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#3166 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 12:37 PM

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#3167 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 01:16 PM

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#3168 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 12:10 AM

DUCK

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#3169 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 06:11 AM

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#3170 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 08:56 AM

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The original photo in this space disappeared so I'm adding a weird baby.

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3171 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2014 - 10:05 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3172 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 08:43 PM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3173 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 11:08 PM

Upon the arrival of the new iClone...

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#3174 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 11:15 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 09 September 2014 - 11:08 PM, said:

Upon the arrival of the new iClone...

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#3175 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 08:27 PM

See you all in hell I guess:

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#3176 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 13 September 2014 - 05:34 AM

The conjunction of headlines made me laugh. Apologies for all the white space but crop didn't seem to want to work in Picture Editor.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#3177 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 14 September 2014 - 08:23 PM

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#3178 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 12:31 AM

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Posted 18 September 2014 - 06:35 AM

I can't read more than 5 in a row and stay calm at work. Wondrous!
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#3180 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 22 September 2014 - 09:05 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#3181 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 September 2014 - 01:08 PM

Confused about the Middle East? Well, no more...

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#3182 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 09:23 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3183 User is offline   Kruppe's snacky cakes 

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 03:37 PM

Yes, Poorly Drawn Lines is consistently laugh-out-loud funny.

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I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.
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#3184 User is offline   Kruppe's snacky cakes 

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Posted 30 September 2014 - 07:20 PM

Spoilered for size:

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How Long Will It Take To Read That Book? This Chart Gives An Estimate

What, no Malazan? Quick, someone do the math.


Also, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich...

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I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.
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#3185 User is offline   Gwynn ap Nudd 

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 04:40 AM

That word count versus time pic is way off. Harry Potter or Twilight is something that an avid reader will mow down in record time - though with Twilight they may skip a few pages by throwing most of the series out the window or into the fire. Dealing with and interpreting the older English in Gulliver's Travels, tracking the numerous names/nicknames per person in something like Crime and Punishment or Anna Karenina (something I think many NA readers at least are not used to) is going to slow people down. Nevermind that all three of those are actually well written prose and not candy fiction reads. Any time per page reading guide needs to be adjusted for the level of reading skill required and relative changes in language. Yeah, it makes ASOIaF look like a long read, but it is mostly is way off.

*waits for the neg rep for not including a pic*
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