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The Just Plain Bad Movies Thread

#41 King Bear

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:02 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 16 May 2011 - 03:48 PM, said:

Happyfeatures Complimentkoala, on 16 May 2011 - 01:39 PM, said:

I would also like to add all the spoof movies titled Genre Movie after Date Movie, which was a little bit funny, to my list of movies that should be burned, along with the people who directed, wrote and produced it. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE!!

Ugh, Date Movie was horrible! Never watched any of the others (Epic Movie etc) after that! In fact I should have realised after watching Scary Movie 2, 3 & 4...

Oh yes Date Movie. I watched it because of Alysson Hannigan and did not remotely anticipate how awful it would be (hadn't seen anything in Scary/Epic etc movie franchise).

Truly a lesson in how not to do a spoof.

The only good bit was the cat on the toilet.

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#42 MTS

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:08 PM

That 'franchise' became terrible after they stopped being at all subtle about what they were parodying. Not Another Teen Movie and Scary Movie are the only ones of those sort that I can actually watch because of it (not that either were all that subtle to begin with anyway, but it was much less overt).

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#43 King Bear

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:42 PM

MTS, on 16 May 2011 - 04:08 PM, said:

Agreed I've since seen Scary Movie which was better.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 06:15 PM

Beyond having been written by the crazy ass head scientologist L. Ron Hubbard (who didn't die, but strangely disappeared on his yacht!?!), and being so awful my eyes burn all the way through....BATTLEFIELD EARTH has two scenes that make me utterly RAGE....one is when they demonstrate the exploding collars....by panning away OFF CAMERA!!!! Are you shitting me, like this movie isn't bad enough?

Other part...oh, hey...remnants of humanity... here are some fully fueled harrier jets for you...the fuel stayed in them for a thousand years...yup. No evaporating here. Nope.

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 09:25 AM

MTS, on 16 May 2011 - 04:08 PM, said:

Yeah, it kinda went downhill very fast after those two. Not Another Teen Movie is quite funny at times, and it had a "good" cast. Also, Chris Evans.

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 03:37 PM

Skyline....... end of chat

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#47 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 09:35 AM

Wow, Skyline is so bad it actually ended the thread!

It must be destroyed...

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 12:32 AM

The Green Hornet was pretty terrible...

#49 Tsundoku

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Posted 03 June 2024 - 11:18 AM

Riiiiiiiiiiiise ...

It has been 13 years. What has been the shittiest of the shit that you have seen since?

I'm going to throw Rebel Moon out there. I just wish I could throw it further.

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Posted 03 June 2024 - 12:10 PM

I did start keeping track of this in recent years on letterboxd, for personal reference, so that means I can pull up a bottom five right quick. These are post-2011 movies that got "half a star" from me:
Batman v Superman -- this remains the low point of superhero movies.
Old -- I don't usually call things "so bad it's good" but this one's an exception. Genuine lunacy that I watched twice during a rental period and would recommend without hesitation.
30 Miles to Nowhere -- this movie isn't famous, but it's a truly horrible cabin-in-the-woods style horror movie I ran across on a streamer that does every single thing wrong. This one's "so bad it's bad".
Vacation (the reboot with Ed Helms) -- might be weird to hate a low stakes throwaway comedy like this, but I did hate it.
Bright -- these aren't necessarily in any order, except this one. For me this was the worst of the worst.

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Posted 03 June 2024 - 01:20 PM

Moonfall

Moonfall?

Think it was called moonfall.
Man it was bad

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#52 Macros

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Posted 03 June 2024 - 01:20 PM

And Future War

2012
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Posted 03 June 2024 - 04:54 PM

Macros, on 03 June 2024 - 01:20 PM, said:

And Future War

Do you mean The Tomorrow War, with Chris Pratt?

I liked it, but I will agree it was probably not among the best of movies.

Our friend, Tsundoku, has thrown in Rebel Moon. I will up the ante with the follow-up movie, Rebel Moon: Scargiver. A movie so horrifyingly bad its only upside, and even that remains questionable, is that makes the first one look even just a little bit better.

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

#54 Macros

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Posted 03 June 2024 - 07:00 PM

Tomorrow war with Pratt yes.

Just bad

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#55 Tsundoku

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Posted 03 June 2024 - 08:32 PM

I should have clarified I meant both parts of Rebel Moon but ... meh ...
Otherwise, 100% agreed with Primey.

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Posted 03 June 2024 - 09:08 PM

I see your recent rejected Star Wars effort, and raise you The Avengers.

No, not the Marvel Comics industry breaking 2012 movie, rather the 1998 brain breakingly atrocious film based on the much beloved 60s tv series that somehow managed to star Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes, and Sean Connery as a scene chewing baddie with a weather control device, and yet suck on every conceivable level and a few that had to be invented.