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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#681 User is offline   Z'ress 

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:51 AM

MAY I PRESENT. Amby and Alof

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#682 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 12:25 AM

Searching for Civility Online

It makes me sad that people can't seem to filter themselves, and you can bet that when sites start to censor flamers there'll be cries of "Freedom of speech! I'm being oppressed!"

This post has been edited by Shiara: 14 May 2012 - 12:30 AM

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 01:19 AM

The Malazan Board should invade these other sites, lay waste to the reigning nobility, and instill a more peaceful (if unstable) egalitarianism across the web.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 02:44 AM

I was contemplating a Malazan Invasion on a Tairy board.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 02:49 AM

We'll just send in the Claw.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:30 PM

Do we have one of those, or is that supposed to be a secret?
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:30 PM

View PostTerry Goodkind, on 14 May 2012 - 02:44 AM, said:

I was contemplating a Malazan Invasion on a Tairy board.



It is the spirit of the Empire.
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:33 AM

I thought you were talking about the really weird adventure time show with foalcon, YouTube it, maybe search for limmy adventure time
Tres bizarre
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

Falkao is a great player. Man City snatching the league from United warms my heart. Hoping Liverpool do some good signings. Euro's are on the way, I am excited. I get Married a week on Thursday. I go to Florida a week on Saturday. This year is just awesome.
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 03:32 PM



And on this topic:


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Posted 16 May 2012 - 08:50 AM

Pretty awesome Cracked article: http://www.cracked.c...ng-america.html
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 09:34 AM

View Postworrywort, on 16 May 2012 - 08:50 AM, said:

Pretty awesome Cracked article: http://www.cracked.c...ng-america.html


Wow, I learned a thing!
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#693 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 04:07 AM

OrbitWheels:
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 04:51 AM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 15 May 2012 - 03:32 PM, said:



And on this topic:




Are they even speaking English? I think I picked out 1 word in about 10. :D
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Posted 19 May 2012 - 11:30 AM

Loki, you need to change your DP (sorry Garrus) and I think you know what to change it to.

Oh yes.

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Suck it Errant!


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Posted 20 May 2012 - 01:16 AM

THAT IMAGE IS VERY LARGE.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#697 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 01:26 AM

He does have a nice smile :D
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:49 AM

I don't think I've ever found a "nameless" thread before. Very strange:

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 01:48 AM

no name yet any ideas?

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:11 AM

So, my little sister is planning her wedding, and one of her bridesmaid's (the kinda slow one) says this in an email about the bridesmaid dresses:

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You want it to look elegant, not too revealing – that’s for the bride – to shine!


I'm not entirely sure how to take it...maybe she plans on dressing like a skank when her turn comes around? The thought makes me snigger :D - and then cringe :killingme:
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