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#2921 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:28 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 29 October 2013 - 05:11 PM, said:

Did you take that picture yourself Bryn??


Oh, no no. I'm a terrible photographer with no patience at all (or equipment worth speaking of). But that one was taken by a local not too far from where I live. And it's an awesome picture, so I figured it belonged here.
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#2922 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 04:13 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2923 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 10:22 AM

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#2924 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:09 AM

Truth in advertising. Love the one for Apple.

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 01:39 PM

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When I saw this all I thought was roach and bent.

Its frikkin uncanny
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#2926 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 05:36 PM

View PostSatan, on 01 November 2013 - 12:28 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 29 October 2013 - 05:11 PM, said:

Did you take that picture yourself Bryn??


Oh, no no. I'm a terrible photographer with no patience at all (or equipment worth speaking of). But that one was taken by a local not too far from where I live. And it's an awesome picture, so I figured it belonged here.

Too right it does, it's a great pic!

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 08:09 AM

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Posted 06 November 2013 - 10:04 PM

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 02:18 PM

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#2930 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 05:42 PM

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#2931 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 06:36 PM

Take a picture why dontcha, it will last longer.
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#2932 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 02:10 PM

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#2933 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:39 PM

Odin's Beard !
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#2934 User is online   worry 

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:40 PM

 Jakovasaurus, on 09 November 2013 - 02:10 PM, said:

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I always wondered what Eragon was about!

Here's something:

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2935 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:19 AM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2936 User is online   worry 

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:45 PM

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#2937 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 13 November 2013 - 05:21 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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#2938 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 02:40 PM

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#2939 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 11:46 PM

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#2940 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:55 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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