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#16101 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 28 April 2026 - 06:46 PM

View PostCause, on 28 April 2026 - 06:24 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 28 April 2026 - 06:20 PM, said:

Kid rock just addressed the Pentagon on the strait of Hormuz.

I....wish that was a fake headline. It is not.


genuine question, is kid rock still conidered famous?


He is d-list AT best.
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Posted 28 April 2026 - 06:59 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 28 April 2026 - 06:46 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 28 April 2026 - 06:24 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 28 April 2026 - 06:20 PM, said:

Kid rock just addressed the Pentagon on the strait of Hormuz.

I....wish that was a fake headline. It is not.


genuine question, is kid rock still conidered famous?


He is d-list AT best.


He's probably more qualified than Hegseth. It seems some Apache pilots were buzzing his house, got in trouble for it, and a PR ride in an Apache and a tour was how it was resolved. The rest looks like social media crap and Rock promoing his next tour.
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Posted 28 April 2026 - 08:19 PM

I beat the British in total war empires. I’m not more qualified than Hegseth but probably on par. Replacing him during a war may not be a good move/look and Trump seems to like him but if he makes 4 years ill be suprised
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Posted 28 April 2026 - 08:35 PM

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Posted 29 April 2026 - 08:42 AM

 QuickTidal, on 28 April 2026 - 06:46 PM, said:

 Cause, on 28 April 2026 - 06:24 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 28 April 2026 - 06:20 PM, said:

Kid rock just addressed the Pentagon on the strait of Hormuz.

I....wish that was a fake headline. It is not.


genuine question, is kid rock still conidered famous?


He is d-list AT best.

Yes, but he is riding the MAGA wave and turns up at all sorts of things so while he's not really a mega star I'm certainly hearing about him a lot.
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Posted 29 April 2026 - 11:36 AM

A monarch had to come to the US to remind them that the key to the US system is checks and balances in US government.

Not just any monarch either, but the monarch of the country they overthrew to become the nation these "patriots" keep fucking over, ignoring nearly every single thing their founders fought for.

If THE KING OF ENGLAND is telling you you've lost the plot... you no longer stand for what you declared your independence from.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 29 April 2026 - 11:37 AM

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Posted 29 April 2026 - 01:02 PM

The right wing fascists do not see it the same way. The King's mere presence gets warped into Two Kings hanging out.

https://thehill.com/...-trump-charles/

The presence is enough to get pulled into the alternate reality and that's why it was a mistake to be present - even if delivering a speech that directly rebuts the alternate reality folks.
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Posted 29 April 2026 - 03:43 PM

Actually I've seen loads of pathetic "gotchas" everywhere, all to the tune of "hurr durr the Dems are hypocrites because they all said no kings and now they are silent when there's an actual king! Checkmate libs!"

I just can't anymore.
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Posted 29 April 2026 - 03:57 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 29 April 2026 - 03:43 PM, said:

Actually I've seen loads of pathetic "gotchas" everywhere, all to the tune of "hurr durr the Dems are hypocrites because they all said no kings and now they are silent when there's an actual king! Checkmate libs!"

I just can't anymore.


Agreed.

When people who operate and have ALWAYS operated in bad faith like that, I can't stomach it.

They DEPEND on that reaction from people like us though. They want us to get angry and engage the point and the lies and the conflations....but they don't want to change their own minds, they don't want things explained for that purpose.

They want us to waste our time correcting them so the conversation moves on and they escape unscathed from yet another political fumble.

It happens in Canada too, and it drives me batty.
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Posted 29 April 2026 - 04:37 PM

I was very tempted to make a joke right now about how if King Charles were truly noble, he'd have stuck his steak knife through Trump's throat and then beheaded himself... but since Comey has now been indicted for posting "8647", I'm honestly concerned that deadpan jokes might make me a future target of the Trump administration---particularly once they start using automated agents to identify and initiate action against Trump's enemies.

That said, the prosecution of Comey is most likely going to go nowhere... unless the subversion of the courts becomes more drastic.

Trump's apparent willingness to extend the blockade for several more months---despite the impact on prices and the upcoming midterms---may suggest he's given up on trying to win fair elections, and plans on more extreme election subversion. Perhaps an auto-coup.

