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#3501 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 21 December 2021 - 06:34 PM

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#3502 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 03 January 2022 - 04:35 AM

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#3503 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 03 January 2022 - 05:07 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 03 January 2022 - 04:35 AM, said:

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Saw that guy on Reddit. Apparently he took his equipment off during a match, threw it in the stands and went streaking.

This is a list of this guy's insane behavior from r/NFL. It just goes on and on:

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For those of you unfamiliar with the NFL, /r/NFL has been keeping track of this guy's antics. This is the list:

•Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard

•⁠"Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"

• ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77

• ⁠Threw fits over not getting enough targets

• ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

• ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child

• ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank

• ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers

• ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde

• ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)

• ⁠Farted on a doctor

• ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers

• ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest"

• ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media

• ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills

• ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

• ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards

• ⁠Froze his feet

• ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

• ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use

• ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders

• ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp

• ⁠Tweeted the fines

• ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

• ⁠Got fined for that

• ⁠Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)

• ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders

• ⁠Was released

• ⁠"GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"

• ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here

• ⁠Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass

• ⁠Signed with the Patriots

• ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady

• ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)

• ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)

• ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

• ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week

• ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations

• ⁠Said he was done with the NFL

• ⁠Went back to college via online classes

• ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

• ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL

• ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots

• ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo

• ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts

• ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play

• ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

• ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that

• ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida

• ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul

• ⁠Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"

• ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit

• ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

• ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB

• ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted

• ⁠Got dropped by his agent

• ⁠Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.

• ⁠His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.

• ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.

• ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit

• ⁠Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle

• ⁠AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)

• ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation

• ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB

• ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal

• ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report

• ⁠AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident

• ⁠Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card

• confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games

• Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets.

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Posted 03 January 2022 - 08:41 AM

Just a handful of those incidents would get most people fired and/or jailed. Athletes really are a protected species.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#3505 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 08 January 2022 - 09:36 PM

'Meet the worm with a jaw of metal

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Bristle worms are odd-looking, spiky, segmented worms with super-strong jaws. Researchers have discovered that the jaws contain metal. It appears that biological processes could one day be used to manufacture metals.


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Fireworm, a type of bristle worm'
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#3506 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 20 January 2022 - 01:15 AM

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Posted 21 January 2022 - 10:54 PM

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Posted 25 January 2022 - 05:17 PM

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#3509 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 26 January 2022 - 05:48 PM

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Posted 29 January 2022 - 03:08 AM

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Posted 31 January 2022 - 11:17 PM

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#3512 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 16 February 2022 - 07:45 PM

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#3513 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 August 2022 - 04:01 PM

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... might as well add in 'oh and also now he's Donald Trump too'....
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Posted 06 August 2022 - 05:31 PM

Why the hate all of a sudden?
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#3516 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 August 2022 - 07:49 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 06 August 2022 - 05:31 PM, said:

Why the hate all of a sudden?



Of course the types of Christianity that focus on love and forgiveness and don't encourage hatred of out-groups (or other (in context) negative aspects of Trumpism etc.) are a different story, at least in ethical terms. And to be fair any complex conceptual edifice can seem overwhelmingly confusing; and our best theories of fundamental physics are currently contradictory.

'Love is the Peace, whereto all thoughts do strive,
Done and begun with all our powers in one,
The first and last of us that is alive,
End of the good, and therewith pleas'd alone;

Perfection's spirit, goddess of the mind,
Pass'd through hope, desire, grief, and fear,
A simple goodness in the flesh refin'd,
Which of the joys to come doth witness bear;

Constant, because it sees no cause to vary,
A Quintessence of passions Over-thrown,
Passed beyond all that change of objects carry,
A Nature by no other nature known;

For Glory's of Eternity a frame,
Which by all bodies else obscures her name.'
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Posted 07 August 2022 - 03:52 PM

'I asked an AI to generate fast food based on the brand name of the food items... this is what it created'

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Posted 14 August 2022 - 04:18 PM

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'Unholy rituals, dark rites, happy birthday party!'

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Posted 28 August 2022 - 09:41 PM

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'Archaeology, evidence of the Nephilim
#StableDiffusion [AI generated]'

'David Hixson
As an archaeologist, this level of detail [...] concerns me. [...] There are already too many “deep fake” archaeology images on social media.'

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Posted 29 August 2022 - 03:22 PM

'With design elements inspired by nearby Tiantai Mountain and the Haishan Islands, a new bookstore in Taizhou City (on China's central coast)'

Here's another [...] dream-like Chinese bookstore

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Jun Zhu from ETER Architecture Design produces yet another radical, dream-like bookstore in China, but this one is inspired by the Haishan Islands of Taizhou Island
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