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#1781 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:38 AM

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#1782 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 12:22 PM

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*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#1783 User is offline   Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 03:42 PM

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here's the link to the pic, and then go to google earth with the address- you can see the shadows of the divers on the street! looks so funny!
http://www.damnlol.c...amera-3510.html

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but are they worth preserving?
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#1784 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 03:48 PM

Don't need to tell you how true this is...
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Woah...
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This also is very true (any Welshies want to back me up on this one?)
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No doubt there will be some Apt-based nerd rage about this one, but still...
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This picture does not fit the profile of "funny" or "weird" but slots perfectly in with "awesome" It's the new Aston Martin Vanquish (I think it's a Vanquish anyway...)
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#1785 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:23 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 21 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

No doubt there will be some Apt-based nerd rage about this one,
but still...
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YES THERE WILL!

The Hulk would not stand a chance against Loki because Loki would never be stupid enough to get in reach of the Hulk. He'd either put the hulk to sleep or make the hulk attack the other avengers with sorcery.

Even if we use the depowered loki from this film, Loki, being a TRICKSTER GOD OF SUPERHUMAN INTELLECT AND CUNNING would have used his illusions to either backstab the hulk with "mystical stick" or just run like fuck when the hulk was looking the other way. So god damn stupid.

This is not Loki:

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THIS is loki:

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#1786 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:39 PM

Apt apparently writes for Marvel comics now and dictates how the character should be represented in all media...everyone, make a note.

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#1787 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:49 PM

It's only fair revenge for the first Avengers comic!

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#1788 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:00 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 21 June 2012 - 05:39 PM, said:

Apt apparently writes for Marvel comics now and dictates how the character should be represented in all media...everyone, make a note.

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It's a question of drawing a line. What's next? Who will they storyrape next? Thanos? Maybe Thanos is just a purple alien that sparkles in the sun with a rubix cube fetish who Captain America can beat up. Then next we'll have Khang the Conquerer who's actually just lonely, his only weakness is his broken heart, he will be defeated by the beauty of Black Widow. Then we have Ultron who is a manio depressive food processor who is finally defeated when Tony Starks invents a chess machine that teaches the deadly robot that the only way to win is to drink lots of martini.

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#1789 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 07:10 PM

View PostAptorius, on 21 June 2012 - 06:00 PM, said:

It's a question of drawing a line. What's next? Who will they storyrape next? Thanos?

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Also if you are describing an interpretation of a character you enjoy that appears to show it in an unfavourable light as 'storyrape' then you are taking it far, far too seriously and are in fact the problem, sorry.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:05 PM

View PostAptorius, on 21 June 2012 - 05:23 PM, said:

The Hulk would not stand a chance against Loki because Loki would never be stupid enough to get in reach of the Hulk. He'd either put the hulk to sleep or make the hulk attack the other avengers with sorcery.

Even if we use the depowered loki from this film, Loki, being a TRICKSTER GOD OF SUPERHUMAN INTELLECT AND CUNNING would have used his illusions to either backstab the hulk with "mystical stick" or just run like fuck when the hulk was looking the other way. So god damn stupid.

Didn't someone make the point that Loki purposely lost the fight to get back to Asgard and then plot his takeover from there?

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I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
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#1791 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 06:22 AM

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 01:53 PM

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#1793 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 06:17 PM

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:33 PM

Shite bootleg time!

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:34 PM

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:35 PM

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:35 PM

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:36 PM

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:37 PM

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:38 PM

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