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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#881 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 04:15 AM

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 04:18 AM

Hey practice makes perfect.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 08:57 AM

And those who cuts the genialities of a child should have there own removed with a grater.
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 09:13 AM

What if it is a medical situation?

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 09:24 AM

Medical situation exceeds over the grater. Just as it should exceeds over religions people who denies blood transfusion,
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 09:26 AM

View PostGraablick, on 28 January 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:

And those who cuts the genialities of a child should have there own removed with a grater.


I thought we were talking about circumcision, not emotional scaring?
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 11:28 AM

circumcision == cutting of genitalia --> grater
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 11:31 AM

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 28 January 2014 - 09:26 AM, said:

View PostGraablick, on 28 January 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:

And those who cuts the genialities of a child should have there own removed with a grater.


I thought we were talking about circumcision, not emotional scaring?


Considering the different model of scalpel one would need, it would seem important to be specific in choice of words.

I'd hate, for instance, to show up for a circumscision armed only with my sharp and unforgiving wit. It would be... akward. And quite possibly illegal.
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 03:05 PM

View PostGraablick, on 28 January 2014 - 11:28 AM, said:

circumcision == cutting of genitalia --> grater


genialities =/= genitalia.
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#890 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 06:11 PM

Bah, It was early in the morning.
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 06:55 PM

What if the genetalia or foreskin is actually a shapeshifter masquerading as a penis? What then?
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 07:10 PM

What have the poor shapeshifter done wrong? Of course you shall not cut it. The only reason must be if it have cut of your penis and masqueraded in its place.
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 07:14 PM

They always pick on the foreskin, never the aftskin.
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 07:30 PM

View PostGraablick, on 28 January 2014 - 07:10 PM, said:

What have the poor shapeshifter done wrong? Of course you shall not cut it. The only reason must be if it have cut of your penis and masqueraded in its place.


Typical leftwing penis shapeshifter apologist doubletalk.
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 08:10 PM

Leftwing, leftwing, LEFTWING! You fascist bastard.
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 08:27 PM

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Considering the different model of scalpel one would need, it would seem important to be specific in choice of words.

I'd hate, for instance, to show up for a circumscision armed only with my sharp and unforgiving wit. It would be... akward. And quite possibly illegal.


Best comment of the day.

This was quite the conversation starter. ;)
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 06:40 AM

Rage of Thrones. The book was better.



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Posted 02 February 2014 - 05:21 AM

Apparently a "suspicious powder" was found near the Stupor Bowl stadium in Noo Joisey.

Most people call it "snow". ;)
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 07:50 PM

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:32 PM

View PostStormcat, on 28 January 2014 - 02:25 AM, said:

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Edited to say NSFW.


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