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#181
Ceda Cicero 
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 02:21 PM
Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:
How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?
#182
Loki
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 02:30 PM
Beware Abyss, he is coming for you in 100...99...98...97....
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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#183
Beezulbubba
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 03:10 PM
#184
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 03:39 AM
#185
Tapper
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:47 AM
Ten best restaurants in the world:
1) Noma, Denmark
2) El Celler De Can Roca, Spain
3) Mugaritz, Spain
4) Osteria Francescana, Italy
5) The Fat Duck, England
6) Alinea, USA
7) D.O.M, Brasil
8) Arzak, Spain
9) Le Chateaubriand, France
10) Per Se, USA
1) Noma, Denmark
2) El Celler De Can Roca, Spain
3) Mugaritz, Spain
4) Osteria Francescana, Italy
5) The Fat Duck, England
6) Alinea, USA
7) D.O.M, Brasil
8) Arzak, Spain
9) Le Chateaubriand, France
10) Per Se, USA
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#186
Gothos
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:58 AM
That calendar looks awesome, even if it's somewhat outdated these days!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#187
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 03:29 PM
1. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the paediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
2. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
3. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
4. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
5. The patient was examined, X-rated and sent home.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
9. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
10. The patient refused autopsy.
11. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
12. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
2. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
3. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
4. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
5. The patient was examined, X-rated and sent home.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
9. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
10. The patient refused autopsy.
11. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
12. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
#188
Loki
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 12:18 PM
Come to Australia
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#190
random marine doomed to die
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:52 PM
The cat gets the mouse
#191
POOPOO MCBUMFACE
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:56 PM
THE BUMFACE IS HERE
#192
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 06:07 PM
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#194
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 06:57 PM
The Bouncing Torpedo is a better story. But I can't help thinking that this is the writings of a fraud...
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#195
Aptorian
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 07:31 PM
Oh it is surely a myth. The old school machines from the 60s were heavy as fuck. No way the rewind of the tape would be able to set a machine that size rocking back and forth with enough force to tip it over. It's not like the tape runs back and forth in a matter of a few seconds and no way would you design it in such a way that it would actually create such violent vibrations. Not to mention that the idea of the team meant to save the company from embarrassment, would chose a world premier in front of the press, to humiliate the guy is illogical.
But still, just the idea of such a team of people existing in that age is amazing.
But still, just the idea of such a team of people existing in that age is amazing.
This post has been edited by Battle Plaptypus: 24 April 2011 - 07:31 PM
#196
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 09:36 PM
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#197
Mott
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 10:51 PM
On spotify looking for a specific song by the Dubliners so I was going through what they had of them and I come across 'Harry Potter and the Rising of the Moon' which has managed to take a song about the United Irish rebellion and turn it into the tale of the death of Harry's Parents...from a cats perspective. The guy has a whole album full of Irish songs that have been revised to fit cats into them...my mental state is troubled.
Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
#198
Loki
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 02:44 AM
Today is the only day of the year that I willingly admit to liking New Zealanders - it's true every other day of the year too but I won't admit it 
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#199
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 02:06 PM
Random thought of the day.
You know that saying ...."like the back of your hand"....?
Who actually knows what the back of your hand looks like? Or could explain it?
You know that saying ...."like the back of your hand"....?
Who actually knows what the back of your hand looks like? Or could explain it?
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#200
Loki
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 02:23 PM
Slow Ben, on 25 April 2011 - 02:06 PM, said:
Random thought of the day.
You know that saying ...."like the back of your hand"....?
Who actually knows what the back of your hand looks like? Or could explain it?
You know that saying ...."like the back of your hand"....?
Who actually knows what the back of your hand looks like? Or could explain it?
I have a tiny freckle dead centre at the start of my wrist on my left hand and a scar on the bottom knuckle of my ring finger.....I have scars on my ring finger on the right hand from my glacier accident. If you remove these things I wouldn't be able to tell my hand from any one elses.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
