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Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 05:18 PM

Remember those cartoons of WW1 and 2? Well a wild episode of the Cold War appeared along with one of the war between France and Prussia

France vs Prussia

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The Cold War

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 05:41 PM

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This post has been edited by Knowing: 03 May 2011 - 05:50 PM

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 09:58 PM

This one is so very wrong, but for some reason it's my favourite tweet of the last couple of days

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 07:39 AM

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 10:00 AM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 04:47 PM

View PostGeneral Pattonhammer, on 04 May 2011 - 04:37 PM, said:

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I don't know whether to be appalled and disturbed by that (that she abused him with an XBox controller), or impressed that he gets to eat gooey treats while being serviced downstairs.
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 04:56 PM

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Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 04:59 PM

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 06:54 PM

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Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 09:53 PM

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 10:14 PM

I don't know anything about Piers Anthony's work, but why does this exist?

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 11:23 PM

I was going to say "heh heh yeah Xanth is fucking weird that wouldn't be far off" and then I Googled and it's an actual book. Uh.

Also, if any unfortunate souls haven't seen it already:

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 12:24 AM

Piers Anthony is a pretty good fantasy author, but his prolific punsterism frequently gets to epic groan levels.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#200 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 01:22 AM

View Postworrywort, on 04 May 2011 - 10:14 PM, said:

I don't know anything about Piers Anthony's work, but why does this exist?

Piers Anthony has amassed an enormous fan following for works involving a magical land in which puns have actual magical power and innuendo/sexual things have effects beyond normal. There is an enormous amount of "Heehee, see what I did there" and not all that oblique references to sex or sexual things. For most young men in Xanth who haven't gotten laid yet, seeing panties will often stun and/or knock them out. It's somewhat satirical of 1950s era sexuality, but honestly, Anthony has basically let his fans take over what he writes by using the puns they send in to create sort of haphazard stories around them. The man makes money and satisfies a very strange demographic, but he hasn't written a book truly worth reading in decades.

The particular book you pointed out (The Color of Her Panties) was written in 1992. The Xanth series is still ongoing today and lots of people still buy 'em.

I'm speaking as someone who sort of liked the Apprentice Adept series, not as an Anthony hater.

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 02:54 AM

THE END IS NIGH!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#202 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 07:37 AM

D'oh!

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<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 08:10 PM

View Postamphibian, on 05 May 2011 - 01:22 AM, said:

View Postworrywort, on 04 May 2011 - 10:14 PM, said:

I don't know anything about Piers Anthony's work, but why does this exist?

Piers Anthony has amassed an enormous fan following for works involving a magical land in which puns have actual magical power and innuendo/sexual things have effects beyond normal. There is an enormous amount of "Heehee, see what I did there" and not all that oblique references to sex or sexual things. For most young men in Xanth who haven't gotten laid yet, seeing panties will often stun and/or knock them out. It's somewhat satirical of 1950s era sexuality, but honestly, Anthony has basically let his fans take over what he writes by using the puns they send in to create sort of haphazard stories around them. The man makes money and satisfies a very strange demographic, but he hasn't written a book truly worth reading in decades.

The particular book you pointed out (The Color of Her Panties) was written in 1992. The Xanth series is still ongoing today and lots of people still buy 'em.

I'm speaking as someone who sort of liked the Apprentice Adept series, not as an Anthony hater.

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Yep, all this like Amph said.

Funnily enough it was upon seeing THE COLOR OF HER PANTIES myself that made me look into the man and even try to read a xanth book.

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 09:04 PM

Portal 2 spoiler (kinda, just one joke, but a good one)
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EDIT: Funny, I'm almost positive I uploaded it.

EDITEDIT: Oh, that's right, the uploader isn't working. Here's a different, similarly vaguely spoilerific image.

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<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 09:43 PM

(psst you can't hotlink from there and any threads from that board have a half-life of minutes so you should have saved it and uploaded it here)

(and if you couldn't because you're at work, you'll find being there is a little worse than downloading pics from the internet when it comes to bosses)

(my face when I realised I can't upload pictures to the forum)

(I have no face)

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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