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#8201 Macros

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 07:33 PM

What the actual fuck???

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 09:13 PM

Wait, you guys don't have death panels in your countries? Then how do you decide who to kill, so you can harvest their valuable organs for the liberal elites?

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 09:58 PM

Alternative Goose, on 16 December 2018 - 09:13 PM, said:

Wait, you guys don't have death panels in your countries? Then how do you decide who to kill, so you can harvest their valuable organs for the liberal elites?

The Tories look at what you earn and if it's below a certain threshold they decide you're a worthless peasant can be harvested Posted Image

so, 90% of the country, really.

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#8204 Tsundoku

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 11:36 PM

A quick summary of Trump's achievements

https://www.news.com...617add4a465df52

I think the only thing they left out was the porkie-pie running tally. And I'm sure that can be found somewhere.

Hmmm ... closest I could find with a total was back to 2 Nov. But that was a very quick "Trump lies tally" Google.

https://www.washingt.../?noredirect=on

But there's also

https://www.politifa...byruling/false/

https://www.factchec...n/donald-trump/

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#8205 Primateus

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 11:46 PM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 16 December 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

Alternative Goose, on 16 December 2018 - 09:13 PM, said:

Wait, you guys don't have death panels in your countries? Then how do you decide who to kill, so you can harvest their valuable organs for the liberal elites?

The Tories look at what you earn and if it's below a certain threshold they decide you're a worthless peasant can be harvested Posted Image

so, 90% of the country, really.

Here in Denmark we let the military do it for us, the death panel thing, that is. It's cheaper that way, seeing as how we kill two flies with one stone, teaching our soldiers how to kill and all.

Spoiler

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

#8206 Malankazooie

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 08:51 PM

Show of hands. Who wants to see this guy get punched in the face?

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#8207 Macros

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 08:58 PM

He just looks like someone who is a serial killer

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 09:38 PM

Did he get a hair transplant or is that mold on the top of his head?

#8209 Tsundoku

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 11:03 PM

Macros, on 17 December 2018 - 08:58 PM, said:

He just looks like someone who is a serial killer

Yup, seems to tick all the boxes I can think of for "sociopath". Look at those dead, dead eyes.
Reminds me of Putin actually, but without the intelligence.

#8210 Malankazooie

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 11:29 PM

He's not allowed out of the White House sewers very often to appear on a news talk show, so he unboxed his best shoe polish and got his sexy on.

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 11:34 PM

Primateus, on 16 December 2018 - 11:46 PM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 16 December 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

Alternative Goose, on 16 December 2018 - 09:13 PM, said:

Wait, you guys don't have death panels in your countries? Then how do you decide who to kill, so you can harvest their valuable organs for the liberal elites?

The Tories look at what you earn and if it's below a certain threshold they decide you're a worthless peasant can be harvested Posted Image

so, 90% of the country, really.

Here in Denmark we let the military do it for us, the death panel thing, that is. It's cheaper that way, seeing as how we kill two flies with one stone, teaching our soldiers how to kill and all.

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Because I was curious, these are screenshots from
https://imdb.com/title/tt0478365/

#8212 worry

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 12:36 AM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#8213 Aptorian

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 09:47 PM

Just watched this small press conference with James Comey.

https://youtu.be/hzVe8I-yvoM

That dude is totally running for President. I'd looove to see a debate with him and Trump.

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#8214 Primateus

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 09:53 PM

Alternative Goose, on 18 December 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

Just watched this small press conference with James Comey.

https://youtu.be/hzVe8I-yvoM

That dude is totally running for President. I'd looove to see a debate with him and Trump.

Is...is there a duck inside?

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 02:04 AM

Awwww, the obscure Malfoy cousin can't hide his true feelings for Eddie Munster. So sweet, so enduring. Dammit, don't look at me, I just got some dust in my eye is all.

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 08:00 AM

Congratulations to the US malazites. We didn't think it was possible but you've defeated ISIS in Syria.

https://www.cnbc.com...-over-isis.html

I guess we should say... Mission accomplished?

#8217 Macros

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 08:11 AM

I hate, and genuinely mean this, hate to say this. but that statement from trumpalino is virtually guaranteed to spur what ever remains of ISIS to do something big to prove they are still relevant

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 08:14 AM

Macros, on 20 December 2018 - 08:11 AM, said:

I hate, and genuinely mean this, hate to say this. but that statement from trumpalino is virtually guaranteed to spur what ever remains of ISIS to do something big to prove they are still relevant

Probably the point, given that anything they do therefore justifies the military-industrial complex.

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