Malazan Empire: Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) - Malazan Empire

Jump to content

  • 180 Pages +
  • « First
  • 124
  • 125
  • 126
  • 127
  • 128
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

#2494 User is offline   QuickTidal 

  • Lord of the Waters
  • Group: Team Quick Ben
  • Posts: 21,901
  • Joined: 05-November 05
  • Location:At Sea?
  • Interests:DoubleStamping. Movies. Reading.

Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:41 PM

And yet my comment still didn't warrant the raging response I got, nor your continued crapping on me.

So I comment on an infographic with an opinion (gasp!). Get torn a new one by Illy, and then you stick your nose in calling me names as well (charming)...and I'M the pretentious douchebag? Care to explain that to me? I disagree with the resultant bottom line of the infographic and how it gets there. I am well entitled to that opinion. How that warrants the massive outcry and nasty comments... I don't get.

I know you don't like me, and I know that Illy doesn't like me either. I get that. But for whatever reason you feel the need to attempt to make me feel like crap about the whole thing. Does that make you feel good or something? It must do, I can see no other reason for it.

So why don't we just do everyone a favour and I'll just steer clear of you and you steer clear of me. This is getting tedious every time I disagree with one of you, you both literally hit the roof.

Sorry admins for the upset. It was only my intent to throw my two cents in, not make a big thing.

Posted Image
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
0

#2495 User is offline   Macros 

  • D'ivers Fuckwits
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 9,086
  • Joined: 28-January 08
  • Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.

Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:56 PM

Sorry I feel offended you feel the worlds ills are caused by people with big families, disregarding all other mitigating factors referenced. I don't think large families are even alluded to as a problem.

Posted Image
0

#2496 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

  • Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 12,310
  • Joined: 08-October 04
  • Location:T'North

Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:21 PM

Creepy woman...

Attached File(s)


A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
0

#2497 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

  • Wait. What?
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 831
  • Joined: 10-September 11
  • Location:Knoxville, TN
  • Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.

Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:33 PM

A little Beyonce to lighten the mood:
Posted Image


Posted Image


Posted Image


Posted Image


Posted Image


And sorry but I've got to gif:
Posted Image
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
1

#2498 User is offline   worry 

  • Master of the Deck
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 14,790
  • Joined: 24-February 10
  • Location:the buried west

Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:29 PM

Please, guys, please! You're all using the word "pretentious" wrong. It's gotta stop!

Posted Image
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
1

#2499 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

  • Wait. What?
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 831
  • Joined: 10-September 11
  • Location:Knoxville, TN
  • Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.

Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:46 PM

Stop being pretentious.

Posted Image
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
0

#2500 User is offline   worry 

  • Master of the Deck
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 14,790
  • Joined: 24-February 10
  • Location:the buried west

Posted 20 February 2013 - 11:36 PM

Huh. Well isn't that ironic?

Posted Image


The answer is NO, that's not what ironic means either, ya jerks!
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
0

#2501 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

  • DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE
  • Group: LHTEC
  • Posts: 2,115
  • Joined: 26-October 05

Posted 20 February 2013 - 11:45 PM

Posted Image
meh. Link was dead :(
1

#2502 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:03 AM

Are we going to get a new thread in the DB now? That way we can keep the flames there and out of the Inn.

Attached File(s)


The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
1

#2503 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

  • Wait. What?
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 831
  • Joined: 10-September 11
  • Location:Knoxville, TN
  • Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.

Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:13 AM

I think some hugs are in order:

Posted Image
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
1

#2504 User is offline   worry 

  • Master of the Deck
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 14,790
  • Joined: 24-February 10
  • Location:the buried west

Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:23 AM

That's not a hug, this is:
Spoiler

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
0

#2505 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

  • Dead Serious
  • View gallery
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 3,851
  • Joined: 14-July 07
  • Location:The C-Hood

Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:44 AM

the above spoilered for highly WTF! content. now relax with a peaceful mountain lake.

Attached File(s)


There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant
0

#2506 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

  • Mortal Sword
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 1,073
  • Joined: 19-March 11

Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:45 AM

These two love to hug:

Posted Image


This guy needs a hug:

Posted Image

He needs a cookie or two:

Posted Image

No respect I tell ya, no respect.

Posted Image
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
1

#2507 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

  • formerly Ganoes Paran
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 13,263
  • Joined: 16-July 10
  • Location:Wirral
  • Interests:Mafia. Awesome Pictures. Awesome Videos. Did I mention Mafia?
    snapchat - rustyspoon84

Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:53 AM

Attached File  whatisthis.jpg (42.6K)
Number of downloads: 0

Attached File  princess.jpg (23.75K)
Number of downloads: 0

Attached File  whatisthis.jpg (42.6K)
Number of downloads: 0

Attached File  spoiler.jpg (53.24K)
Number of downloads: 0

Attached File(s)

  • Attached File  diy.jpg (49.17K)
    Number of downloads: 0

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
0

#2508 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

  • formerly Ganoes Paran
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 13,263
  • Joined: 16-July 10
  • Location:Wirral
  • Interests:Mafia. Awesome Pictures. Awesome Videos. Did I mention Mafia?
    snapchat - rustyspoon84

Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:54 AM

Where

Attached File  where.jpg (49.44K)
Number of downloads: 3
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
2

#2509 User is offline   Assail 

  • Destriant of the Abyssmal Army
  • Group: The Abyssmal Army
  • Posts: 820
  • Joined: 25-March 09
  • Location:Kaneohe Bay, HI

Posted 21 February 2013 - 09:18 AM

I think there are many chivers on here...

Posting from my phone, ill add a picture when I get back to my laptop. So don't neg rep me you assholes lol

Edit: Told you I'd put a picture up.

Prim... you asshole hahaha
Attached File  857607_293473427448099_1682921666_o.jpg (235.18K)
Number of downloads: 0

This post has been edited by Assail: 21 February 2013 - 11:04 AM

I still heart Goodkind.
0

#2510 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

  • Wait. What?
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 831
  • Joined: 10-September 11
  • Location:Knoxville, TN
  • Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.

Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:48 PM

Freak'n love the Chive:


Posted Image
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
1

#2511 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

  • Wait. What?
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 831
  • Joined: 10-September 11
  • Location:Knoxville, TN
  • Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.

Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:54 PM

View PostTattersail, on 21 February 2013 - 08:54 AM, said:

Where

Attachment where.jpg




Apparently Bikini Baristas are the new fad. Not sure where that one is but google bikini coffee stands to find your nearest.

Posted Image

Posted Image
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
0

#2512 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

  • Wait. What?
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 831
  • Joined: 10-September 11
  • Location:Knoxville, TN
  • Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.

Posted 21 February 2013 - 02:39 PM

Saw this guy on the Chive today (Marc Allante) and just bought these two prints:

Posted Image


Posted Image


I'll probably buy some more.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
1

#2513 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

  • Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 12,310
  • Joined: 08-October 04
  • Location:T'North

Posted 21 February 2013 - 10:15 PM

I doubt I am too close to a bikini barista. Can't see it taking off in wet, grey miserable Britain... Which seems like a shame.

And just to keep to the rules of the thread...
Posted Image
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
0

Share this topic:


  • 180 Pages +
  • « First
  • 124
  • 125
  • 126
  • 127
  • 128
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

8 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 8 guests, 0 anonymous users