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#16261 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 21 July 2026 - 05:47 PM

The governor of Kentucky needs to call an election now. Mitch is dead or braindead. Don't wait for confirmation, play the game the republicans play. don't ask for permission...just DO.

Let the republicans squawk and if Mitch is miraculously alive (he's not) then make them roll his dirty old bones in front of a video camera and prove it to stop the election.

CALL THEIR BLUFF.

The Republicans are LITERALLY running out the clock for the next two weeks so they DON'T have to hold a special election for him...that's when the news will drop that he's dead. This is being let happen at this point.

The democrats need to grow a fucking spine and just call the election now for the seat.

Your country is so entirely lawless and toothless...my gods.
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Posted 21 July 2026 - 06:03 PM

Why would we want to replace Mitch McConnell when he's doing his Career Best work right now?
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Posted 21 July 2026 - 06:27 PM

View Postworry, on 21 July 2026 - 06:03 PM, said:

Why would we want to replace Mitch McConnell when he's doing his Career Best work right now?


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Posted 21 July 2026 - 07:07 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 21 July 2026 - 05:47 PM, said:

The governor of Kentucky needs to call an election now. Mitch is dead or braindead. Don't wait for confirmation, play the game the republicans play. don't ask for permission...just DO.

Let the republicans squawk and if Mitch is miraculously alive (he's not) then make them roll his dirty old bones in front of a video camera and prove it to stop the election.

CALL THEIR BLUFF.

The Republicans are LITERALLY running out the clock for the next two weeks so they DON'T have to hold a special election for him...that's when the news will drop that he's dead. This is being let happen at this point.


McConnell's Senate seat is up for election in the November midterms, and Kentucky law forbids the governor from appointing a temporary replacement---it can only be done by special election. So if they don't hold a special election before the November election, and they announce that McConnell is dead, his seat will just remain vacant until the November election. Kentucky is a deep red state---do you think a Democrat would be likely to win a special election, especially for McConnell's temporary replacement before the November midterms?

What happens if Mitch McConnell is unable to finish his US Senate term? | Politics News | Al Jazeera

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Posted 21 July 2026 - 07:39 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 21 July 2026 - 07:07 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 21 July 2026 - 05:47 PM, said:

The governor of Kentucky needs to call an election now. Mitch is dead or braindead. Don't wait for confirmation, play the game the republicans play. don't ask for permission...just DO.

Let the republicans squawk and if Mitch is miraculously alive (he's not) then make them roll his dirty old bones in front of a video camera and prove it to stop the election.

CALL THEIR BLUFF.

The Republicans are LITERALLY running out the clock for the next two weeks so they DON'T have to hold a special election for him...that's when the news will drop that he's dead. This is being let happen at this point.


McConnell's Senate seat is up for election in the November midterms, and Kentucky law forbids the governor from appointing a temporary replacement---it can only be done by special election. So if they don't hold a special election before the November election, and they announce that McConnell is dead, his seat will just remain vacant until the November election. Kentucky is a deep red state---do you think a Democrat would be likely to win a special election, especially for McConnell's temporary replacement before the November midterms?

What happens if Mitch McConnell is unable to finish his US Senate term? | Politics News | Al Jazeera


The law the republicans passed in Kentucky for this eventuality may be illegal under kentucky state constitution or whatever the equivalent is called. The governor has speculated he does have the right.
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Posted 21 July 2026 - 08:53 PM

View PostCause, on 21 July 2026 - 07:39 PM, said:

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 21 July 2026 - 07:07 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 21 July 2026 - 05:47 PM, said:

The governor of Kentucky needs to call an election now. Mitch is dead or braindead. Don't wait for confirmation, play the game the republicans play. don't ask for permission...just DO.

Let the republicans squawk and if Mitch is miraculously alive (he's not) then make them roll his dirty old bones in front of a video camera and prove it to stop the election.

CALL THEIR BLUFF.

The Republicans are LITERALLY running out the clock for the next two weeks so they DON'T have to hold a special election for him...that's when the news will drop that he's dead. This is being let happen at this point.


