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Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

#114 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 12:47 AM

A classic that came up in the break-up thread:

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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#115 User is offline   Knowing 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 01:06 AM

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The ram was actually rescued
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:31 AM

View PostKnowing, on 25 April 2011 - 12:25 AM, said:

Proof that time travel is possible (link to the museum this picture is at http://www.virtualmu...ork+bridge&ci=#) Taken in the 1940's at some bridge reopening ceremony. You tell me wtf that guy is doing there with a hoddie, some kind of SLR camera, and raybands.



Hooded sweaters were not unheard of back then, sunglasses were fairly widespread by the 1940's, and the camera...not an SLR...that's actually what early handheld cameras looked like. My father has an old camera collection and some of his ones from that era look just like the one in his hand.
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#117 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:42 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 25 April 2011 - 03:31 AM, said:

View PostKnowing, on 25 April 2011 - 12:25 AM, said:

Proof that time travel is possible (link to the museum this picture is at http://www.virtualmu...ork+bridge&ci=#) Taken in the 1940's at some bridge reopening ceremony. You tell me wtf that guy is doing there with a hoddie, some kind of SLR camera, and raybands.



Hooded sweaters were not unheard of back then, sunglasses were fairly widespread by the 1940's, and the camera...not an SLR...that's actually what early handheld cameras looked like. My father has an old camera collection and some of his ones from that era look just like the one in his hand.

SO THERE I WAS

JUST BROWSING THE PICS THREAD

WHEN SUDDENLY

A POST WITHOUT A PICTURE!

I KNOW, IT'S SHOCKING THAT SOMEONE WOULD BREAK THE RULES AGAIN AFTER THEY'VE BEEN POINTED OUT REPEATEDLY ON EVERY PAGE

BUT I GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T RESPECT OTHERS

OR MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME BUT THERE IS NO ROOM FOR CONSIDERATION WITH CAPSLOCK


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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 25 April 2011 - 03:49 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 04:09 AM

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#119 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 04:21 AM

So that's Toby, Rodeo, Sombra, DW, Bubba and I banned outright, while it'd only cost Apt a shilling and four pence to take SJP on a date. Civilisation has gone very wrong somewhere.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#120 User is offline   Knowing 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 05:05 AM

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#121 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 07:53 AM

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#122 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 08:04 AM

View PostMTS, on 25 April 2011 - 07:53 AM, said:

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Loki is gonna kill youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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#123 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 01:59 PM

I am, the Deliverator.

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#124 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 10:13 PM

What car is that?

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 12:34 AM

What's Nam-Shub? And am I supposed to see something?

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:33 AM

The Deliverator and nam-shubs are from the book Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson.

The Deliverator is a high-tech pizza delivery car that is entirely black and entirely designed to deliver pies as fast as possible to the customer within a set time limit or the head of the company has to personally apologize. Since the head of the company is the U.S. mafia head, this doesn't happen. People disappear if this happens. I have seen a Domino's pizza car in my area that was independently (and crappily) modded to be all black and sleek. The dude was a loser, but it was still a real life Deliverator.

Nam-shubs are memes encoded in clay tablets and glossolia that ancient Mesopotamian used to hack the brains of people and get them to do routines and stuff. They were modernized by a bad guy to become computer language-based and characters see them as static snow. You aren't supposed to see anything - only "hackers who know binary" can be affected by it.

Now for my picture,:

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This post has been edited by amphibian: 26 April 2011 - 01:35 AM

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
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#127 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:14 AM

Anomander Rake ... he simply walks into Mordor:

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(Created for another forum)
I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.
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#128 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:57 AM

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:54 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:56 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#131 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 07:39 AM

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And nonsequitur
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This post has been edited by adjutant stormy: 26 April 2011 - 07:41 AM

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#132 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:35 PM

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Meanwhile in India...

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#133 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 05:56 PM

This is totally true.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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