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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#861 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:34 AM

My bed at the moment. I think there's just enough space for me too...

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#862 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 02:17 AM

Anyone know a good audio-video recording program (preferably open-source like audacity)?
The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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A non-touching itself rock.
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#863 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:15 PM

Blah blah blah haters
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#864 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:31 AM

A guy with two wieners (a condition called diphallia) does an AMA reddit. Awkward, funny, bizarre, weird, uncomfortable craziness ahead. Also, NSFW probably.


DoubleDickDude AMA
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#865 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:04 AM

I read it and the earlier WTF thread with Pictures. I love the completely insane sexlife that guy has had.
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#866 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:27 AM

http://www.straitsti...-china-20131224

Warning: This may mess with some grooves.
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#867 User is offline   Stormcat 

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 08:20 AM

Wow. How did I get caught up reading all that? Fascinating.
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#868 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:43 AM


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#869 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:34 AM

This thread is the scariest part of the forum. Double dicks one second, ponies the next. Horrifying.

This post has been edited by Dolmen Weeks: 08 January 2014 - 06:34 AM

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#870 User is offline   Traveller 

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 10:17 PM

Hm, sub-zero temperatures in Chicago... freezing 'vortex' causing extreme cold....maybe it's Mab.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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#871 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:52 PM

In important literary news:
http://www.uproxx.co...dispute-aliens/
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#872 User is offline   Daeg 

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 12:57 AM

See....we "love" our guns...
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#873 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 04:27 AM

all books spoiler.

Spoiler

This post has been edited by A Demon Llama!: 09 January 2014 - 06:26 PM

No Touchy.
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#874 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 06:41 AM

I would probably put some EVEN BIGGER spoiler tags on that joke if I were you Demon LLama. Those are some pretty heavy spoilers at the end of the joke.
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#875 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 07:24 AM

http://allhiphop.com...o-cold-outside/

Reminds me of the start of American Gods. "I tell you, boy, you're better off in here than out on the street when the big storm comes."
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#876 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 08:40 AM

I don't know whether this should go in the videos or the music thread, so I'll just put it here. It made me chuckle:

http://youtu.be/DjL3AUBKSmI

This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 23 January 2014 - 08:42 AM

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#877 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:56 PM

Not sure if any of you are into that Star Wars stuff or comical books but this happened: http://newsfeed.time...marvel-twitter/
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#878 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:23 AM

I was unsure where to put this so "whatever you want" seemed relevant. One for the Doctor Who fans

A friend has just gone home to visit his family and his little brother is about four. I got a message saying he was "currently running round the house shouting "I AM A GARLIC. EXTERMINATE!"

Almost makes me inclined to like small children.... Posted Image
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#879 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:43 AM

hahahahahaha
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#880 User is offline   Stormcat 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 02:25 AM

http://www.amazon.co...=cm_cr-mr-title
Okay before you ask how the hell I found this in the first place...Lol. I was reading some guy's reviews and this was there.


Edited to say NSFW.

This post has been edited by Stormcat: 28 January 2014 - 02:43 AM

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