McConnell's Senate seat is up for election in the November midterms, and Kentucky law forbids the governor from appointing a temporary replacement---it can only be done by special election. So if they don't hold a special election before the November election, and they announce that McConnell is dead, his seat will just remain vacant until the November election. Kentucky is a deep red state---do you think a Democrat would be likely to win a special election, especially for McConnell's temporary replacement before the November midterms?

What happens if Mitch McConnell is unable to finish his US Senate term? | Politics News | Al Jazeera


The law the republicans passed in Kentucky for this eventuality may be illegal under kentucky state constitution or whatever the equivalent is called. The governor has speculated he does have the right.


Good catch, I hadn't seen that. And the governor is a Democrat...

Beshear May Challenge Kentucky Law on Replacing McConnell if Seat Opens - The Daily Beast via Yahoo News

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Posted 22 July 2026 - 01:35 AM

My understanding is that if Beshear waits until on or after August 3rd for Mitch's seat to be vacant, then it would make it unlikely a special election could happen before the general election in November. Assuming Beshear contests the 2024 Kentucky statue preventing him from making a temporary appointment, then Beshear would be able to appoint someone (presumably a Democrat) to the vacant seat. This appointment would last until Mitch's term was supposed to have ended (January 3rd, 2027).

Versus, if he called a special election now by pushing the matter, it's likely a Republican would win.

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Posted 22 July 2026 - 11:47 AM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 21 July 2026 - 07:07 PM, said:

and Kentucky law


Fucks sake. You don't have a rule of law in the USA anymore. You haven't for a long time. We went through this already. The other side does what they want when they want. DO IT AND LET THEM STOP YOU. you guys keep saying "Well they CAN'T do that.".....newsflash they ALWAYS JUST DO IT and challenge anyone to stop them, and no one does. So why the other side plays by the supposed rules anymore is baffling to me.

@Worry, he's going to be replaced by a Republican anyways...so it would serve to call the rest of their bluffs that the MFer is legit braindead and hold them politically accountable so their constituents can see they've been lied to for a month. I don't for a second believe he will be replaced by a decent person...but if this were a democrat the Republicans would be breaking HIPPA and the Law to get into the hospital to prove the senator was dead.

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Posted 05 August 2026 - 12:49 AM

Todd Blanche is out of committee and headed for a vote as attorney general.

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Posted 15 August 2026 - 12:50 AM

I see the US has gotten so bad that nobody bothers complaining about it anymore.
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Posted 15 August 2026 - 01:02 AM

View PostLady Bliss, on 15 August 2026 - 12:50 AM, said:

I see the US has gotten so bad that nobody bothers complaining about it anymore.


Trump's latest brilliant plan to improve it being to annex the Strait of Hormuz...

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Trump says he will soon declare the Strait of Hormuz a US territory

https://www.usatoday...ar/91310185007/

Hopefully just more ridiculous bluster...

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Posted 22 August 2026 - 03:52 AM

Looks like Trump is going through with the 50% tariffs on Canada after all... wonder how long that will last.

Then again maybe he thinks the midterm elections won't matter because he plans to steal them...
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Posted 22 August 2026 - 07:36 AM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 22 August 2026 - 03:52 AM, said:

Looks like Trump is going through with the 50% tariffs on Canada after all... wonder how long that will last.

Then again maybe he thinks the midterm elections won't matter because he plans to steal them...


It's not him who steals them. Project 2025's ... "upgrades" to the US electoral system will bear fruit and Trump will honestly believe it's because the people love him.
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Posted 24 August 2026 - 12:03 PM

The list of things Trump & Co. added to the trade negotiations with my country last minute is insane. It reads like the demands of a vassal state after a physical war has destroyed their will....

Also, it's GOTTA have been rage bait they KNEW would get rejected so Trump and co. could puff out their chests and claim tough guy status. Because no way they really thought these things would fly.

https://globalnews.c...e-talks-issues/

The auto stuff was 100% a swipe at Doug Ford's near constant pushback on Trump as the two plants in question shifted to heavy trucks on his gp-ahead, so Trump was deliberately trying to slap at Ford economically. Carney was not willing to let that shit slide.