And then perhaps he'll have ICE (or NICE, if he goes through with the name change he endorsed recently on Truth Social) knocking through my door to drag me off to be tortured, enslaved, and/or farmed for organs for this post (among others)...
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Posted 29 April 2026 - 04:58 PM

 Azath Vitr (D, on 29 April 2026 - 04:37 PM, said:



Trump's apparent willingness to extend the blockade for several more months---



Right, but he's not making this call. Even if he publicly says so. The capitalists in America call the shots, not him. If THEY decide that this is hurting them more than that want, they will force him through all the politicians they can pressure to make him stop. Right now they aren't because it hasn't hit a head yet and they are still making money....but a few more months of this would send the US into a depression, and those wealthy capitalists will lose their shirts when the citizenry can't pay for shit any more or choose not to. THAT's when shit would get real We are still in the part of the equation where those rich fucks aren't being affected.

What happens when Amazon Prime starts to haemorrhage subscribers? Or when people simply stop using the site as much as the used to as they are struggling to afford food? What about real estate magnates when people stop using the cars as much to drive into work because they can't afford gas and WFH instead? At some point there is a Market call breaking point...the USA would hit that before "a few months" goes by.

Trump as usual is talking shit.

Remember, this was very much over a week or so ago but trump could/would not keep his narcissistic yap shut about it, so Iran was like "fine, let's go back to war dickhead"

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Posted 01 May 2026 - 02:20 AM

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Case against Trump assassination suspect dropped after screwing up Miranda rights

State prosecutors in West Virginia have dropped the criminal case against a 39-year-old woman accused of pursuing a social media campaign aimed at recruiting individuals for the purpose of killing [...] Trump because authorities failed to read the defendant her Miranda rights before she allegedly confessed.

Trump threat suspect case dropped over Miranda rights


And Trump may have accidentally 86'd his case against Comey:

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CNN Legal Analyst Thinks Trump Just Handed Comey An Acquittal

Trump told reporters [...] that the term "86," commonly used in restaurants to signal to staff to discard a food item, was a "mob term for 'kill him.'"

"The Source" host Kaitlan Collins followed up by asking the president if he really thought his life was in danger.

"Probably, I don't know," Trump responded. "Based on what I'm seeing out there, yeah. People like Comey have created tremendous danger, I think, for politicians and others."

"Right there. That's an acquittal," [CNN legal analyst] Honig said on Collins' show later on Wednesday. "Because prosecutors have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the victim believed that his life was in jeopardy, and if the jury comes back at 'probably, I don't know,' that's a not guilty right there. [...] I don't think it'll ever get to a trial. I think it'll be tossed out before that on other grounds, but I'd be fascinated to see how that played out,"

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Posted 13 May 2026 - 06:20 PM

Can someone come get this decrepit fucking goblin out of congress?
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Posted 14 May 2026 - 03:08 PM

Wait...so he deported a tonne of Venezuelans....and now he's offering them citizenship?

https://newrepublic....ate-citizenship

Imagine getting deported from the US to your home country by the same president who then offers you citizenship so he can steal your fucking oil.

My gods...
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Posted Yesterday, 12:04 AM

I think he just traded Taiwan for Iran…
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Posted Yesterday, 01:20 AM

View PostLady Bliss, on 15 May 2026 - 12:04 AM, said:

I think he just traded Taiwan for Iran…


I thought so too, but then I remembered that Taiwan is almost certainly going to remain necessary for semiconductors for several years... Trump will probably no longer be president by the time semiconductor manufacturing in the US, China, and the rest of the world renders Taiwan no longer necessary for the US economy. Hopefully Trump will be long dead by then. And would Xi trust Trump's promises on the part of his MAGA successors? Then again maybe Trump told him he plans on being dictator for life, and living a long time... perhaps indefinitely (in one form or another...).
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Posted Yesterday, 11:37 AM

View PostLady Bliss, on 15 May 2026 - 12:04 AM, said:

I think he just traded Taiwan for Iran…



View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 15 May 2026 - 01:20 AM, said:

View PostLady Bliss, on 15 May 2026 - 12:04 AM, said:

I think he just traded Taiwan for Iran…


I thought so too, but then I remembered that Taiwan is almost certainly going to remain necessary for semiconductors for several years... Trump will probably no longer be president by the time semiconductor manufacturing in the US, China, and the rest of the world renders Taiwan no longer necessary for the US economy. Hopefully Trump will be long dead by then. And would Xi trust Trump's promises on the part of his MAGA successors? Then again maybe Trump told him he plans on being dictator for life, and living a long time... perhaps indefinitely (in one form or another...).


Not just this, China knows that Taiwan has an "amenable-to-reunificaiton" politician in the wings in Taiwan in their opposition leader. So the minute her party gains power then talks will take place for a peaceful reunification of China and Taiwan. Xi merely needs to wait.

And global leaders like to make a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing. Trump chief amongst them.
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Posted Today, 05:47 AM

A lot of sound and EPIC FURY
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