The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)
#882
Posted 28 January 2014 - 04:18 AM
Hey practice makes perfect.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#883
Posted 28 January 2014 - 08:57 AM
And those who cuts the genialities of a child should have there own removed with a grater.
#884
Posted 28 January 2014 - 09:13 AM
What if it is a medical situation?
This post has been edited by Maybe Apt: 28 January 2014 - 09:14 AM
#885
Posted 28 January 2014 - 09:24 AM
Medical situation exceeds over the grater. Just as it should exceeds over religions people who denies blood transfusion,
#886
Posted 28 January 2014 - 09:26 AM
Graablick, on 28 January 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:
And those who cuts the genialities of a child should have there own removed with a grater.
I thought we were talking about circumcision, not emotional scaring?
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#888
Posted 28 January 2014 - 11:31 AM
Possibly Brent Weeks, on 28 January 2014 - 09:26 AM, said:
Considering the different model of scalpel one would need, it would seem important to be specific in choice of words.
I'd hate, for instance, to show up for a circumscision armed only with my sharp and unforgiving wit. It would be... akward. And quite possibly illegal.
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#889
#891
Posted 28 January 2014 - 06:55 PM
What if the genetalia or foreskin is actually a shapeshifter masquerading as a penis? What then?
#892
Posted 28 January 2014 - 07:10 PM
What have the poor shapeshifter done wrong? Of course you shall not cut it. The only reason must be if it have cut of your penis and masqueraded in its place.
#893
Posted 28 January 2014 - 07:14 PM
They always pick on the foreskin, never the aftskin.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#894
#895
Posted 28 January 2014 - 08:10 PM
Leftwing, leftwing, LEFTWING! You fascist bastard.
#896
Posted 28 January 2014 - 08:27 PM
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Considering the different model of scalpel one would need, it would seem important to be specific in choice of words.
I'd hate, for instance, to show up for a circumscision armed only with my sharp and unforgiving wit. It would be... akward. And quite possibly illegal.
Best comment of the day.
This was quite the conversation starter.
#898
Posted 02 February 2014 - 05:21 AM
Apparently a "suspicious powder" was found near the Stupor Bowl stadium in Noo Joisey.
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#900
Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:32 PM
Stormcat, on 28 January 2014 - 02:25 AM, said:
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Edited to say NSFW.
Okay before you ask how the hell I found this in the first place...Lol. I was reading some guy's reviews and this was there.
Edited to say NSFW.
Should I be worried that:
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