Colorado Governor Jared Polis, a democrat who has been critical of Donald Trump in the past:
"Mr. President, we are in dire need of ventilators"
Trump:
<no reply> *crickets-chirping
Senator Cory Gardner, a republican and Trump boot licker, who supports everything Trump does and is running for reelection for his Senate seat:
"Apologies for the distraction dear leader, but in your omnipotent grace, can you bless the state of Colorado with 100 ventilators?"
Trump:
"So let it be written, so let it be done. Now bathe yourself in oils and fragrance, and prostrate yourself before me."