But the thing that makes me most angry is the demand that Canada ONLY trade with the USA....nah fucker, we've spent her last year+ diversifying our trade with many other nations...and what's hilarious is that THEY CAUSED THIS rift. Carney would not have spent the last year travelling everywhere securing wider trade deals with China, the EU and elsewhere if the US hadn't started fucking with the existing fair trade relationship or the 51st state BS...an entirely self-inflicted economic wound based entirely around Trumps BS "art of the deal" way of trying to one-up (in this case himself)...This is an isolation tactic...and no way.

And the last one about the French Language...like sorry Quebec was ALREADY pissed off with you guy, but this has incensed them more. The LAST people you want to piss off in Canada are the French...and this one is an attempt to take us over culturally by slowly destroying part of ours.

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Posted 24 August 2026 - 01:48 PM

Cue George Carlin's "It's a Big Club and you ain't in it"

Also, reminder that Jeffries was on vampire Peter Thiel's little group chat.
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Posted 24 August 2026 - 07:33 PM

I forget the term of art for it but there is a problem with negotiations when the two sides have different realities for lack of a better term and so no amount of talks can have meaningful progress until that central matter is addressed. Canada saw the talks as a way to get back to a normal trade agreement that benefits everyone, America saw the talks as a way to bully Canada and extract wins. Until American politicians and negotiators can at least admit what tariffs mean, and how they work as a basic matter of economics, no negotiation can bear fruit. The amount of money sent by this goverement just to spin its wheels and go nowhere while activley hurting its own economy is frightening.

The french language part is interesting. I have come across it before. You cant sell software to parts of Canada unless that software is also operable in French. Its not free but in the case of a multimillion dollar deal having everything translated is not some insurmuntable task. Especially now in the age of ai. Quebec has made a law to that effect to keep its french language protected. Is it annoying sure, but asking for the Canadian goverment to repeal that law for a trade agreement is not rational.
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Posted 24 August 2026 - 07:40 PM

none of this is rational
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Posted 24 August 2026 - 08:49 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 24 August 2026 - 12:27 PM, said:

I'm so proud to be Canadian today and so proud that we elected such a smart and savvy economist to the leadership of the ruling party as PM. Carney makes me feel safer than I think anyone else could have in a trade war.


Meanwhile Trump is such an economic genius that when asked what he would do about lowering bond yields he said he could fix them with "military intervention"...

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"We have many types of intervention. [...] The ultimate intervention is our military, and if we have to use that, we will."

[...] even by Trump standards, this was utterly baffling. The Q&A quickly moved on, but the idea that he could somehow deploy the U.S. military to intervene in the bond market is obviously insane. It's not even theoretically possible, unless the Republican intends to have armed service members literally attacking bond traders.

Trump's comments about the military and the bond market betray his economic illiteracy - Yahoo Finance


Trump also seems to think it's a great idea to have a trade war with Canada at the same time he's threatening a trade war with everyone who trades with Iran... oh and he wants to bring down prices for the midterms too.

On that note he did claim he's made a deal with foreign beef suppliers to supposedly lower beef prices by 25% in exchange for suspending tariffs. But that's going over terribly with American cattle ranchers and may lose the Republicans "one of the most competitive Senate races" (in Iowa).

Trump's economic approach draws concern from some Republicans - The Philadelphia Inquirer

GOP lawmakers criticize Trump's beef import plan amid blowback from ranchers - NBC News

(Of course I think cattle should be outlawed---their farts are terrible for the environment (a massive source of methane), as is their appetite---or at least heavily regulated. Eating beef should either be illegal or limited to grass-fed cattle raised primarily for milk or breeding rather than as food stock. The world would be better off without beef. But my platform of outlawing most cows and most cars is unlikely to gain much traction in American democracy...)

