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#21 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 03:55 PM

I think a lot of the veterans have been signed up to Admin/Mod duties and roles. I used to converse a lot with Hetan for example, i'm unsure if she ever played mafia but now I hardly see her post. Maybe because i'm not always on the forum.

I await the next Malazan book, the discussion on site goes up quite a notch then.

In the meantime I'll have a look into what goup i'd like to be part of and then do what it takes to get recruited.
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#22 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 04:07 PM

HHM runs its recruiting rounds whenever the great conclave (read: 2 or more members) get together in the group forum and someone (usually me) posts the extended list (aka, "house update"), including new inductees and assigning them card nominations. Which are then seconded and thirded by someone who happens to pass by, and then when Silencer wakes up and sees it, those people are made HHM.

then, inevitably, maccy shows up to post about how he has no time to make cards anymore.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#23 User is offline   majomull 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 04:08 PM

Fun forum fact- If you stare at the bottom of main page for 20 seconds, and then blink yopur eyes realy fast 11 times absolutely nothing interesting happens.
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#24 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 04:38 PM

View Postmajomull, on 20 December 2011 - 04:08 PM, said:

Fun forum fact- If you stare at the bottom of main page for 20 seconds, and then blink yopur eyes realy fast 11 times absolutely nothing interesting happens.



BY JOVE HE'S RIGHT!
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#25 User is offline   rhulad 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 07:14 PM

Fun fact, (nothing to do with the forum really) I have a Bridge Burner beer in my fridge, and I am going to drink it this evening for dessert or possibly with supper. I may even post a picture of it.
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#26 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 09:38 PM

The Mal-a-zan Empire site/forum were originally unrelated to the Ma-lah-zan books by SE, hence the difference in pronunciation. It was just a happy coincidence that so many forumites became fans of the series, and the concepts were merged. Now it's pronounced Moo-la-ZAAAAAAAAAAN.
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#27 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 09:56 PM

The application process for Team Quick Ben consists of numerous trials of exceptional difficulty, which each new aspirant must complete without fail, before he or she is inducted into our glorious ranks. These tasks are, in facts, 100% impossible to complete successfully, so you might as well not bother submitting your name at all.

Our 2012 induction is currently open for applicants—there are a limited number of spaces, so submit your name quic—

Too late!
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#28 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 10:31 PM

Fun fact: Ultimate deathmatches never (ever) finish on this forum.

Anyone who tells you different is a drunkard and a liar.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#29 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 11:10 PM

I ... am not left-handed.
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#30 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 11:22 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 20 December 2011 - 03:34 PM, said:

I would ask HHM when their last recruitment was, because PEN is still actively growing ;) , accepting it's latest member over the last weekend :D And I also wonder where chat would be if conversations were converted to posts :p

And yes Shin, I will be very active here. I am ecstatic about this thread and kudos to you.


Chat would be left in the dust by some of the individual book fora for the most part, actually. The logs register less than 10k posts. :p

View PostTattersail, on 20 December 2011 - 03:55 PM, said:

I think a lot of the veterans have been signed up to Admin/Mod duties and roles. I used to converse a lot with Hetan for example, i'm unsure if she ever played mafia but now I hardly see her post. Maybe because i'm not always on the forum.

I await the next Malazan book, the discussion on site goes up quite a notch then.

In the meantime I'll have a look into what goup i'd like to be part of and then do what it takes to get recruited.


Nay, Hetan was important on this forum for years, and is currently the site owner. She merely doesn't grace us with her presence as much as she used to (probably to do with the lack of new books releasing, :p).
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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#31 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 11:29 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 20 December 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

^ there you are HHM !!!

We would accept you Tats btw, but I think unless things change, PEN has a 1 year cycle clause (I will probably have to depart on the anniversary of my join date... makes me sad to think about, so let's not bring it up again... ;) )


Nonsense! You will always be a Painfully Eager Newbie to me, Gust :D


Fun fact: Sombra has over 3,000 books in his personal library.
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#32 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 01:13 AM

View PostShiara, on 20 December 2011 - 11:29 PM, said:

Fun fact: Sombra has over 3,000 books in his personal library.


Closer to 2,000 actually. But it's nice when a woman exaggerates about you. ;)
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#33 User is offline   rhulad 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 03:33 AM

Fun fact:
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I am drinking this as I type.
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#34 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 03:43 AM

View PostSombra, on 21 December 2011 - 01:13 AM, said:

View PostShiara, on 20 December 2011 - 11:29 PM, said:

Fun fact: Sombra has over 3,000 books in his personal library.


Closer to 2,000 actually. But it's nice when a woman exaggerates about you. ;)


Well, I guess my 'fact' was, in fact, a LIE.

But your collection is still impressive :D
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#35 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 04:34 AM

My forum user group is unique, seeing as only I am qualified to utilize such a gloriously horrible pun. Also I was an Admin for a day AND WILL BE AGAIN
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#36 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 05:31 AM

Fun fact: There was a forum drinking contest a while ago and a Caribbean woman under the name of "teholbeddict" won it with ease. She no longer posts, but she was quite fun and her liver is what should be cloned for future generations of super-soldiers.

I beat Cougar in profile views? Take that, you rugby-playing minge.
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#37 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 02:17 PM

I beat the mighty pantsless modgod Rodeo in views.

Awesome.

Clearly the majesty of BRIAN BLESSED is empowering my viewcount over the Canuck cowboy.
meh. Link was dead :(
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#38 User is offline   Lizradusa 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 07:05 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 20 December 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

^ there you are HHM !!!

We would accept you Tats btw, but I think unless things change, PEN has a 1 year cycle clause (I will probably have to depart on the anniversary of my join date... makes me sad to think about, so let's not bring it up again... ;) )



PEN has? Than I should have left PEN half a year ago. And Tatts joined 13 later than me,btw. :D

This post has been edited by Lyca: 21 December 2011 - 07:21 PM

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#39 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 07:15 PM

My pants are not, in fact, on fire or missing.

Or are they?


And Coco is obviously cheating.
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#40 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 07:54 PM

Fun Fact: Rodeo is the quintessential, Albertan cowboy, zamboni-driving, pants-less Canadian Stereotype.

EDIT: Eh?

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 21 December 2011 - 07:54 PM

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