[Fener]

I can shamelessly steal too:

I'm an irritating PAIN,
Obnoxious and VAIN!
InSANE in the BRAIN
from too much RoGAINE! I'm wicked and DOPE!
Blessed by da POPE!
I stand on tha corner
drinkin my SCOPE!



I kick it old SCHOOL!
I stutter and DROOL!
I'll come to ya house
and then I'll wiz in ya POOL!


Whose rap is better?

The king decides!

The king chooses....Tyrant Steve!


"Well, I never expected, I'm just so honoured...."

[Ruse]

Hahahahahaha, you wack fool.
I don't NEED to bite rhymes, I'm old school.
I'll kick in your teeth, with my verbal assault.
Your Shields be picking your pieces up off the asphalt.

[Kalse]

I thought we aghreed: no singing battles.

unless your name is Badalle, ofc.

[Kalse]

also, Warpig, you are not a king.

you are a local tyrant, in an unnamed kingdom. We know there's a king, because the OP mentions him lowering taxes.

thus, the most you can be is a Duke.

though given how you lord over a single village, a baron is far more likely.

[Fener]

Kalse, on 07 February 2012 - 03:33 AM, said:

also, Warpig, you are not a king.

you are a local tyrant, in an unnamed kingdom. We know there's a king, because the OP mentions him lowering taxes.

thus, the most you can be is a Duke.

though given how you lord over a single village, a baron is far more likely.

To you people, I am lord, king, his high almighty holiness, Miss Sexy 2012, your father, your mother, and your favourite childhood teddy bear.

[Fener]

Ah, finally, Ruse's sentence is over.


Kalse, are you around? I need to know whether it's worth silencing you for your earlier impertinence.

[Sorrit]

안녕하세요 친구들 나 여기있어! *gets destroyed*

[Sorrit]

Hmmm, two pages done and it's entertaining more than illuminating.

With Tyrant Steve knowing his servants, there's basically nothing special the scum team needs to do on thread, so I'm not certain what to look for.

[Sorrit]

Path-Shaper, on 06 February 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

ANY POSTING OF ANYTHING FROM ANY FUCKING PM'S WILL RESULT IN A FUCKING MODKILL. THIS MEANS FUCKING WORDS FROM THE FUCKING PM WILL RESULT IN MODKILL. If you have any questions about what you were going to post. Ask us we will be happy to say yeah or neh. The only allowance is for the Tryant as his PM is fucking posted in the OP. Also for those of you who complain about the rules; they can and will be ignored at the moderators temperament. (pro tip, This moderate is temper, the other one is ament..... who do you think you will get).

I suggest we try to to trick Lord Swine into posting something from his PM.

Shall we play on his ego, or his stupidity?

[Kalse]

Fener, on 07 February 2012 - 05:08 AM, said:

Ah, finally, Ruse's sentence is over.


Kalse, are you around? I need to know whether it's worth silencing you for your earlier impertinence.

if you decide to silence me, I'll go to bed as a sign of non-violent protest.

[Sorrit]

Finally, caught up.
Hmmm, well, not sure what to say, going like I said before on the fact that scum don't really need to do much on thread, specially day 1.

At worse, they would need to find a way for the bodyguards to figure out each other, but that would mean either
a) they send obvious signals on thread that they are bodyguards
Fener finds a way to point out the bodyguards to each other.


for a) , my impression is that Eloth has been giving the most enthusiastic butt licking on thread Osseric's "Occupy Azath" post sounded as bad as others have pointed out.

I would prefer


It started with Ruse rhyming.

Ruse, on 06 February 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

This I did not expect.
Now I'm upset.
It's not over yet.
In fact it has just begun.
Yes indeed, this should be fun.

What now, Pig Lord?
Your fat self has me bored.
You can't stop me from rhyming hard.
For two hours, you tub of lard.

Teh.
Heh.

Then from Fener:

Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 07:36 PM, said:

Very well then.


RHYME TIME FOR SILANAH FOR 4 HOURS!!!!


Never let it be said that I am not generous.

and a bit later:

Fener, on 07 February 2012 - 02:06 AM, said:

Ruse, on 07 February 2012 - 02:01 AM, said:

Now in darkness
world stops turning
ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
hand of god has struck the hour.
day of judgement god is calling
underneath, the warpig's crawling.
Begging mercies for their sins.
Satan laughing spreads his wings.
Oh lord yeah.

That's some good stuff Ruse, I'm impressed.

Why not carry it on for a while longer eh?


RHYME TIME FOR RUSE FOR THREE HOURS!!!!!

I think Ruse was possibly suggesting his boss a way to ask him to point out the other bodyguards by rhyming. Fener picked it up, and used it on Silanah, then back on Ruse.
Not rock solid, but with Fener and the bodyguards knowing each other, that would basically make it obvious for them to understand. Also, if Silanah or Ruse comes back scum we possibly have a second one lined up
vote Ruse

[Kalse]

you need to put a space after b ) before placing the bracket to avoid the smiley

also, that's proabably the best theory i've heard all of Day 1.

