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Mafia 82: The Hamlet

#161 User is offline   Mockra 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:16 AM















This post has been edited by Mockra: 07 February 2012 - 12:17 AM


#162 User is offline   Eloth 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:28 AM

Exactly mockra

#163 User is offline   Fener 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:31 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

I am much pleased by your nonsense pictures Mockra. Yes, 2, yes, comes after 1, that's right. And I will kill - another one right Mockra!

#164 User is offline   Kalse 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:41 AM

Good fortune is not somethign I would count for.
After all, we are stuck in a village with warpig for a tyrant.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:43 AM

Where is your avatar, Mockra? Please, let me help you. Luckily, I had some photos taken of you earlier. Perhaps you'd like to use this?



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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! Oh the hilarity! :Oops:

#166 User is offline   Fener 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:44 AM

View PostKalse, on 07 February 2012 - 12:41 AM, said:

Good fortune is not somethign I would count for.
After all, we are stuck in a village with warpig for a tyrant.



That's cruel and twisted warpig to you. Learn it.

#167 User is offline   Fener 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:53 AM

Why do people stop posting when I come on to contribute? :Oops:

You know I only torment you because I love you right?

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:22 AM

Fener go back to your disgustingly opulent house and on your way you can kill 3 peasants, kick two puppies, and take five daughters as your slaves. that is the quota of destruction for the next five minutes. think you can handle it?

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:22 AM

View PostFener, on 07 February 2012 - 12:44 AM, said:

View PostKalse, on 07 February 2012 - 12:41 AM, said:

Good fortune is not somethign I would count for.
After all, we are stuck in a village with warpig for a tyrant.



That's cruel and twisted warpig to you. Learn it.


yes, sir, your insecure and overcompensating warpigheadedness, sir!

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:48 AM

View PostEloth, on 07 February 2012 - 01:22 AM, said:

Fener go back to your disgustingly opulent house and on your way you can kill 3 peasants, kick two puppies, and take five daughters as your slaves. that is the quota of destruction for the next five minutes. think you can handle it?



I sincerely hope you're not telling me what to do.

You people don't seem to get it.


I'm the big bad. You can't ingratiate yourself with me, you can't behave reasonably with me, you can't expect sense or reason from me, you can't do anything to harm me, or stop me, or shut me up, or
keep me from posting in big letters if I want,
you can't do jack, you can't do shit, and you can't do squat. You aren't big, you aren't small, you simply are nothing in comparison to me. I can taunt you, I can prod you, I can insult you, I can make you do things you otherwise wouldn't want to do. I can kill you at a whim, and there's nothing you can do about it. You are my toys, my playthings, you are here to entertain or be discarded with at my discretion. If I say dance, you dance. If I say die, you die. You have nothing to hope for, nothing to live for. You can pretend that I'm not here, but even that won't help, as I'll still be able to torment you nonetheless. You have a few days to live, at the most, and guess what? They won't be pleasant ones.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:55 AM



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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:59 AM

Allow me to demonstrate:

KILL RUSE


...........................................................................




Nah, I'm just messing with you!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:01 AM

View PostFener, on 07 February 2012 - 01:48 AM, said:

View PostEloth, on 07 February 2012 - 01:22 AM, said:

Fener go back to your disgustingly opulent house and on your way you can kill 3 peasants, kick two puppies, and take five daughters as your slaves. that is the quota of destruction for the next five minutes. think you can handle it?



I sincerely hope you're not telling me what to do.

You people don't seem to get it.


I'm the big bad. You can't ingratiate yourself with me, you can't behave reasonably with me, you can't expect sense or reason from me, you can't do anything to harm me, or stop me, or shut me up, or
keep me from posting in big letters if I want,
you can't do jack, you can't do shit, and you can't do squat. You aren't big, you aren't small, you simply are nothing in comparison to me. I can taunt you, I can prod you, I can insult you, I can make you do things you otherwise wouldn't want to do. I can kill you at a whim, and there's nothing you can do about it. You are my toys, my playthings, you are here to entertain or be discarded with at my discretion. If I say dance, you dance. If I say die, you die. You have nothing to hope for, nothing to live for. You can pretend that I'm not here, but even that won't help, as I'll still be able to torment you nonetheless. You have a few days to live, at the most, and guess what? They won't be pleasant ones.


