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#3206 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 28 October 2014 - 11:12 PM

Large ass images ahead.
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No Touchy.
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#3207 User is offline   Blend 

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Posted 29 October 2014 - 08:40 PM

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This made me giggle.
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
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#3208 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 03:44 AM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3209 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 12:13 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3210 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 09:58 PM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3211 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 19 November 2014 - 08:33 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3212 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 19 November 2014 - 09:27 AM

*Spoiler alert

Things to go so well for Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
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#3213 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 22 November 2014 - 05:45 AM

As I make my way through the Something Positive archives, I arrive at June 2003:

http://somethingposi...p06062003.shtml

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#3214 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 01:20 AM

Spoiler for big size.
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#3215 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 27 November 2014 - 09:29 AM

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#3216 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 27 November 2014 - 09:35 AM

 Sombra, on 27 November 2014 - 09:29 AM, said:

 Gothos, on 27 November 2014 - 08:45 AM, said:




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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#3217 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 27 November 2014 - 11:21 AM

It's?


At any rate, this was the ship they shot down. It was a test for a new missile system and the ship was already defunct.
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... I would not have been surprised had it turned out that the army had managed to sink one of their own ships by accident, but I wondered why I hadn't heard of it before.

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Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#3218 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 30 November 2014 - 10:26 PM

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#3219 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 16 December 2014 - 06:32 AM

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#3220 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 16 December 2014 - 10:04 PM

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Have a request.
Does anyone have the epic FML which is the star wars story in disguise and ends with the guy telling hs sister their dad is Darth Vader and he has to kill him?
Cant find it on google
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#3221 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 04:22 PM

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 09:27 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#3223 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 12:16 AM

Good batch of Literally Unbelievable lately.
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 05 January 2015 - 06:50 PM

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 06:15 AM

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