calligraphy from the sitting position? I am no expert in calligraphy like yourself, but this seems overly difficult - perhaps why you are so poor! If I might, perhaps I can introduce you to the kneeling position? It would appear to offer far more mobility for calligraphic stylings.



Well that might explain why my shit probably isn't selling worth a damn. My mechanics are all wrong.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:02 PM

View PostSilanah, on 13 March 2012 - 02:59 PM, said:

Calligraphy is best done in the crossed legs position.
Oh, HI D'rek!
I am always watching all of you



What lord? You don't trust your most trusted Ministers? How can that be?!

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:06 PM

View PostKorvalain, on 13 March 2012 - 03:02 PM, said:

View PostSilanah, on 13 March 2012 - 02:59 PM, said:

Calligraphy is best done in the crossed legs position.
Oh, HI D'rek!
I am always watching all of you



What lord? You don't trust your most trusted Ministers? How can that be?!


Think not of your emperor as merely your emperor, but also as your Big Brother :p.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:07 PM

I am due for a lesson at the Imperial Scribe's Apprentices quarters. I shall have half my class attempt to write while sitting, and the other half whilst kneeling, and will report the results.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:12 PM

Then you shall go to a second class where you will scribe with your legs crossed and you will know how it is the most effective position to calligraphize

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:13 PM

This is a reveal: I am emperor Go-Kashiwabara,

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:14 PM

View PostBarghast, on 13 March 2012 - 02:27 PM, said:

View PostKarosis, on 13 March 2012 - 02:24 PM, said:

View PostSerc, on 13 March 2012 - 02:19 PM, said:

I have changed my avatar - How does it look?


It looks like two people firing lasers out of their asses at a discombobulated garden gnome.

Quickly, we must steal his technology!

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my fellow minster karosis seems quite eager to vote and sow discord amongst the Court. Most curious.


It seems we have a newcomer to the imperial court! Your only hope to rise above all the other fawning fools is to pull yourself up by pushing others down. Else how will the emperor know to look upon you and bestow upon you his favour? Or to put it more succinctly:

Nice guys finish last
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:18 PM

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5 Achievement Points.

#56 User is offline   Rashan 

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:25 PM

5 extra points for it being nonsensical.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:41 PM

View PostRashan, on 13 March 2012 - 03:25 PM, said:

5 extra points for it being nonsensical.


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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:45 PM

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#59 User is offline   Silanah 

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:45 PM

Funny Karosis is Funny.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:47 PM

View PostKarosis, on 13 March 2012 - 03:18 PM, said:

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Write Haiku in Japanese Themed Game. 10 syllables? HA. FAIL.
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