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#1773
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 03:44 AM
The voting with your dollar argument doesn't sway me. People "vote" against their best interests all the time, in the booth and with their money. Nickelback have a multi-platinum album, Benny Hinn is a multi-millionaire faith healer, and Strom Thurmond existed. BTW, maybe Nickelback would still be a success without Clear Channel, but they certainly wouldn't have the advantage of total radio dominance that propelled them there through sheer repetition. The radio industry should be to the record industry what the free press is to the government, but instead it's their Pravda. Trust-busting and collusion-deterring are very much in the interest of the people, and capitalism requires that non-commercial referee. Laissez-faire capitalism ISN'T capitalism, by the nature of the beast.
As far as the USPS goes, it's dirt cheap, picks up and delivers to the vast majority of households (and in fact USPS has contracts with FedEX and UPS because they have much harder times delivering in rural areas, and they absolutely will not deliver to PO Boxes at all -- I think the last figure I read was that USPS handles ~30% of their packages at some point their delivery). I'm not suggesting it's perfect, or that it will or should last forever, but I certainly prefer it -- warts and all -- to its private counterparts, since its bottom line isn't merely profit, and I'd ultimately rather see it improved than scrapped.
Sword-billed hummingbird:
As far as the USPS goes, it's dirt cheap, picks up and delivers to the vast majority of households (and in fact USPS has contracts with FedEX and UPS because they have much harder times delivering in rural areas, and they absolutely will not deliver to PO Boxes at all -- I think the last figure I read was that USPS handles ~30% of their packages at some point their delivery). I'm not suggesting it's perfect, or that it will or should last forever, but I certainly prefer it -- warts and all -- to its private counterparts, since its bottom line isn't merely profit, and I'd ultimately rather see it improved than scrapped.
Sword-billed hummingbird:
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#1774
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 04:33 AM
In the words of a certain ragamuffin named Karsa: Too Many Words.
Spoiler
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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#1776
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 06:07 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 17 June 2012 - 06:25 AM, said:
All I know is that if I have a daughter one day and she wants to become like Lady Gaga or Kirsten Stewart more than she wants to be like Zoe Washburne, then I have failed and I'm giving up on humanity...
Damn right!
Suck it Errant!
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#1777
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 07:54 AM
AIJ - I would watch the heck out of a film that had Gandalf + shotgun...
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#1778
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 08:16 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 19 June 2012 - 09:34 PM
I really hope this Hobbit one is a troll and not someone for reals...
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I Scream
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
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#1781
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:38 AM
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#1783
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 03:42 PM
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here's the link to the pic, and then go to google earth with the address- you can see the shadows of the divers on the street! looks so funny!
http://www.damnlol.c...amera-3510.html
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but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
#1784
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 03:48 PM
Don't need to tell you how true this is...
Woah...
This also is very true (any Welshies want to back me up on this one?)
No doubt there will be some Apt-based nerd rage about this one, but still...
This picture does not fit the profile of "funny" or "weird" but slots perfectly in with "awesome" It's the new Aston Martin Vanquish (I think it's a Vanquish anyway...)
Woah...
This also is very true (any Welshies want to back me up on this one?)
No doubt there will be some Apt-based nerd rage about this one, but still...
This picture does not fit the profile of "funny" or "weird" but slots perfectly in with "awesome" It's the new Aston Martin Vanquish (I think it's a Vanquish anyway...)
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#1785
Aptorian
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:23 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 21 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:
No doubt there will be some Apt-based nerd rage about this one,
but still...
but still...
YES THERE WILL!
The Hulk would not stand a chance against Loki because Loki would never be stupid enough to get in reach of the Hulk. He'd either put the hulk to sleep or make the hulk attack the other avengers with sorcery.
Even if we use the depowered loki from this film, Loki, being a TRICKSTER GOD OF SUPERHUMAN INTELLECT AND CUNNING would have used his illusions to either backstab the hulk with "mystical stick" or just run like fuck when the hulk was looking the other way. So god damn stupid.
This is not Loki:
THIS is loki:
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#1786
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:39 PM
Apt apparently writes for Marvel comics now and dictates how the character should be represented in all media...everyone, make a note.
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#1787
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:49 PM
It's only fair revenge for the first Avengers comic!
Sample panel:
Sample panel:
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1788
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:00 PM
QuickTidal, on 21 June 2012 - 05:39 PM, said:
Apt apparently writes for Marvel comics now and dictates how the character should be represented in all media...everyone, make a note.
It's a question of drawing a line. What's next? Who will they storyrape next? Thanos? Maybe Thanos is just a purple alien that sparkles in the sun with a rubix cube fetish who Captain America can beat up. Then next we'll have Khang the Conquerer who's actually just lonely, his only weakness is his broken heart, he will be defeated by the beauty of Black Widow. Then we have Ultron who is a manio depressive food processor who is finally defeated when Tony Starks invents a chess machine that teaches the deadly robot that the only way to win is to drink lots of martini.
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#1789
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 07:10 PM
Aptorius, on 21 June 2012 - 06:00 PM, said:
It's a question of drawing a line. What's next? Who will they storyrape next? Thanos?
Also if you are describing an interpretation of a character you enjoy that appears to show it in an unfavourable light as 'storyrape' then you are taking it far, far too seriously and are in fact the problem, sorry.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1790
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:05 PM
Aptorius, on 21 June 2012 - 05:23 PM, said:
The Hulk would not stand a chance against Loki because Loki would never be stupid enough to get in reach of the Hulk. He'd either put the hulk to sleep or make the hulk attack the other avengers with sorcery.
Even if we use the depowered loki from this film, Loki, being a TRICKSTER GOD OF SUPERHUMAN INTELLECT AND CUNNING would have used his illusions to either backstab the hulk with "mystical stick" or just run like fuck when the hulk was looking the other way. So god damn stupid.
Even if we use the depowered loki from this film, Loki, being a TRICKSTER GOD OF SUPERHUMAN INTELLECT AND CUNNING would have used his illusions to either backstab the hulk with "mystical stick" or just run like fuck when the hulk was looking the other way. So god damn stupid.
Didn't someone make the point that Loki purposely lost the fight to get back to Asgard and then plot his takeover from there?
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I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
