The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)
#701
Posted 23 May 2012 - 12:08 PM
Wait. The brides don't go by the "more cleavage the better" rule in Aus?
Weird....
Weird....
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#703
Posted 23 May 2012 - 09:08 PM
It represents the transition of ownership of the girl's boobs from her father to her husband.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#704
Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:15 AM
My response was:
"...also, just re-reading what you said, Jess...you think the bride should be dressed revealingly???"
She thought I was serious, and lengthily apologised for the misunderstanding. Should I a ) accept her apology with remonstrance that she should not do it again, or b ) explain that I was joking/teasing and didn't actually think that's what she meant?
The only problem I foresee with option a) is that she will again take me super seriously, and it's no fun joking with someone who doesn't get it.
...methinks I'm putting waaay too much thought into this
"...also, just re-reading what you said, Jess...you think the bride should be dressed revealingly???"
She thought I was serious, and lengthily apologised for the misunderstanding. Should I a ) accept her apology with remonstrance that she should not do it again, or b ) explain that I was joking/teasing and didn't actually think that's what she meant?
The only problem I foresee with option a) is that she will again take me super seriously, and it's no fun joking with someone who doesn't get it.
...methinks I'm putting waaay too much thought into this
*casting the shaved knuckle*
#706
Posted 25 May 2012 - 04:34 AM
Shiara, on 24 May 2012 - 12:15 AM, said:
My response was:
"...also, just re-reading what you said, Jess...you think the bride should be dressed revealingly???"
She thought I was serious, and lengthily apologised for the misunderstanding. Should I a ) accept her apology with remonstrance that she should not do it again, or b ) explain that I was joking/teasing and didn't actually think that's what she meant?
The only problem I foresee with option a) is that she will again take me super seriously, and it's no fun joking with someone who doesn't get it.
...methinks I'm putting waaay too much thought into this
"...also, just re-reading what you said, Jess...you think the bride should be dressed revealingly???"
She thought I was serious, and lengthily apologised for the misunderstanding. Should I a ) accept her apology with remonstrance that she should not do it again, or b ) explain that I was joking/teasing and didn't actually think that's what she meant?
The only problem I foresee with option a) is that she will again take me super seriously, and it's no fun joking with someone who doesn't get it.
...methinks I'm putting waaay too much thought into this
Comment in as creepy a way as possible that you think if its HER she should be naked so everyone can see how hot she is. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#707
Posted 25 May 2012 - 04:05 PM
Making a bed with a hyper cat around might be one of the most difficult tasks to accomplish in the world.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#708
Posted 25 May 2012 - 04:09 PM
Slow Ben, on 25 May 2012 - 04:05 PM, said:
Making a bed with a hyper cat around might be one of the most difficult tasks to accomplish in the world.
Tuck cat in bed; surprise for wife later that night.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#709
Posted 26 May 2012 - 02:56 PM
Hostille on the left servant on the right
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#710
Posted 26 May 2012 - 07:16 PM
ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK IS THE UK EUROVISION PERFORMER!!! More proof that Europe is several decades behind the rest of the world when it comes to popular music. They should have paid whatever Tom Jones was asking for - it would have been less embarrassing...
Come on, UK. You can do better than this.
Come on, UK. You can do better than this.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#711
Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:24 PM
Loki, on 26 May 2012 - 07:16 PM, said:
ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK IS THE UK EUROVISION PERFORMER!!! More proof that Europe is several decades behind the rest of the world when it comes to popular music. They should have paid whatever Tom Jones was asking for - it would have been less embarrassing...
Come on, UK. You can do better than this.
Come on, UK. You can do better than this.
No we can't, because no-one in the UK gives a flying f*** about Eurovision
meh. Link was dead :(
#712
Posted 27 May 2012 - 03:53 AM
When you google wheel of time book covers, the images page shows a picture of Gardens of the Moon
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#713
Posted 28 May 2012 - 03:57 AM
DEAD NIGHT
3 members, 4 anon
wtf
3 members, 4 anon
wtf
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#714
Posted 28 May 2012 - 07:48 AM
This shit is bananas.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#716
Posted 28 May 2012 - 06:12 PM
I'm reading on extra-terrestrial land ownership and this quote is awesome:
Even Better!
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Many states and countries have corollaries to their real estate and property laws to prevent wanton claiming of new-found lands, that state that a simple claim to the territory is not enough; the claimant must also demonstrate "intent to occupy," something that, at this time, is obviously difficult to do with the Moon or any other celestial body.
Even Better!
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Adam Ismail, Mustafa Khalil and Abdullah al-Umari, three men from Yemen, sued NASA for invading Mars. They claim that they "inherited the planet from our ancestors 3,000 years ago".[15] They based their argument on mythologies of the Himyaritic and Sabaean civilizations that existed several thousand years B.C.E[16]
This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 28 May 2012 - 06:13 PM
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#717
Posted 29 May 2012 - 11:23 AM
A buddy of mine's claim to fame is that he's fragged Asia Carrera in Unreal Tournament. What does it say of me that I think that's quite cool?
Legalise drugs! And murder!
#718
Posted 29 May 2012 - 03:00 PM
What's tater's, precious?
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#719
Posted 30 May 2012 - 02:54 AM
Boilem mashem put em in a stew!
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#720
Posted 30 May 2012 - 03:06 AM
Wombat stew?
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~