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#41 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 10:58 AM

I totally want to have Garrus' babies......



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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#42 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 11:02 AM

incompatible biostructure, Loki... same thing goes for the legions of Talimancers.

Seriously though, there doesn't seem to be ANY decent partner for Shepard in the games so far. If it's not aliens, then what are you left with? A racist bigot, an artificial cheerleader that can't have kids, a broken bird of a murderer...
Well, Jacob and Kaidan are the only clinically sane options, even if they're pretty boring, that's pretty much the only two normal people in the universe. And that's for FemShep.


Wouldn't mind this one though:
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This post has been edited by Gothos: 19 April 2011 - 11:11 AM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#43 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 01:55 PM

I like Parasini - she's a hard arse. And practical, I like how she complains about having to take down Anoleis in a dress :D

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The first time I played ME2, I had played through over 50% of the game before I realised who the new romance options were. Because I couldn't make myself cheat in game I immediately stopped playing, replayed through ME1, and then started ME2 again so I could romance the NPC I wanted to romance without any guilt.......yeah.

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#44 User is offline   Lucifer's Heaven 

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 04:12 PM

View PostGothos, on 19 April 2011 - 11:02 AM, said:

incompatible biostructure, Loki... same thing goes for the legions of Talimancers.


Yeah, Garrus and Tali are dextro-amino acid based. Even human food can kill them :D
("Talimancers" sounds like a sorcerer who specialises in manipulating Tali :p)


Also, this picture, because it's the most awesome in game rendered dragon I think I've ever seen.

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Man I'm looking forward to that game :p (Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

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"So how'd you save the world?"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
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#45 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 05:42 PM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#46 User is offline   Tes'thesula 

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 07:39 PM

I still don't get the appeal of Garrus. He is so boring, in both games...
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 08:08 PM

View PostTes, on 19 April 2011 - 07:39 PM, said:

I still don't get the appeal of Garrus. He is so boring, in both games...


Where is your pic?

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 09:37 PM

Here is my image!

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And here's another, to balance the scales and because narwhals are awesome beyond measure:

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 11:48 PM

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#50 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 03:08 AM

Well, at least she is the one doing the stirring...

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 01:00 PM

Sorry, I'm too busey...

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 05:49 PM

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 06:25 PM

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Still refuse to believe this wasn't intentional.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 06:27 PM

I know who to blame!

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 06:50 PM

View PostPOOPOO MCBUMFACE, on 20 April 2011 - 06:25 PM, said:

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Still refuse to believe this wasn't intentional.


I don't get it.

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 07:31 PM

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:45 PM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 20 April 2011 - 06:50 PM, said:

View PostPOOPOO MCBUMFACE, on 20 April 2011 - 06:25 PM, said:

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Still refuse to believe this wasn't intentional.


I don't get it.

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I'm not sure, but this is what I thought of first

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#58 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:01 PM

There are... FOUR! LIGHTS!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:13 PM

View PostGothos, on 20 April 2011 - 10:01 PM, said:

There are... FOUR! LIGHTS!


There are.... NO! PICS!
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meh. Link was dead :(
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#60 User is offline   POOPOO MCBUMFACE 

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:51 PM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 20 April 2011 - 06:50 PM, said:

View PostPOOPOO MCBUMFACE, on 20 April 2011 - 06:25 PM, said:

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Still refuse to believe this wasn't intentional.


I don't get it.



His face is lit up by absurdly over-the-top levels of ugly bloom while he talks about "seeking the light". Funny, see? Just me?

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