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#2861 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 07:48 PM

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#2862 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:51 AM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#2863 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 10:57 AM

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#2864 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 02:52 PM

I looked to find the rules on animated gifs and didnt see anything. If I'm out of line let me know and I'll remove this. Until then, have fun.

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Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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#2865 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 07:01 PM

I love this image:

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EDIT: Much bigger version:

http://imgur.com/a/1Re7R#29[

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#2866 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 11:47 AM

Actually quite hard...

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2867 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 12:11 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 21 September 2013 - 11:47 AM, said:

Actually quite hard...


Found it!

Katy perry without make up...!

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EDIT: @Apt. well I used to like swimming...

This post has been edited by Dolmen+: 21 September 2013 - 12:15 PM

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#2868 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 06:42 PM

I hope this one is fake...
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2869 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 01:22 PM

Love it!

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2870 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 12:47 PM

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The idea of a city where it is constantly raining shit from the skies is glorious.

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#2871 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 12:19 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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#2872 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:17 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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#2873 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:10 PM

Much rep to whoever can tell me what the original painting is. I want to read about it!

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2874 User is offline   dietl 

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:33 AM

Locomocion Capilar by Remedios Varo, 1959

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more here:
http://azuldetorment...edios-varo.html
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#2875 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 05:58 PM

Selected randoms!

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2876 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:43 PM

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#2877 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 11:46 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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#2878 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 02:05 PM

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#2879 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:52 PM

So opened deviantart to this:

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Made my day, Long live artgerm the great!
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#2880 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 28 September 2013 - 05:00 AM

Spoiler

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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