Wow. Your insecurities are showing o noble supreme lord His Porklyness. You forget, you are one man, and we are an ANGRY MOB:
(Catch that? BIG LETTERS, and I added red for the dramatic flair)


#174 User is offline   Ruse 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:01 AM

Now in darkness
world stops turning
ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
hand of god has struck the hour.
day of judgement god is calling
underneath, the warpig's crawling.
Begging mercies for their sins.
Satan laughing spreads his wings.
Oh lord yeah.

#175 User is offline   Fener 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:05 AM

View PostEloth, on 07 February 2012 - 02:01 AM, said:

View PostFener, on 07 February 2012 - 01:48 AM, said:

View PostEloth, on 07 February 2012 - 01:22 AM, said:

Fener go back to your disgustingly opulent house and on your way you can kill 3 peasants, kick two puppies, and take five daughters as your slaves. that is the quota of destruction for the next five minutes. think you can handle it?



I sincerely hope you're not telling me what to do.

You people don't seem to get it.


I'm the big bad. You can't ingratiate yourself with me, you can't behave reasonably with me, you can't expect sense or reason from me, you can't do anything to harm me, or stop me, or shut me up, or
keep me from posting in big letters if I want,
you can't do jack, you can't do shit, and you can't do squat. You aren't big, you aren't small, you simply are nothing in comparison to me. I can taunt you, I can prod you, I can insult you, I can make you do things you otherwise wouldn't want to do. I can kill you at a whim, and there's nothing you can do about it. You are my toys, my playthings, you are here to entertain or be discarded with at my discretion. If I say dance, you dance. If I say die, you die. You have nothing to hope for, nothing to live for. You can pretend that I'm not here, but even that won't help, as I'll still be able to torment you nonetheless. You have a few days to live, at the most, and guess what? They won't be pleasant ones.


Wow. Your insecurities are showing o noble supreme lord His Porklyness. You forget, you are one man, and we are an ANGRY MOB:
(Catch that? BIG LETTERS, and I added red for the dramatic flair)





Big letters fail.


And I am not one man. I am *the* man.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:06 AM

View PostRuse, on 07 February 2012 - 02:01 AM, said:

Now in darkness
world stops turning
ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
hand of god has struck the hour.
day of judgement god is calling
underneath, the warpig's crawling.
Begging mercies for their sins.
Satan laughing spreads his wings.
Oh lord yeah.



That's some good stuff Ruse, I'm impressed.

Why not carry it on for a while longer eh?


RHYME TIME FOR RUSE FOR THREE HOURS!!!!!

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#177 User is offline   Ruse 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:15 AM

Your eyes are open but you can't see
your mouth is moving but you don't speak
a blitzkrieg of images to break your will
I hope you choke on every pill

We will not witness this anymore
This is the end for you my friend
I can't forgive, I won't forget
on and on, we sing our songs and
on and on, the wars wage on and
on and on, we sing our songs for more
[[I can quote lyrics all day, whore]].

#178 User is offline   Fener 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:18 AM

That's what I said to your momma.

Oh no he didn't!

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:26 AM

Damn you feel good to be a bad guy?
Man you ain't a bad guy (damn that's a bad lie).
Damn you feel good to be a gangsta, dog?
But you ain't got a gun and ain't a gansta... so...

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:28 AM

Who wants to be a millionaire anyway?
I'm a penny away from makin' pennies a day
So lend me your ear and Imma take it away
Never pay you back with the shit that I say
I'll get it by tomorrow give me somethin' today

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