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#8201 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 07:33 PM

What the actual fuck???
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Posted 16 December 2018 - 09:13 PM

Wait, you guys don't have death panels in your countries? Then how do you decide who to kill, so you can harvest their valuable organs for the liberal elites?
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Posted 16 December 2018 - 09:58 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 16 December 2018 - 09:13 PM, said:

Wait, you guys don't have death panels in your countries? Then how do you decide who to kill, so you can harvest their valuable organs for the liberal elites?


The Tories look at what you earn and if it's below a certain threshold they decide you're a worthless peasant can be harvested Posted Image so, 90% of the country, really.
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Posted 16 December 2018 - 11:36 PM

A quick summary of Trump's achievements

https://www.news.com...617add4a465df52

I think the only thing they left out was the porkie-pie running tally. And I'm sure that can be found somewhere.

Hmmm ... closest I could find with a total was back to 2 Nov. But that was a very quick "Trump lies tally" Google.

https://www.washingt.../?noredirect=on

But there's also

https://www.politifa...byruling/false/

https://www.factchec...n/donald-trump/
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Posted 16 December 2018 - 11:46 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 16 December 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 16 December 2018 - 09:13 PM, said:

Wait, you guys don't have death panels in your countries? Then how do you decide who to kill, so you can harvest their valuable organs for the liberal elites?


The Tories look at what you earn and if it's below a certain threshold they decide you're a worthless peasant can be harvested Posted Image so, 90% of the country, really.


Here in Denmark we let the military do it for us, the death panel thing, that is. It's cheaper that way, seeing as how we kill two flies with one stone, teaching our soldiers how to kill and all.

Spoiler

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 08:51 PM

Show of hands. Who wants to see this guy get punched in the face?


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Posted 17 December 2018 - 08:58 PM

He just looks like someone who is a serial killer
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Posted 17 December 2018 - 09:38 PM

Did he get a hair transplant or is that mold on the top of his head?
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Posted 17 December 2018 - 11:03 PM

View PostMacros, on 17 December 2018 - 08:58 PM, said:

He just looks like someone who is a serial killer


Yup, seems to tick all the boxes I can think of for "sociopath". Look at those dead, dead eyes.
Reminds me of Putin actually, but without the intelligence.
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Posted 17 December 2018 - 11:29 PM

He's not allowed out of the White House sewers very often to appear on a news talk show, so he unboxed his best shoe polish and got his sexy on.
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Posted 17 December 2018 - 11:34 PM

View PostPrimateus, on 16 December 2018 - 11:46 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 16 December 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 16 December 2018 - 09:13 PM, said:

Wait, you guys don't have death panels in your countries? Then how do you decide who to kill, so you can harvest their valuable organs for the liberal elites?


The Tories look at what you earn and if it's below a certain threshold they decide you're a worthless peasant can be harvested Posted Image so, 90% of the country, really.


Here in Denmark we let the military do it for us, the death panel thing, that is. It's cheaper that way, seeing as how we kill two flies with one stone, teaching our soldiers how to kill and all.

Spoiler



Because I was curious, these are screenshots from
https://imdb.com/title/tt0478365/
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 12:36 AM


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 09:47 PM

Just watched this small press conference with James Comey.

https://youtu.be/hzVe8I-yvoM

That dude is totally running for President. I'd looove to see a debate with him and Trump.

This post has been edited by Alternative Goose: 18 December 2018 - 09:48 PM

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 09:53 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 18 December 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

Just watched this small press conference with James Comey.

https://youtu.be/hzVe8I-yvoM

That dude is totally running for President. I'd looove to see a debate with him and Trump.


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Posted 20 December 2018 - 02:04 AM

Awwww, the obscure Malfoy cousin can't hide his true feelings for Eddie Munster. So sweet, so enduring. Dammit, don't look at me, I just got some dust in my eye is all.

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 08:00 AM

Congratulations to the US malazites. We didn't think it was possible but you've defeated ISIS in Syria.

https://www.cnbc.com...-over-isis.html

I guess we should say... Mission accomplished?
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Posted 20 December 2018 - 08:11 AM

I hate, and genuinely mean this, hate to say this. but that statement from trumpalino is virtually guaranteed to spur what ever remains of ISIS to do something big to prove they are still relevant
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Posted 20 December 2018 - 08:14 AM

View PostMacros, on 20 December 2018 - 08:11 AM, said:

I hate, and genuinely mean this, hate to say this. but that statement from trumpalino is virtually guaranteed to spur what ever remains of ISIS to do something big to prove they are still relevant


Probably the point, given that anything they do therefore justifies the military-industrial complex.
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Posted 20 December 2018 - 08:21 AM

please dont give the orange one that much credit.

he is shit scared and needs to claim a win anywhere, 4 year old child
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Posted 20 December 2018 - 08:41 AM

and its started, my flights home for christmas are in jeopardy due to some wanker flying a drone near gatwick airport

thanks Trump
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