Meanwhile, after Trump "truthed" that "Canada wants the benefits of being a State, without being one!!!", Vance called Canada a "state" and then corrected himself, saying it was "a Freudian slip" and that Canada is a country---as in Vance wants to annex Canada too. What a charmer.

Vance blames "Freudian slip" for calling Canada a U.S. state | Watch News Videos Online

Maybe Trump's plan was to mollify farming states over the beef issue by bullying Canada into dropping agricultural tariffs---but that's probably not going to happen:

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Canada sees little chance of resuming talks with Donald Trump before the US midterm elections, people familiar said, following Friday's collapse of trade negotiations. [...] But the tough stance comes at a price, with an estimated 90,000 Canadian jobs at risk if the new US tariffs persist.

https://www.bloomber...beyond-midterms

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Posted 24 August 2026 - 10:55 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 24 August 2026 - 08:49 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 24 August 2026 - 12:27 PM, said:

I'm so proud to be Canadian today and so proud that we elected such a smart and savvy economist to the leadership of the ruling party as PM. Carney makes me feel safer than I think anyone else could have in a trade war.


Meanwhile Trump is such an economic genius that when asked what he would do about lowering bond yields he said he could fix them with "military intervention"...

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"We have many types of intervention. [...] The ultimate intervention is our military, and if we have to use that, we will."

[...] even by Trump standards, this was utterly baffling. The Q&A quickly moved on, but the idea that he could somehow deploy the U.S. military to intervene in the bond market is obviously insane. It's not even theoretically possible, unless the Republican intends to have armed service members literally attacking bond traders.

Trump's comments about the military and the bond market betray his economic illiteracy - Yahoo Finance


Trump also seems to think it's a great idea to have a trade war with Canada at the same time he's threatening a trade war with everyone who trades with Iran... oh and he wants to bring down prices for the midterms too.

On that note he did claim he's made a deal with foreign beef suppliers to supposedly lower beef prices by 25% in exchange for suspending tariffs. But that's going over terribly with American cattle ranchers and may lose the Republicans "one of the most competitive Senate races" (in Iowa).

Trump's economic approach draws concern from some Republicans - The Philadelphia Inquirer

GOP lawmakers criticize Trump's beef import plan amid blowback from ranchers - NBC News

(Of course I think cattle should be outlawed---their farts are terrible for the environment (a massive source of methane), as is their appetite---or at least heavily regulated. Eating beef should either be illegal or limited to grass-fed cattle raised primarily for milk or breeding rather than as food stock. The world would be better off without beef. But my platform of outlawing most cows and most cars is unlikely to gain much traction in American democracy...)

Meanwhile, after Trump "truthed" that "Canada wants the benefits of being a State, without being one!!!", Vance called Canada a "state" and then corrected himself, saying it was "a Freudian slip" and that Canada is a country---as in Vance wants to annex Canada too. What a charmer.

Vance blames "Freudian slip" for calling Canada a U.S. state | Watch News Videos Online

Maybe Trump's plan was to mollify farming states over the beef issue by bullying Canada into dropping agricultural tariffs---but that's probably not going to happen:

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Canada sees little chance of resuming talks with Donald Trump before the US midterm elections, people familiar said, following Friday's collapse of trade negotiations. [...] But the tough stance comes at a price, with an estimated 90,000 Canadian jobs at risk if the new US tariffs persist.

https://www.bloomber...beyond-midterms



Who would have thought the genius negotiator who bankrupted a casino then another casino and made a career out of just taking on bad debt and not paying it back wouldn't be able to negotiate out of a paper bag. Fucking idiot and fuck everyone who voted for him
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 25 August 2026 - 02:29 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 24 August 2026 - 08:49 PM, said:


(Of course I think cattle should be outlawed---their farts are terrible for the environment (a massive source of methane), as is their appetite---or at least heavily regulated. Eating beef should either be illegal or limited to grass-fed cattle raised primarily for milk or breeding rather than as food stock. The world would be better off without beef. But my platform of outlawing most cows and most cars is unlikely to gain much traction in American democracy...)



The evidence that Azath isnt human is growing day by day.

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