[Hood's Path]

That was a loooooooong day

[Hood's Path]

Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:10 PM, said:

Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Attribute? Surely you mean contribute? I shall not stand for uneducated peasants in my village - I like my subjects to be in the fullest understanding of the emptiness of their fate before I have them executed.


After I'm done with you lot, I'm moving on to Darujhistan. That book that ICE produced - that was just a prelude. I'm the real Tyrant biatches!

For shizzle.

Well i'd be attributing my thoughts to the fact I have spare time. So maybe I should have said, I will attribute my thoughts later to having more time??

Okay yeah I did mean contribute but I could have used attribute in a different way if I so wished!

[Hood's Path]

Tennes, on 06 February 2012 - 10:11 PM, said:

Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

Vote for me Osseric, I dare you.

I double-dare you.

Double bluff?

Just putting this thought out there cause I thought of it before, what if Fener is lynchable today? Rather than vote night as someone suggested what if we voted Fener off and it worked? If it did then it is better than voting night, and today is a better day than any to attempt such a thing.

If not, then we have a 1 in 4 shot of lynching one of his body guards randomly. I am unsure what we should be looking for on day one though, I am open to suggestions. Someone trying to lay low? Someone agreeable with Fener? Looking for possible signals?

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Remove vote
Vote Hood's Path

for suggesting a strategy that won't benefit town in the slightest. His shields are alive, aren't they?

So through all what I said you didn't suggest anything, you just voted me for trying to figure out a stategy?

Vote Tennes

I was looking for whoever followed in what I was saying, i'd rather have discussed it and dismissed it than just dismiss it out of hand.

[Hood's Path]

Tennes, on 06 February 2012 - 10:09 PM, said:

Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

Vote for me Osseric, I dare you.

I double-dare you.

Vote Fener

Because my balls do all the thinking.

I guess the real insight provided by this game is how much Fener was bullied as a child at school.
Right now, I'd say someone did take his lunch money on rainy tuesdays. Whether or not he was also on the receiving end of mega-wedgies and/or dunked head-first into a toilet bowl remains to be seen.
In other news, being a low poster seems the easiest way to frustrate the lard-ass who thinks he is our pedantic little ruler.

Liberté, Egalité et Fraternité, my friends. Death to the oppressing nobility, huzzah for the proletariat and Vive la Revolution!

Hang on a second. I suggested it but you actually did it. You voted for Fener yet switched votes for me seconds later. That looks a little suspicious.

[Hood's Path]

Sorrit, on 07 February 2012 - 06:22 AM, said:

Finally, caught up.
Hmmm, well, not sure what to say, going like I said before on the fact that scum don't really need to do much on thread, specially day 1.

At worse, they would need to find a way for the bodyguards to figure out each other, but that would mean either
a) they send obvious signals on thread that they are bodyguards
Fener finds a way to point out the bodyguards to each other.


for a) , my impression is that Eloth has been giving the most enthusiastic butt licking on thread Osseric's "Occupy Azath" post sounded as bad as others have pointed out.

I would prefer


It started with Ruse rhyming.

Ruse, on 06 February 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

This I did not expect.
Now I'm upset.
It's not over yet.
In fact it has just begun.
Yes indeed, this should be fun.

What now, Pig Lord?
Your fat self has me bored.
You can't stop me from rhyming hard.
For two hours, you tub of lard.

Teh.
Heh.

Then from Fener:

Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 07:36 PM, said:

Very well then.


RHYME TIME FOR SILANAH FOR 4 HOURS!!!!


Never let it be said that I am not generous.

and a bit later:

Fener, on 07 February 2012 - 02:06 AM, said:

Ruse, on 07 February 2012 - 02:01 AM, said:

Now in darkness
world stops turning
ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
hand of god has struck the hour.
day of judgement god is calling
underneath, the warpig's crawling.
Begging mercies for their sins.
Satan laughing spreads his wings.
Oh lord yeah.

That's some good stuff Ruse, I'm impressed.

Why not carry it on for a while longer eh?


RHYME TIME FOR RUSE FOR THREE HOURS!!!!!

I think Ruse was possibly suggesting his boss a way to ask him to point out the other bodyguards by rhyming. Fener picked it up, and used it on Silanah, then back on Ruse. Not rock solid, but with Fener and the bodyguards knowing each other, that would basically make it obvious for them to understand. Also, if Silanah or Ruse comes back scum we possibly have a second one lined up vote Ruse

This looks too good to be true, I do wonder why Ruse posted in rhyme without that being inflicted upon him. Much to think about.

[Barghast]

morning all, glad to see this is one of those slow burning quiet contemplation type games of strategy and finesse i hear about in the fabled myths of forum history.

Or not.

[Hood's Path]

Barghast, on 07 February 2012 - 08:26 AM, said:

morning all, glad to see this is one of those slow burning quiet contemplation type games of strategy and finesse i hear about in the fabled myths of forum history.

Or not.

Evening, you may think you have a lot to read through, that depends on whether you want to hear what Fener has to say...

[Hood's Path]

So Barghast, what do you think of the set up? What way do you think town should go?