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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#261 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 12:44 PM

So... how long until this thread gets shut down/heavily edited? :p
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#262 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 06:55 PM

I don't know. It's quite amusing that the women are posting the pictures though......
meh. Link was dead :(
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#263 User is offline   Grumble 

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 07:11 PM

Hang in their guys !

Use only in Emergency if cravings get too bad


What Would Jack Do ?
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 07:25 PM

View PostGrumble, on 14 July 2011 - 07:11 PM, said:

Hang in their guys !

Use only in Emergency if cravings get too bad




I'm not playing, but if I was...this video might have done me in.
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#265 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 08:09 PM

Damn you Grumble... had to switch it off quite quickly!
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 08:32 PM

If I was still in, I would've been out with that video. I still have to tell you all how I lost, let's just say it involves the fair, an unlucky Aussie that got poison oak on her ass, and a subsequent trip to the ER. I have pictures of the ER wristbands to prove it, I just need to figure out how to post my pic from my IPhone to here... Any help?
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 08:35 PM

Well, sounds like Gatekeeper should at least be upgraded to a grade 2 - dismissed.

IF, however, said contest losing moment occurred in an ambulance on the way to the ER - then I would suggest grade 3 - legendary.
meh. Link was dead :(
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#268 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 08:51 PM

The question that enters my mind is does Gatekeeper now have Poison Oak on his schlong??
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 08:59 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 14 July 2011 - 08:51 PM, said:

The question that enters my mind is does Gatekeeper now have Poison Oak on his schlong??


Why would he? Her ass was on the ground in poison...Ohhhhhh!!!!!
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 09:34 PM

This is a bad idea...I'm struggling enough as it is. But they're all so peeerdy!

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Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 11:36 PM

No gentlemen, bur the doc (Dr . Shivers if his name tag could be believed, did check me for the rash, and had a good laugh at the tale (pun intended) and he did say that I "deserved what you got" because I didn't take the Aussie back to my tent to do the business. I thought in my head " I would have you crusty bastard, but the mushrooms I ate had tricked me into thinking that I didn't HAVE a tent" .
I'm really trying to post the pick of my wristband!! Anyone have an IPhone 4, that can help me post it here? I took the pix with my phone, and I only have net access thru said phone. I use the mobile app version of this board, will I have to switch to "full version" to post from my phones gallery?? I think I'm still a little hung over from all the shrooms, Molly, X, weed and hash! And I left the party tues morning!! Hahaha Briar King I have a ticket for you next year man!!! U just have to make it to Eugene, Oregon this time next year!!
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#272 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 01:03 AM

View PostGrumble, on 14 July 2011 - 07:11 PM, said:

Hang in their guys !

Use only in Emergency if cravings get too bad




Oh,grumble, you and your blond bombshells....
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 July 2011 - 03:41 AM

best. commercial. ever


The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 July 2011 - 06:39 AM

Not so sexy as this


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#275 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 08:10 AM

And thusly did the hawt thread make its glorious return...

This post has been edited by MTS: 15 July 2011 - 08:12 AM

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 08:47 AM

Look at all the bendy bodies in the red light...


And because no thread can have enough Monica Bellucci, here's something rather... in the FACE!

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 08:48 AM

View PostMTS, on 15 July 2011 - 08:10 AM, said:

And thusly did the hawt thread make its glorious return...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I ARE PLEASED.
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Posted 15 July 2011 - 08:56 AM

Just keep the mods out.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 15 July 2011 - 01:32 PM

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That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 15 July 2011 - 01:34 PM

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MASTURBATED TODAY!

...I should really keep out of this thread...
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