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#1741 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 11:44 PM

That's epic. In one of my campaigns we were fighting a dragon (that the DM had accidentally rolled up one size-class too large) and it was fucking curbstomping us. Fighter went down, cleric went down, ranger went down, and the dragon was basically still at full HP.

The only people still up were me (rogue/swashbuckler) and my brother (the sorceror). Oh, and I took a blast of blinding poison to the face and critical-failed (natural 1) my save and was permanently blinded.

My brother still had basically all of his spells, and other than being blind, I was at full HP. So we said "LET'S DO THIS". I asked the DM if Magic-Missile made a significantly audible blast on impact, and he said yes. So we 2 manned this dragon while I used the blasts from my brother's every-round magic-missile spam to make listen checks for my attacks and movement. It helped that I was a werecat, too (good hearing).

I tossed my off-hand weapon so I could use 2 different weapon feats to boost my 1hand damage and attack rolls. Dodging shit like a maniac, the dragon get's me down to ~3 hp. The dragon makes a swipe at my brother, and critical hits him for all of his hp. However, this gets me a free sneak attack, and I CRITICAL HIT, and kill him.

So I'm sitting there, blind, almost dead, in the middle of a dragon's lair FULL OF SWEET LOOT, and I can't do a damned thing.

Who was impressed?

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#1742 worry

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 12:16 AM

You should write a series of novels based on that adventure.

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#1743 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 06:37 AM

Now the Oatmeal got into a fight with Funny Junk (never heard of the place).

EDIT: Big picture is big - try this link if you want instead: http://theoatmeal.co...unnyjunk_letter

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#1744 A Demon Llama!

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 10:21 PM

No Touchy.

#1745 Shiara

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:30 AM

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#1746 Shiara

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:43 AM

Prometheus concept art (source: io9.com)

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*casting the shaved knuckle*

#1747 Gothos

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 12:13 PM

Hungry yet?
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#1748 frookenhauer

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 12:48 PM

souls are for wimps

#1749 frookenhauer

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 01:21 PM

Now thats what I call a frikkin building!

Its called the Hallgrimskirkja Church

Reykjavík, Iceland

This post has been edited by frookenhauer: 14 June 2012 - 11:46 AM

souls are for wimps

#1750 Shinrei

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 12:05 PM

My 5 mile commute takes 45 minutes if I take public transportation.....

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#1751 frookenhauer

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:46 PM

souls are for wimps

#1752 frookenhauer

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 06:30 PM

souls are for wimps

#1753 Darkwatch

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 11:13 PM

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#1754 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:10 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#1755 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:27 AM

I find it difficult to believe that 7% of young people forget their own goddamned birthdays.

Obviously young people need to play more Contra.

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#1756 Avatar

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:05 PM

#1757 frookenhauer

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 02:40 PM

souls are for wimps

#1758 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 02:48 PM

WTF

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#1759 Lady Bliss

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 03:44 PM

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"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock