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#2514 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 07:37 AM

There are bikini baristas all over seattle. The novelty wears off after about the first time you go. I used to go to one by my old house because it was half a block from my place, but I certainly never go just for the sake of perving on the barista. There were some places around here that got in toruble for prostitution because the girls would perform sex acts with each other in return for massive tips. Kind of silly but harmless places. Here is a pictuee of a capital a.

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#2515 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:16 PM

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#2516 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 02:02 PM

Finally,

a picture of Macros pouring himself a pint:

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meh. Link was dead :(
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#2517 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 05:48 PM

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#2518 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 02:01 AM

Sup guys, ya miss me?
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View PostQuickTidal, on 20 February 2013 - 03:17 PM, said:

LMAO!You are WAY to easy to get a rise out of Illy.Posted Image

View PostQuickTidal, on 20 February 2013 - 03:42 PM, said:

Actually, I rather stand by the fact that overpopulation is the biggest problem that affects that entire infographic. You can literally apply it to every part in some way or another. Sure there are aspects that have to do with other factors creating those issues...but overpopulation is the biggest offender. I said it, and I stand by it. I'll own up to being fully aware that Illy would fly off the handle when he read it (hence the troll pic)...I did not, however, expect the level of vitriol leveled at me for it. I posted like three sentences, and said the infographic mostly ignores massive population growth as a factor. That's pretty much it. I wouldn't expect to be sworn at, and called every name in the book for having the opinion that overpopulation is a bad thing and affects the world in both the environmental and societal ways...health, food, homes, schooling, jobs...I'm cool with someone having a different opinion about that fact...but it's still a fact...Is it a fact that deserves to be bombed into the stone age by a guy who felt like raging? Dunno. so, for shits and giggles...(shit image hidden to spare tables and minds)
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Hi!

1: Bullshit.
2: No seriously, this is the epitome of puppetmaster defense, nothing in your original post was deliberate and you've backpedalled like a pro. You can't defend your point, you have neither the knowledge base to understand the overwhelming non-relevance of population pressures to the concept of poverty in a country with a negatively replenishing birthrate nor the balls to admit you don't know enough about the economic situation actively ruining, shortening and taking lives in both our countries. The point you stand by is simply and provably incorrect and you get probably less of the vitriol than you deserve, so please site sources or facts next time you excrete an opinion taken from Daily Mail comment pages onto the forums, TIA.
3: The problem with eating shit to get a reaction is while people may give you the response you want, you've still, you know, eaten shit, and you will be forever known as a shiteater. Well done.

Here are pictures of QuickTidal's family stump, his grace Pope Weedlord Bonerhitler IVXX and an image of surpassing subtlety to mark an end to this depressing lack of lack of anger management.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:19 AM

I actually kind of like this discussion on poverty and inequality but could you please shut the fuck up already and take it to the discussion forum?

I here by summon the power of the gods to try and move the discussion.

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(For the record I completely agree with illy, about inequality, not QT trying to lasso a moose that would be dangerous)
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#2520 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:02 AM

Damn, now I want to play Age of Empires.

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No Touchy.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 11:08 PM

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More on: http://www.gummbah.n...set34=0&dir34=


Mod Edit; Please be more careful~Bubba
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#2522 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 12:29 AM

Sorry buddy, but having such a grossly offensive first picture goes against all common decency, so I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to remove the socks and sandals picture. Or at least blur it.

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e: Oh man, there's a penis in that picture too?

e2: In case this gif is too huge, here are more pictures of a dick:

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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 24 February 2013 - 12:32 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2523 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 12:37 PM

Getting dirty are we?
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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2524 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:30 PM

SO its NSFW but no cartoon dicks?

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And sorry for the gif but its the best one ever.

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This post has been edited by Stalking Stonny: 24 February 2013 - 02:46 PM

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:24 PM

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No Touchy.
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#2526 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:20 AM

YUPPPP





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#2527 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:54 AM

Come on, that girl has plenty of armour right?

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A Haunting Poem
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#2528 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:11 PM

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#2529 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM

This philosoraptor is, like, deep man!

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#2530 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:

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That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.

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Edit: For some reason, some of you can't see my picture so have another:
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and more:
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This post has been edited by Baco Xtath: 26 February 2013 - 09:58 PM

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:04 PM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2532 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:02 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2533 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:30 AM

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Its funny to me.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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